If someone has a pattern from the fact that prisons are located on Liberty Street - stretch the pattern. People from prisons are released and walk on the street of Liberty. The streets are called optimists.

Deputy head of the State Duma Committee on Budget and Taxes Sergey Tikhonkov was detained in Moscow. He is suspected of street robbery.

As by the RBC in the law enforcement bodies of the capital, S. Tikhonkov was detained tonight after the police appealed to a resident of the city, who carried two passengers. He complained that he was beaten and his cell phone was taken away.

The kidnappers tried to escape, but one of them was quickly detained. They were found by an employee of the State Duma apparatus, with whom a stolen phone was found.

The investigation is currently underway and the issue of initiating a criminal case is being resolved. Why an official of the lower house of the Federal Assembly had to rob the driver of the car is unclear.
Tags: State Duma, Theft

The student. I bought a watch for 2K. I stopped drinking so I didn’t eat or fuck. The money in the wallet stopped disappearing.

I sit down, set up the network, write the IP address, the girl looks into the monitor and says:
- We at the institute at the 5th grade was also, gateways, masks, something was calculated, networks were configured, I did all the practical work without mistakes.
Hey, why am I sitting here? Take a laptop and do it :)
I’m not an ipad for you!
- O_O

Why do cats have 8 breasts?
YYY: It is life

XXX: Handicapped
YYYYYYYYYYY
XH: The Nose
WOW :D

News on Mail:
In the U.S. state of Colorado, a 21-year-old man died by shooting himself in the head while playing Russian roulette.

Commentary :
XXX: So he won.

PhysicsB

I choose Forester’s parents.
Auto: 2007 year, has already run 219,000 km.

Comments of the Seller:
<Description of equipment and TO> It is not shameful for the car. of any diagnosis. Contract at inspection.
"The fanatics of zero speeds will twist the odometer to any desired value.
and :)

Well, let’s go to me later...
She: And what will we do there?
“Well, let’s drink the tea.
She: And that is all?
Yes, we can see the movie.)
What about fucking?( by

Epic Fail is when your ex-girlfriend hits your current girlfriend.

ANNA (16:52:24 12/07/2011)
When I came here to work.
ANNA (16:52:36 12/07/2011)
There was Anya.
ANNA (16:52:49 12/07/2011)
She was big and thick.
ANNA (16:52:57 12/07/2011)
I am like a small
ANNA (16:53:05 12/07/2011)
We were called
ANNA (16:53:15 12/07/2011)
Anya Big and Anya Small
ANNA (16:53:26 12/07/2011)
Then they called shortened.
ANNA (16:53:30 12/07/2011)
Mania and Bath

Once I was terribly ill. Because I fell in love with a boy in 5 seconds. I fell in love because he looked at me so strangely, so looked. You know, yeah yeah! Sometimes one look is enough. And I knew that this bitter feeling had no future. There was a situation that there was no future. I suffered so much. Suffered terribly. is terrible. Temperature 38 and 5. And even left the city. Just one glance, and a whole life. Sinking like a whale. I thought it was forever. Then we met him again by chance. He looked so strangely at everyone. Because he has a blindness.

The Dwarves in the Cedar - The Nightmare of Linux

DM Ershov 9:15
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Koala is breathing.

Hypo at 9:15
)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
fucking
Waffle was drowned.

The xxx:
What is busy?
YYYY :
With a bosom
The xxx:
Where do you get the grass?
YYYY :
Fuck, he is my friend.
The xxx:
Are you friends with Jews? The same question)
YYYY :
There is no fucking.
Yoshiko is Sasha.
The xxx:
Did you give him a human name? 0 - O

XXX: I will blow my shoulder and breathe over the bow, so that my eyes will tear.
YYY : Why?
XXX: Yes, my journey broke my nail - I have to sympathize!

[19:14:13] Janita: I want to fall in love.To disappear with my beloved nights.To come home and immediately
sleep.To not sit at the computer from which the body is already breaking.I want to
Lack of time on social networks. I just want
Coming home tired and happy.
[19:14:51] sevvard1: work in the kindergarten )))
Janet: Go on your ass.

XHH : No. Why should I shave down?
YYY: I want to
XXX is out?
It would be more pleasant.
yyy: hehe

70 Ukrainians are held hostage on a cruise ship off the coast of Israel, including 36 Odessites and a Stripper. The boy will be celebrated...

A friend rides a wife's birthplace chooses.
I: And by what principle do you choose it?
He: And where cars are cooler, there we will give birth.
O_O