Wow, I want you! Are you me?
You have too much self-esteem.
It is better to have overestimated self-esteem than low libido.

Conversation in training:
How do you pump your ass?
Well, I think there are special exercises. Why to you?
In order that if someone suddenly strikes - to turn and break.

I realized that Moscow was a expensive city right at the train station when I tried to put money on the phone through a machine that sharply grabbed my hundred and rebooted with a cheerful smile... )))

AndyGr: The man who invented the silent perforator deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.

xxx: I have always felt funny people who challenge facts sitting on their couch.
For example, I go out of the sort of shit. I said "I was joking". And I answered "No, you didn’t joke".

Sunny: If you don’t stop, I’ll punish you, I’ll tie you to a chair in front of a comp and make you watch gay porn for an hour.
Batrider: gay is porn? It does not eat!!! to
Sunny: Good night!
Is it better for gay porn?

Perm is a caviar city, we have Nashino station

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How I am angry with people who do you shit behind your back, but they can't say a shit in the face! but only slugs, slugs and so on.
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I don’t believe in sex between a man and a woman, sooner or later everything turns into friendship.

Snow, Karelia... we have a popular verse in Siberia - Wonderful holiday - first of May!Fast shirt get, skies, hats and skis - celebrate, Siberian!

For a long time, the question is why the destroyers do not put a lamp in their mouth.

She is:
I am sorry for girls who have hair and cheeks on their back.
He is:
Hips on the back?? to
I would have been sorry for the men with beards on the back.

We discuss work lessons at school and clothing business.
...and yet another difficult operation – the twisting of the cant...
Is it that he has a starry sky inside and a moral law outside?

Teachers of Chemistry! Say you need to go to the toilet and go out to drink! Be a bad guy.

Dear brothers and sisters! Happy Day of Victory! Peaceful heaven over your head! Ura to! Ura to! Ura!! to

Recently, something busted, scared of something with the heart and called an ambulance. The ambulance came, they say that everything is fine with the heart, you have osteochondrosis, such as contacting a neurologist. A day later I have a medical examination, I go to a neurologist, asks:"There are complaints?"And for me what osteochondrosis, that atherosclerosis sounds the same, I tell him:"Yes, no, but recently the ambulance came, they put me... A! Osteosclerosis, I told you to contact". The doctor and the nurse laugh. Nurses:"Do you have osteochondrosis?", I:"A, well, yes, exactly osteochondrosis", Doctor:"Yes, the way is osteosclerosis, especially in Russian as it sounds - the fossilization of the brain";

Teacher of obzh major in retirement and in classes tells a lot of fairy tales. Here is one of them:
Teacher: When I was still serving in the army, we and our comrades were assigned to get to the settlement through the desert. We go for 3-4 hours and we realize that we are lost, look back, and the traces of snow slowly.
Where is the snow in the desert?
You are the smartest!? to

The coats have been in the country for a week, there are three at home: I, the dog and the cat. Whatever they eat, they eat them. Food at the end. Yesterday evening I see a picture: while the dog sleeps, the cat from his bowl pulls food into his... Zuka is stuck))) Do not forget to buy him to eat.

From the social network.
Place of Rest: KUTUZOVSKY / Moscow 147 people

A friend returned from another country, he said... He sat in our city after a plane on a taxi, named the address. The driver took him for a tourist and decided to drive around the city longer, in order to crack the price. They’re going, they’re going... Almost the whole city has gone around. Here a friend did not tolerate and said - yes, thank you for the tour, and now home))) Driver - and you what, local!? You didn’t say right away...