From Google+:
"Ura, we have another Facebook!
Something strange happened. Blackjack remains on FB and the prostitutes in VK.

xxx: not specified
YYY: Is it so or is it broken? Or missed it?
XXX: Programming is not given money
XXX is a common mistake.

From a letter to ASK:
HH: I have understood it! I want Linux!! to
Maybe a lexus? Do you not confuse it? :)

A woman is not a dog, she cannot be taught.
by konde13

A famous sailor told me. A couple of years ago, on a section from India to Suez, they were assigned two guards with calashes as a remedy against Somali pirates. The guards were bored and entertained shooting at beer banks. Shoot the crew. They explained that the ammunition is still written on the heroic reflection of the pirate attack. This abomination was closely watched by the crew's favorite, a young boarding chimpanzee by name.
by Abdula. The character of the "White Sun of the Desert" he reminded with his endurance and insatiability, qualities for monkeys are rare, for which he received his nickname. He liked the shooting. But closer to
Many other vessels appeared around the Strait of Bab-el-Mandeb, and the wreckage stopped. Abdul became bored, he demanded the continuation of the banquet and went to the machine himself. They decided to comfort him, wearing a helmet, hanging a machine on their chest and taking photos, and then showing him - Abdul was easily recognized in the photos. The machine was on the security, so there was nothing dangerous in such a shooting. It looked like a crew. With a quick move, Abdul smashed the prison and pressed on the shovel.
The Kalashnikov machine in the hands of a monkey, like any recruiter, is a terrible weapon. From horror he did not let him go until the whole horn had flown out into the air. Abdul was thrown on the deck and pulled on it with a tactical frequency of ten shots per second. It turned into a classic jet engine, until it turned its back into a rub. He continued to shoot in a seated position. In honor of the primate, all the bullets went to the sky. He wanted to beat him hard, but by the time he was finally caught, the situation changed a lot. Unlike the crew, which had little time to see in the position of the deck, from the surrounding Somali boats and boats this scene of the everyday life of the Russian ship was viewed magnificently. All of them, mostly, of course, civilians, moved away at a respectable distance, and a couple of boats generally disappeared from the horizon.

A word of five letters contains the letters p, z, d, a?
West is fucking.
exactly...

Smiled news from the tape about beating two employees of the GIBDD, especially the moment "According to the inspectors, hearing the refusal, the man several times hit his head on the car cap..."

Bulgakov is fine, let’s try again, right? Suddenly they start to read!
A midlife superstar falls in love with a young ambitious clerk. Are his feelings sincere? What will the husband of the diva do, because this novel has already become the subject of gossip? You will learn about it from Somerset Moem’s novel Theatre!
The detective is drunk in the house of an oligarch friend. In his field of sight comes the beautiful Olga, who soon marries the governor. At her own wedding, Olga confesses to the investigator in love, and agrees to become his mistress. However, the oligarch also does not remain bypassed by the attention of a loving heroine. The jealous elderly husband, the sudden appearance of the wife of an oligarch... Who of them is involved in the murder of the heroine? Who killed the principal witness, because he was held in custody? Find answers to these questions in Chekhov’s novel “The Drama of Hunting”.
The son of the street preachers breaks his own way in life. Soon he manages to take the place of head of the shop in a factory, where almost only women work. Is it surprising that he soon enters into an intrigue with one of the girls, Robert? However, this connection soon begins to weigh him - a girl from the higher society appears on the horizon... Will the hero manage to get out of the love clinker, because Robert has that she is pregnant? What role will the camera, boat and newspaper note play in the disconnect? About this in Theodor Dreiser’s novel “American Tragedy”.

Nathalie (16:45:29 11/07/2011)
Irene, do you have a hobby?

Ivory (16:45:44 11/07/2011)
No is. I have two kids :)

Every secret sooner or later becomes a drunk confession.

My friend works in technical support. Received strange respect from a customer: "Thank you for not being a robot."

Signs of Love:
* is
* is
Even when you’re having sex with someone else, you imagine it. :)

This is how a generation of fools grew up.

There is no such event in the life of a Russian man that could not be turned into an occasion.

by Alexis HH:
1 person who commented on this I will take the name in nickname for 3 days.
The second person will write "I love you" on the page.
I will answer any question.
And from the 4th, I’ll fold and put on the avo.
Put it on your wall. If you are brave. :D

The comments:
Sasha: Lech, what if nobody writes anything?
Sasha: Fuck I wrote to you (
Sasha: Fuck now you have to write that you love me
Sasha: Fuck now, when will we drink?
Sasha: Forgive me for the damn (

XXX: I want a literate, quality and long shopping...
Until the hands and legs. The red eyes. To death fatigue. Before the exhaustion...
To come home, take off your shoes, pour a cold juice, make a swallow and look at this mountain of bags.
and happy smile.

YYY: I had that. 40 sheets of gips, 30 bags of cement, bore, self-cutting... so much of it!

Today is Open Day at Work!
Forgot to close 21 ports? =) is

from a conversation in the dining room at lunch, Friday

111 And I go home to my parents for the weekend, I finally buried well
222 Oh yeah, and my sister comes to me for a weekend, will cook me)
222 And then I was busy, at home tomatoes with cucumbers to eat, tomatoes - cucumbers, cucumbers - tomatoes...
She will come and make you a salad :D

Almaty (01:35:59 11/07/2011)
Who do you miss?
-July- (02:00:08 11/07/2011)
by you
Alma (02:00:29 11/07/2011)
Do you want sex again?
Alma (02:03:17 11/07/2011)
You don’t think of me differently.
-July- (02:05:12 11/07/2011)
Yes well
Alma (02:05:30 11/07/2011)
Well then. is pleased. Excuse me
-July- (02:06:53 11/07/2011)
Let us walk
Alma (02:13:34 11/07/2011)
Where to walk?
-May- (02:14:09 11/07/2011)
everywhere
-May- (02:14:36 11/07/2011)
I can have at home.

YaNik
He abandoned me! How to get it back!and (

iwmthia
CTRL + Z

The daughter was watching the movie for 34 years, there the girl is going on a wedding trip and says to her mother: "She took a flanel nightwear and a cotton for the ears - all that a young wife needs."