I went to the NHTU to submit documents for admission.
I took the form, sat down, filled it. Here a girl touches me and asks, "What is my average score in the rating if all five?"

I gave your opinion, and my reproductive organ was the axis.

When on the book of Emily Bronte "The Grove Passage" they write: "The favorite book of Bella and Edward from "Summerick"!", I want to take and scratch the cover.

I forgot to buy my swimming glasses.

I have somewhere in my house.

And I lost my ones...what am I going to clean the onions now?! to

I’m throwing out that atlas.
“No, please, I want to study geography with her.I don’t know where Bolivia is, for example.
This is an atlas of history for the 6th class-there Russia until the 14th century!! to
Is there no Bolivia?? to

HardCorE: A lot of fat, protein and carbohydrates on the keyboard

I liked his taste so much that he liked my friend too :(

I sent you a message, did you see?
and no. and where? In the ash?
No, this is...
On the Facebook?
and no.
On the Twitter? by SMS? At what number?
and no. to the mail.
In the mail? With Jimmie?
...
Let’s meet and I will tell you out loud.

There is nothing more concentrated in the world than a man brewing eggs.

During the course of exercise, your body will become so mobile and flexible that you can have oral sex with yourself. This is of course the true purpose of yoga. Just the yoga masters don’t say anything about this aspect. You’ve ever noticed a smile on their faces – as if they know something, right?

The case was during the time of student work: they gave intellectual work on signing envelopes (300 pieces). All would be nothing, but here is the address pumped: Mr. Tver, ul. M is bound. On the second hundred signed envelopes I notice that I write the address slightly wrong: ul. B is moving. I laughed and cried at the same time for a long time.

A stitch burned a cleaner in the kitchen - she drank office milk, I greeted, and she swallowed

XXX: I had a couple of acquaintances, have met for several years.
xxx: she was already in the mood for the wedding, and he was not enthusiastic about it.
Well, they sit in the company once, and the conversation went on about who's life is going on.
xxx: she hinted to him, said "My girlfriends are all married!"
He looked at her so closely and grinned:
What are you, fool, not married?

The idiots are allowed here, right?
YYY: Well I am here.
xxx yes yes yes.

Some cats weigh more than the Ethiopian kindergarten group.

You’ve been on the internet for a long time, dear.
Q: Do you respect me?
xxx forgive me. was excited! Go to Nashville!
YYY: It is the same.

We work in such an interesting office building. Usually in the macdonalds and theaters in the varieties hangs a sheet, where the cleaners every 15-30 minutes are marked, and the pissuars and the floor shine! Our people decided to go further. They hung a leaflet on which the sanitary and the electrician are marked every day! And if suddenly it is over measure, it is not a problem, the main thing is that the bulbs burn...

The capital will be 2.5 times larger
YYY: And they said that unregulated

Hi, did you hear that you bought a new car?
See also: UGU
HH: And what about you?
ууу: the transmission box is robotic, the brains are too many - fucking shorter=((
HH: Is that cool?
Wow, how to tell you. and. and. I knock on the floor, and it feels like she is thinking at this moment - whether to open the dryer, or if to swallow it. Now it usually opens the drizzle, but to get rid of the feeling that someday I will still be sent down and someday she will realize that the padding between the wheel and seat is meaningless and in general the whole existence of mankind is trivial and then, in the post-apocalyptic world, when my box will stand on the chest of human bodies on the backdrop of sunset and throw something like "zige" with its mutant hatchbacks, the whole army of its followers will roar to her after the total destruction of mankind.
XH: th th th th Not very much?
WOW: Yes

and July:
wash me

The Roma:
Take it well)