Not communicating for 2 years.
He is Hello!
She - No, Sash, I'm not going to fuck you

Residents of Perm appealed to the President of the Russian Federation with the demand for Putin's resignation

after which Perm was removed from the list of cities of Russia! )))) (c) I7E_9og

Pechal`no: I wake up this morning, under the fist of someone else’s cowards...I woke up...
Hi gays, i'm HeatoN: n0ch stormy was?)
pechal`no: no)dissolve there 1000 rubles, it turns out my grandmother gave for a good school)

I realized that I was bored.
I tell you: I am in the bus, next to the mother and the boy is sitting and telling him: "Here the machines are going to the garage, they have their wheels tired, they will remove them and they will sleep. Just like you" And I think at this point, well, logically, the machines should remove the trousers, not the wheels, or the boy when he comes home must turn off his legs, instead of removing the shoes.

In the words of a familiar:
Father (a car mechanic) after a hard day of work returns home. His child comes home crying. No one can understand what it is about.
The baby’s mother: Could it hurt?
Father: What can he be sick there, has he everything new?

The fish on chocolate oil turned out to be flowers.
Yesterday he added to the barbershop, according to the recipe. BIG "BARABARIS"!!!!! to

In other words, about the output. A friend in school years told a story - bought in the dining room a bullet with a straw, well there right in sight one straw even from it. I ate it all and found no more. There is no deception, there is no deception. If there were more than one, we would call it "the bull with the bulls" =)

Sanchous: And more... This year we go on a march without a straw!

You may not believe, but I flew to you from the future to say that the end of the world in 2012 really was and we are very few left, survived the last, now 2025 and we hope that you can fix the future, ecology kills humanity gradually and it is not a joke!
Max [16.12.2010 at 14:17]: If you have such names there then I will kill myself

Yesterday in a huge supermarket saw a stock-selling men's shower gel, and a gift went. line, 30 cm!! A gentleman’s set in Ivanovo!

7th LVL Conjurer
Now Ryzhik and the boss, taking their arms, jump from the toilet side and sing with a false:
In the morning, empty clothes are the most pleasant for us.
The Prisoner:
I am amazed by them - men at 40 years old, and happy to impossibility. It is jealous.

The simple law of nature is that a two-legged man always runs slowly, a four-legged man always runs faster.
YYY: That's the supersonic turtles chase the straws and starve them on their way to the bones

There is a simple solution to two global problems: feeding the homeless to the hungry.

From the ASCII. P is a boy, D is a girl.

Q: Is this all sarcasm?
D: What is it?
Do you know what sarcasm is? OO
D: I do not know. and [
Q: And what, you don’t even guess?
D: Well... We imitate it sometimes...

And I was awakened today with the words "how can you sleep peacefully while NATO bombs Libya".

The baby’s mouth:
The younger brother (5 years old) found somewhere a dead hammer, healthy such. He brings it to me, smoots it on his belly and says, “Look at how soft Beeline he has!! to

Orange is

Joker: No, I am a complete fool... Come to a lecture on the numbering systems in a T-shirt where in the 16-piece code is written "I went to x@y"...
Prep: Today we have a lecture on the numbering systems... so, let’s translate what is written in *vskogo... I went... I went to... “Sky!” From the audience!! to

Sberbank of Russia was established in 1841. Judging by the length of the queues, some have stood there since the day of foundation...

Zvyagaaa: This is when you get into the hospital, Mish, you want your doctor to be like Dr. House, just as thorough and professional. But the prose of life is what happens most often as lobans.

ohm
I decided to film. Now I’m like a man who just bought a camera – I photograph all kinds of ordinary hernia, but with a special, “artistic!” look.

ohm
And if a cat gets into the frame, it automatically turns the photo into a masterpiece.