I work for an international company – an employee took a nursing kitten and sent his photos to all American employees, including the bosses and the general, in an email with the theme “My pussy.”

Russia has traditionally proclaimed the end of the world.

Nas'ka: Popular status as a whole looks like this: "I find it hard (because there are few such fools at all), it's easy to lose (and thank God) and it's impossible to forget (because I consume phone calls and tearful SMS)".

ReKhArD (14:53:15 17/05/2011)
How to get a culture girl?

nemezis495 (14:57:31 17/05/2011)
"Please go on!"

ReKhArD (14:57:48 17/05/2011)
The blonde doesn’t go.

nemezis495 (14:58:19 17/05/2011)
then
"Go to NaHui, sorry to you!and "

XXX: Why are you not together?
Because one of us is a fool :)

xxx:Cams, how can you remove static charge from the flash drive... Often the computer flies into the rebut and all the popular methods do not work, about the battery there or the body...
YYY: Just don’t have to run out. You must first rub the hole with your finger, and then swallow it.
zzz: This rule also applies to girls

Apocalypse_Pony: Fuck, I won’t eat yesterday’s salad anymore, especially with vinegar.
with OK!You must have rattled, right?
Apocalypse Pony: Blow up, blow up???? Not just joke. Do you know how forest fires are extinguished? The helicopter... the helicopters opened up... and as a popper...

Today I passed by the children's shoe store with the name "Pedals for dolls" :D

XXX: The End of the World
xxx: to be
They can’t predict the weather, but here’s the end of the world.

The news tape:
"The Audi 80 on a full run collapsed the wheel and struck a pedestrian"
Unhinderedly riding through the opposite lane, it hit a pedestrian, who fell and struck his head on the sidewalk.

The first comment:
Ada-lina is on strike!

I turned on the bathroom and sat down at the computer. After 2 hours, I saw a butterfly passing by the door and realized that I was a butterfly. c) Mear

She: All, I was offended.
He said, “Josh, forgive me, I’m an idiot.
He is silent. Okay, offend as much as you want. I don’t need you, I’ll find a hundred of them. You are stupid at all.
She: I was in the toilet.

I work in a call center, call our population, advocate for an internet connection.
During my work I encountered various reactions to my calls, both positive and negative. The funniest thing is to communicate with the elderly, because only they ask:
Do you have a computer at home?
They can answer:
I have a TV / refrigerator / tea / cat, is it suitable?

In the words of acquaintances:
A man sat in a car in a garage. Somewhere the winding castle stumbled, he second-handedly simply wrapped the door with wire and left.
During the night, the robbers opened several garages - three to the left and three to the right of this man's garage. His garage - with a wire instead of a castle - was not touched, and the door was painted with the inscription "Super castles do not break".

I am shocked by my girlfriend: after they passed some section about all sorts of parasites in honey, they wash everything with soap!
YYY: What, even the grapes?
XXX: You take small, and blackberry too.

So I want to say: "Seeing politics – kill". Nakipelo

xxx: in the discussion of the new film Mikhalkov Tired of the Sun 2: The Citadel
yyy: now in my opinion even if in the text file to write "Michalkov" and close, in a couple of hours and there the fight will begin

XXX: We need to make a new TV show. A group of people are transplanted from opto-fiber to an old good dial-app for a month. Some kind of survival :D

The slogan of the People’s Front—"Well, do you want to shoot something in your head, fool?"

Recently my hat in my taxi was left tied. I did not calculate who could leave (there was a lot of work), said as usual to the dispatcher.for 2 days no one called the office about the hat.the order was from the stock exchange. Well, she got tired of me rolling in the car, put on the seat...seated back passengers...after examining the seat – they took away, so I melted the find. Once so left a small bag of garbage was taken away (I didn't have time to throw it out on the parking lot)))) Here are the passengers who will take away unnecessary things and garbage themselves))))))))))))))))
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