To us in the warehouse brought a new position "Toys soft-cut mixers" (soft-cut, it means that it was filled not hard, but with love and care), among which there is some penguin, speaking with a German accent and in every phrase "I am!", and balls start from the slightest vibration. Here I put a box in which 96 of these creatures and accidentally dive. What an orgia that started in that same box! Immediately I remembered the classic German orgies, for from each gap the penguins shouted with the choir "I am!"

Oleg89: Yes, when I have sex, then the whole street smokes out!
Does the girl come before or after?

After the purchase on the fifth day the mouse broke (the wheel failed), he gave to the service:
From the service followed this conclusion about the breakdown:
He had a wealthy,
And the pressure of his finger was comparable to the stroke of the quavalda.
And give him a metal mouse so that it will serve him forever.

XXX: And my ex was so capable that I even embarrassed my wife to ask.

You may not be ashamed, but you are afraid that he can too?

Comments on Gasoline:
Read the article Enter in the propeller (( Nitrogen gas and fuel activator.)) I added a friction modifier to the engine oil, which gave me a 25% fuel savings. The refiner gave 30%, the metal air conditioner - the same, 28% added geomodifier and teflon add-on... And now every 30 km I have to stop casting gasoline from the tank.

Tucson has an agitation
The fewer fingers
More Stage

Women at work discuss the phrase that scars adorn men. It was said that before they fought all themselves, putting themselves under bullets, arrows and clings, and the scars testified to the bravery of war. And now, one projectile - and no scars, no men=))

She gave her shoes to Dr. Eblan. Is it a hint?

Nothing convinces so much of the existence of the soul as the feeling that it has been struck.

I: Hello
Someone: Hi
Someone: M or not?
I: Are you a boy or a girl?
I was the first to ask.)

Comments on the photo of the DPS machine, squeezed between the lighthouse pillar and the fence:

by Anonymous
I think the car was dropped from somewhere above, and it fell just between the fence and the pillar. + 5

by Monk
So it was apparently taken, and on the left side it was carried on the right side.
Then she hit the fence with her forehead, and by inertia flew further only by the back, and met the pillar. +1 is

by law of physics
The idiot crap?
It turned around the clock. His ass ran into the pillar and continued to turn toward the fence. + 8

by Construction Committee
A cow is a cow??? It stood quietly, and at this time the builders built a fence. Then the Tajiks came and began to put the pillar. He did not fit and had to put it in the trunk. +27

I, in order to shake out all the anger, take a bottle, smoke a window in the kitchen (9th floor), and throw the bottle down from all the way... after a couple of seconds on the whole street begins to pull the syrene, I understand that I hit someone's car...

Now take that bottle and put it in your ass. You guys, are you fucking fucking? How can, how can? Even in someone’s head to spit. Even in the best...

Is it time for community?

Control or control?

Typical case in America:

... told a friend who studied there in the universe. In addition to fourteen Americans in his group was another Russian. They all went to lectures, cuddled together, made friends. In their universe it was accepted, and I think in all other American universes, that the lecturer gives to all the texts of his lectures on paper. Students listen to him and read the text in parallel. During the check-ups, the teacher for some reason went out, leaving the students alone with their work. What a fool here will not understand that the hole is unsuspecting. Give the prede a task, remove it, you get his brochure and everything is cleaned up. My acquaintance is a botanist, he taught everything, but the girl, what it was necessary, crossed the chip and on the next check, not embarrassing anyone, wrote everything off. A half-hour afterwards, all fourteen Americans get up at the same time. Prepod asks, the hools stood up. Students gently point to the girl with their fingers and openly declare that she has written off. By miracle, the poor were not expelled.

Today in the news: "Entry into the WTO is beneficial for both Moscow and its foreign partners"
Yes, we in the Ural are no doubt that Moscow is a shit as profitable.

Why aren’t these advertising leaflets made on soft paper? A would take...

XXX: I was kept from betrayal only by the broken pants under my pants.

xxx: Mach, I understand that you graduated from the piano class and have been learning to play organ for two months now.
xxx: I can understand that the word floor can inadvertently be replaced by "sex".
Me, but not my friends.
YYY: In the sense?
xxx: They already know that yesterday you were allowed to play the genitalia.
YYY: XD

Fatherhood is to hang a cart with foods, standing in line at the box office.

It was very difficult to explain to the Germans who studied Russian the difference between “doing” and “doing”. They did not understand why their form of a verb was needed for unfinished action. When he did, he did, and they cried. No, guys, live in Russia for at least a month, and you will understand why we need this form of verb.

by Alex509

From the Forum of Rocket Models:
I made a large solid-fuel-free rocket engine, and in order to test this concept, I attached a piece of the door to it, set it on fire, and threw it out of the window. I admit, you are an idiot. It flew above the house, where it was turned over by the wind, and it moved towards the road. In the hood of the peacefully travelling nine, a smoking and sparkling doorstep was spotted, pushing up to a terrible speed. What will I be?