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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №46604
 28.04.2011
XHH: Sanek, I accidentally hit the cable with the foot of the chair there, it seems to have broken, sorry.
Admin is forgiving.

[ + 135 - ] Comment quote №46603
 28.04.2011
Now I am in the trolleybus, all around tired and bored after work. I see two girls sitting on the green lawn and waving their hand, holding in the other hand an A4 sheet with the inscription 'help me'. Many of them waved in the trolleybus, and they finally showed another inscription 'be happy'.....and you know, there are no sad faces left in the trolleybus :-)
People, do good things to each other – it’s so great!and ;-)
Coté, Odminko and Schredderko :-)))

[ + 110 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46602
 28.04.2011
News on Rambler
American super volcano could destroy half of the world
The first comment:
Andrei forgotten
1 hour ago #
Do you eat potatoes or not?? to

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №46601
 28.04.2011
I watched the picture in the media market: a guy stands at a stand with screws outside, looking at something. A nice girl consultant approaches and asks if she can help anything. The guy looks at her so sadly, breathes and says in a tragic voice: “Yes, you’re not a conciliator” and leaves.

[ + 90 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46600
 28.04.2011
When I went to the cinema with you, I just went to the cinema with you. When I went to you, I just went to you. When we drank cognac, we just drank cognac. When we were fucking, we were just fucking... and there was no date!!!! to

[ + 78 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46599
 28.04.2011
I learned that there are both useful and harmful calories.
Calories are not useful or harmful, foods are, calories are not.
XXX is there! I read the book so I don’t have to. Here in chips they are harmful and in a kilogram of apples they are so much more juicy but useful.
yyy: Calories is a unit of measurement, this time. Energy is two. Only the products themselves are harmful.
So the foods are made up of calories!
Products are not made up of calories! They are made up of molecules.
Molecules of calories
yyy: blue blue blue

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №46598
 28.04.2011
Physician students, a boy and a girl. After sex they lie in bed. The boy (P) says to the girl (D):
P: I don’t think of anything. Ask me any integrals, I will not answer.
D is in degree x?
Tagged with: skate... xD

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №46597
 28.04.2011
It’s so lonely and boring that only the alarm clock in the morning sounds on the cell phone lately.

[ + 91 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46596
 28.04.2011
And why if the Emperor is attending the ball – it’s normal, and if the President is dancing – it’s "omg who governs the country!"?

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46595
 28.04.2011
It was good in the Soviet Union. The 18-year-old said

[ + 69 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46594
 27.04.2011
The Automotive Forum
In general, when moving, a sharp smell of gasoline from the oven + flows from the engine to the paddle later onto the asphalt and begins to smoke under the hood.
You have a broken car 😉 😉 😉 😉

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №46593
 27.04.2011
Boyroid: the RPC proposed to create nightclubs without “disgrace, drunkenness and drug addiction”
boyroid: so I see - a young devout couple praying in the club sorting, drunk with holy water

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №46592
 27.04.2011
A breastfeeding day in the clinic, among moms and dads with small children in line is a 17-year-old boy.
One of the dads: Why are you stuck here on your baby’s day? Are you still a neighbor?
Boy: ugo, at the military committee =(

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №46591
 27.04.2011
Anthonym is an antonym of the word synonym.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №46590
 27.04.2011
Listen, I have a problem.
What now?
- I clicked on the Facebook page of Medvedev "I like it"
Congratulations, you are single.
- Yes, I accidentally at all.. and now in the tape they are all overwhelmed, it is necessary to fly kilometers, and press "no longer likes" somehow linked.
Press and pull out of the country. :D

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №46589
 27.04.2011
by 111:
The so-called “Blue Screen of Death” (BSoD) has long been an unofficial trademark of Microsoft. Traditionally, any Windows operating system can suddenly go to a knock-down, showing incomprehensible letters on a blue background. If you believe the rumors, in Windows 8 similar emergency mode will no longer be

by 000:
Replace it with Trollface

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №46588
 27.04.2011
I asked the secretary to download the required document to the shared network disk. On the question "where?" he machine-wise burst "it into the root" and forgot. When I started looking, there was no. Asked if she dropped – "Yes, in the root as you asked";
And then I found the folder "Root" on the...

[ + 81 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46587
 27.04.2011
I remember, long ago in the media there was noise - discussed whether to import radioactive waste for recycling to Russia or not. Of course everyone was against. Then it all slid down and forgot. I started on the railway 12 years ago. So even before this and all these 12 years of radioactive waste is driving quite successfully. At least twice a week there are very characteristic trains with military security, carrying a special container, the sender is USA. If you consider that there are no such cargoes in the reverse, you can assume that the waste is simply stored, according to rumors, somewhere in Siberia. And if you count the amount of waste that has been brought in all these years, it becomes simply not by itself. Your thoughts.

It is good to say "where in Siberia".. For me personally this "where it"is apparently 40 km away. This is "not by itself". Although I honestly thought it was all in the distant past...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №46586
 27.04.2011
The cross on the freedom of a man's solitary life usually consists of two strips in a woman's life.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №46585
 27.04.2011
“Every free man will dispose of his ass as he wills... so I raise and kiss mys!”

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