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[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №47624
 18.05.2011
By the way, "kote" in Japanese means utyug)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №47623
 18.05.2011
Commentary on the photo set of the Japanese little known actress:

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I like the French more :)
Zzzz: This is shit! I am still in the old Russian ebu!! to

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №47622
 18.05.2011
[21:11:45] <SpiritTauren> If our distant ancestors played a dot, their nics would be as follows: opričnik666, lihoimets1456, ЪЪЪБАРИНУ, ЖжазЕсмьЦарьж, +В+Уста+блудодей+, ХСмердаХМатериХЧреслаХпозналХ, Русскнязь21аршин, +I+tвойХизба+иконостас+theft.

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47621
 18.05.2011
I bought a small brother a radio-controlled helicopter for 13 pieces... Enchanted, complicated management, all the business. While driving home from the store, I realized that for complete happiness in my childhood I missed him... I turned around, went back, and bought him a postcard with a notebook.

[ + 56 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47620
 18.05.2011
May 21 is the end of the world.

The commentary:

Why not Monday?? to
You work here for a whole week, and at the end of the world...as in an anecdote

Here I stand, pleased, blinkers hot, I just finish and here is the BAC! - the end of the world... the question is asked - how did I fry blenders? and :(

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №47619
 18.05.2011
Shit, it is a shit. For the second day, various young people have served me sweets and sweets. Very pleasant of course))
Annet: But strange...
I: I think they’re hinting on what they want from you the most.
Fuck... Fuck...
I: Okay, do not be upset. The candy? and ;)

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №47618
 18.05.2011
The wolf :)
Do you have turtles?

Sergey Lukeryn
Yes )

The wolf :)
Have you ever wondered what’s inside?

Sergey Lukeryn
So far there is no

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №47617
 18.05.2011
Today was a joke in the universe. Our teachers have been attached to the senior teachers (5 courses, she has taught them. They sit in front of them, discussing diplomas.
The girl’s voice: I don’t even know what to do with the last chapter and conclusion.
The guy with the hint: Well, I could help you.
Max, you are so dumb.
Q: You could help me with something. Just a week of mine.
D: Get rid of me, shit.
Q: Okay, it is 5 days.
D: I’m going to do something to you right away.
Q: I’m better than you. A few minutes, eh?
D: Yes, I’d better write a few diplomas for myself, fool.
The dream voice of another guy: What? Does anyone write a diploma? I agree with everything.
They dropped all the course, the poor fell asleep.

[ + 39 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47616
 18.05.2011
Pants are such pants. Here I have a friend, he instead of the monitor is a 38* telephone and when he calls somebody to visit he always expects the reaction of friends to his big telephone, and in fact it turns out that the telephone is all the fuck, because everyone cheers from the fact that he has a lucky coincidence the refrigerator is in the same room as the computer).

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №47615
 18.05.2011
A friend told me.
I go home with my brother. Suddenly two boys, who are somewhere 6-7 years old, run in front of us and they will catch us! We are going!" Well, we were surprised, we are going to meet two girls, even fewer of those boys, they are running somewhere for 4-5 years and shout "catch to run, we are tired of running after you!" The girls looked really tired. My brother and I are obviously upset - how is it not shameful for older boys to run away from such little ones? The boys immediately dropped. And then one girl says to the other, “Well, then throw it out,” and the other throws a huge pipe into the handle, O_O.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №47614
 18.05.2011
The Heat Emitter
... this is what is now called incandescent lamps above 100 watts.
All the necessary certificates are already available.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №47613
 18.05.2011
xxx: he ate and tried to drag me into bed. I did not give up. Then he came up with a disarming argument: “Let’s just lie down, no problem, I’m gay.”

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №47612
 18.05.2011
From Bugga

Zombie flashmob passed on the Old Arbat. But by the end of the parade, the predecessors who arrived arrested about 30 people. The young people who participated in the march were without papers.

Comments are pleased:

You cannot ask for documents from zombies.
2 certificate of death.! to


[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47611
 18.05.2011
The dream of a woman is to find a man who guesses her thoughts ;-)
A man’s nightmare is to catch a woman who reads his thoughts.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №47610
 18.05.2011
Only old age knows how giftless youth is.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №47609
 18.05.2011
One May morning, a short rainy rain passed over Moscow.
I remembered him four hours later, when everything had already dried out for a long time – a lonely blue umbrella was rolling over the boulevard crowd.
Underneath it, a boy and a girl, both 17 years old, walked, hugged tightly, and talked about something enthusiastically.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №47608
 18.05.2011
Five-year-old Wolfock's mother explains what a herd and a herd is. The next day she asks:
When a lot of cows or lambs - what is it?
He thought for a moment:
The school, is it?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №47607
 18.05.2011
We were with Dima Davecha in one of the large construction hypermarkets. Time later, at night, in the store besides us no one. entered in. They said they didn’t take the truck. Dima went after her, I waited inside the store at the entrance. I see from a distance that the cart he took - pulled out of the wheel of the same parked orange massive pieces on the wheels. I stand, look at goods and inscriptions from a distance - I point out a further path. At the end of the eye, I see a truck. And I, of course, without looking at her, climbed at her and announced: “Take a stop, boss! " The truck is not driving. Waiting for a few seconds, I wondered, “Why are we not going?” and I heard the indignation of a man’s voice: “Yes, I didn’t understand what was going on here?” I turn around. The carpet is held by a completely unfamiliar man to me. Behind him is Dima with another wagon and rjet. The curtain.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №47606
 18.05.2011
Statement of VKontakte
"Music Can Change the World"

xxx: yes can...
yyy: )) all right) baby
Xxx: Sometimes
yyy: ))may be)
Zzz: London is the capital of Great Britain

[ + 74 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47605
 18.05.2011
How to invent an e-mail?
yyy: Scroll face to face on the keyboard until an acceptable option appears.

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