xxx: I remember after a telephone conversation with one of my ex, agreed to meet her, and she said that she would come with a girlfriend.
YYY: YYYYYY
xxx: well, sheak, wrote a text message to a friend of type: Serega, come to help me with two bodies I can't handle and sent her...
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xxx: then typically apologizing wrote her: rabbit, forgive me, I love you and sent a friend *facepalm
by :DDD

Continuation of the previous post:

A friend's neighbors went on holiday on Sunday, gave him the key to the cat's apartment to feed and drink. Before leaving, we walked together in the apartment of the same neighbors. Yesterday I came to work, found that the key was lost, and the cat needs to be fed. Neighbors gave him a photo of the key. He went to ask for the key to the photo, he was refused in two places. Then he asked for the preparations, and I collected the pills myself. Well, over it, we stumbled at the workshop, like a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I bought two nuts, well, I drank in 40 minutes, got it from the fourth time!!!! The cat rescued, drank water at once and a half bowl, eaten to the outflow))

Z is. In the end, it turned out that the key was somehow the owner and he did not lose it.)

In Gomel on the Day of the desantists declared a day of sobriety and the fountains are turned off

xxx: I need an employee in TP
YYY: Can I just ask? Who is an Enigma?
xxx: The person who comes to the exhausting whisper that nothing works, looks at the inscription "Press any key to continue", ticks this most terrible button, which is nowhere and leaves happy :)

I'm not going to say it to him, it's pretty.
Do the princesses not cuddle?It is :)
Oh no, why not. Kakaoui
Oh, but don’t fuck it!

One day my mother bought such metal sticks (to look for water) and brought them to the country. The water pipeline was found.

XXX: I downloaded WOW, I’ll put it. There are a few questions. Are there free servers, which servers should be used, are there Russian-language resources?
YYY: We will remember you for a while.

by Darya:
In the morning, I think I should wear jeans. I found my favorite black pants and I think that’s a fool, why didn’t I wear them? Dress up, went to work, I get up with a Tula man after me so intrusively goes, catches up and says "Girl, your pants broke up on pop", I'm him "what for a cheap divorce, stop joking so", and he fingers and straight into the hole, I'm like jumping up, lapp-lap himself-just a hole :)Which as came to work, a little stumbled, but if you sit down they will immediately break up, so before you sit you have to scatter them, here and I sit so with a half naked ass and in the headphones :)

xxx: Senior investigator of the first department for the investigation of important cases (on crimes against personality and public security) of the Investigative Department of the Investigative Committee of the Russian Federation for the Rostov region – investigator of the Investigative Group of the Main Investigative Department of the Investigative Committee of the Russian Federation for the North Caucasus District, Lieutenant Colonel of Justice
Polish p.
XXX: The position of a man
This is a letter, and this is a hat in the letter.
yyy: Vadim and I came to the conclusion that his most unlikely question was: "Who are you working for?".

lopata67: now it's easier to find wai-fa in summer than a normal sneaker (

Willy 2:35
I want to write a blog about crabs.

Willy 2:36
First go to Wikipedia. Find out what a crush is :)

xxx: Add win zzzzzz you are looking for there
YYY: Go fast, you were waiting there.

Continued with:
XXX: Listen, have you never been in contact with AAA? About Roma
YYY: is not I don't have time, if you want to go - what you need to take
XXX is sad.
The Congress??? This is the element of the Mendeleev table, right? Named in honor of the XX Congress of the CPSU?
YYY: aaaa, pptc, you exploded my brain

They conceived in a state of non-gravity and now day by day expect a baby, which, according to Dr. Piroshkov, should be a boy. They hope to give birth to him by the 67th Congress of the Party and have already prepared the name of Congress for him in advance.
V. Voynovich, "Moscow 2042"

Three days ago I broke my left arm, but not as terrible a fracture as jokes about brilliants.

Review of the film "They Sell Even Rain"
This is a film about Jews, right?
About the Indians.
Thanks for the suggestion, I was just confused by the title of the film.

Megaphone made me happy this morning. "Replace the joke with your name". I don’t know, I didn’t remember a joke with my name except as “Anton Gandon.”

The first channel is about autism. "Autistic people are used differently. Napier and Billgates. It is known that about a quarter of Microsoft programmers are autistic.

There is no more secret...

The parents named the daughter in honor of President Medvedev. The girl will have to be Medmia (whether this neoplasm is inclined and inclined is not exactly known).Such a practice - to give children names in honor of the head of state by inventing the original abbreviation or as derivatives of popular slogans - existed in the USSR. The children were again named in honor of the leader of the country began with the coming to power of Vladimir Putin. Then newborns began to be given such exotic names, such as, for example, Vapunal, which means "Vladimir Putin - our leader".
Tra-ta-ta, tra-ta-ta, we take a little with us.

Are you online? and health.
xxx to eeee.
xxx are you here?
Why are you silent?
XXX is cake.
XXX: Hello to you!! to
XXX is out!
Oh noah! noah!! to
WOW: Fuck, I can even once get in touch porn watch without your "Q"?!! to

tertuykalach: in turn for the procedure are sitting two smokers, in the hands of a scanword.
Doroha for lunch...what else is it?
The dining room on the second floor... the elevator, I’m fucking...
- L-y-f-t... Nihera, there are 5 letters.
Are you stupid? Two le...