There is blind rain on the street. The former calls "Do you want to get married". I: "Why is this happening?" He: "They say, in the blind rain witches marry"... ppc... lived (c)

I bet with a girl I know for 500 rubles that I will not give her in terms of sex... In the end I fucked her for 500 rubles =)))

<Kote_v_rabote> Reincarnation is such a thing
<Kote_v_rabote> today you are a banker
<Kote_v_rabote> and tomorrow the butterfly

You should marry someone who is not very sorry.

from the site.
My grandmother got married. She is 76 years old and he is 78. They met at the cemetery. She regularly visited her grandfather’s grave, and he went to the neighboring tomb. her future husband. He was bringing flowers, climbing his wife’s grave carefully for hours, and his grandmother paid attention to him. One day, while he wasn’t there, she looked at the date of the woman’s death – 11 years ago. At first, the grandmother only greeted him, then talked, and then they began to come back together. He accompanied her home. They had a cemetery friendship. And they decided to marry. There was very little people at the dinner table. My new grandfather Nikolai Ivanovich raised a glass of pepsi-cola - he doesn't drink at all (mother still said that a non-drinking man can only be found at the cemetery)... So, he raised the glass, everyone quieted, he looked closely at his grandmother and said quietly:
“Anna, do you not recognize me?
Her grandmother’s lips shaken, she sneered:
I know, I know, I know it a long time ago.
It turns out they were already married. They were 18 years old then. They lived together for only two months and then fled. He considered her a windy, she was his insolent.

Lesson of 4 cc.

Police have linked a group of fraudsters selling diplomas in the subway.“We had to let them go,” said the Doctor of Economic Sciences Sergeant.
and Ivanov.

D: It would be great if you guys could have a penis stretched out. For example, he went on a business trip, and the penis left to his wife so that there was no possibility to change, well, and his wife can use it if necessary. and better generally, let it always lie at home - there is nothing useful to carry everywhere.
M: Then the girls have to straighten their breasts, went to work, took it with them, pressed it at lunch. Although it doesn’t make sense without leaving home...

And that’s what you’re telling a person with insectophobia to the extreme. I am afraid of the shrimp.
Well, shrimp and I don’t like it if it’s in an undisclosed form. I don’t like when I eat someone and they look at me.

"<...I woke up in some trousers on Tuapse Beach, which was very surprised. I found no money, no documents, no friends. After long unsuccessful searches for at least one familiar face, good people fainted... again a gap in memory and a miracle!!! The mountains are...>"

"Hurricane destroyed camp Seliger-2011"

"On the MKAD a traffic jamming was formed due to the scattered thousand ruble notes."

It seems to me that Messir decided to have fun before the end of the world - or then there is no one to be with...

XX: Personally, I think that a female body is more suitable for an autonomous robot.
You can add two additional battery blocks to the chest :)
UUU: This is a time, and a relatively more massive pop will still provide a lower center of gravity, which is also a positive moment :)
ZuzüZhu: And, for example, the socket for connecting to the computer can be known where to install... so as not to forget the answer to the question "where is the socket to swipe?"

Who had the wedding night? Or did everyone fuck out for a day, count money and sleep?

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Until tomorrow
YYYYY: What are you at work?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
[22:13:05] yyy: Do not be afraid. I have a free schedule :) I came almost at 12am today, and there was a lot of work today
Do you have a cat at home?
[22:15:08] yyy: yes, he works on the same schedule :)

When will you finally become daddy?
Not an ebo...

Dogs can count. and :)

The acquaintance was going to go to the hospital for examination and treatment, for up to 1 month. I asked to take care of my 1.5 year old dog.
A friend lives on the 5th floor, I am in another area of the city, in the same house, on 2. The dog had a favorite ritual: entering the entrance, she sat down and waited for the guide to be turned into a tight burn and given to her. She took it in her teeth and went home by herself.

As soon as I brought the dog home, my apartment, where she had never been, she found my smell. She ran into the entrance in front of me, breathing, and sat next to my apartment, causing surprise.
The next day, after a walk, the dog sat and waited for the guide and she got it. The experiment was not very successful, as I caught the dog between 4 and 5 floors. and :)
The dog was returned to the owner in a month, as agreed. My acquaintance called today. She says that on the way home, on the 5th floor, the dog sits on the 2nd floor, next to the same door as I have, and in her gaze it is written: "Miss, we are not here? Are you sure?"
and :)

Noisy neighbors, all the shit. The arrangements did not work. The thought came to myself when I saw a double-pudded giraffe. Takes a bench, passes through a pen of gyri and binds a loop. You go to the table, holding a curtain, two accomplices attach a plachma board to the ceiling and hold it. And throw a piece of giraffe in the board.

X: You don’t know what you’ve done right now!

That's why we so quickly bought all the gyri in the store.. guy, write more about sports equipment :)

YYY: Today just doesn’t stop throwing the legs under the door.
Maybe there are shamans?
Yyy: sacrificing a goat
xxx: sacrifice that goat from the 45th apartment

YYY: Fu
YYY: I drink tea
XXX: So you cook it and drink it!

Q: What is your height?
Blondes: 153
Target: 153 centimeters O_O
The Blonde: Yes
The word centimeter is longer than you.

XXX I and I painted.
xxxx without a puppy
xxxx with the chickens
YYY • Tile without pencil - Pencils for the wind

I go to the shopping center in the elevator.A 19-year-old girl stands with cat ears on her head and a mommy stands with a ten-year-old girl.Mama asks the earpiece "and what type of whitebox are you?"her interrupts the whitebox and tells her that it is cat ears and the type is something brown (she said very brown, I didn't understand anything)And then the earpiece turns to the whitebox and with a wild face screams to her "Cavea!!!" and she also answered shouting"Coffee!and "

OMG O_o... that it was =/