Oh wow! It happened!! Today my mom brought home the magnetic calendar on the refrigerator, 2011-2012 and it ends in November!!!!!!!! to
P.S If it goes to the best, I was promised sex!!!! to

The longer you walk in virgins, the more fantastic the thoughts of bed and the stronger the disappointment of real life.

Ten years ago, a friend told me about a friend.

So this acquaintance just got the rights and literally the next day took place the first exit "to the world" (with her husband to the right for safety). They go, everything seems to be normal... Naturally, the GAI employee was drawn unexpectedly (their employees have this “sixth sense”), demanded to stop...
Then imagine what was going on in the soul of our newly appeared road participant, as in a slow shooting she slowly (well very slowly) came to what it was she should stop... and what happened? What have I done? How to stop? So many cars around? In total, over 50-70 meters the car was stopped (not without the slightly obscene involvement of the husband).
Then imagine the mental reactions of the GAI employee: well, what is this happening, they are drunk, or the criminals are not good (in cultural translation of course)??? He ran behind the car and in the shower.
He was prepared for the worst, he might even die.
The culmination:
He runs and, suffocating, asks: Why did you not stop right away?
At the request of an employee?
- She (naturally trying to cocktail - and what is left of a woman
to do?Oh, and you somehow so unexpectedly pulled out that piece of yours...

An employee of GAI and her husband (which is on the right) fold in half and cry with the sublimation and the suspense...

After laughing and wiping away tears, the GAI employee tries to take a serious expression of the face and says: woman, a thing is your husband's, and I have a rod... and he let them go without any formalities...

If in a dispute with a girl you are armed only with logic, facts and common sense - you have no chances.

Bravo to the correspondents (lenta.ru and others) who prevented the casting of the bulletins and told about it! You are doing an incredibly important thing. More strength and health.

The counterfeit went well.
No votes were observed during violations.

A huge thank you to the man who described a way to deceive a party of scammers and thieves who want to buy our votes for money! The method of putting the field on a transparent film and photographing, and then removing the film and putting the REAL field not for Edro helped deceive the scammers - to vote for another party and earn 900 rubles. Don’t let us manipulate, be more astute!))

In Soviet childhood, I had a lot of dolls. There was always something in them, so I twisted my legs and pulled out plastic flat circles, a few from each doll. And so far I am tormented by the question – what fucking thing did they do there?! to

If the citizens of Russia really had the opportunity to express their free will in the elections, most of them would simply be rattled into the electoral urn.

A friend burned, named a puppy from the breed of searches - Google =))

xxx: Listen, there is a CD. it has paths. if these paths are straightened and placed in a line, I'm wondering what length will be? and :-)
I think it’s 700 meters :-)

To sit on a window, in a trunk and one socket, with a weekly chestnut, to watch people passing by, to bread a cooled pot borsch with a piece of chestnut baton, to listen to Vivaldi and think about her – is it vanilla?

Commentary on the English language forum:

it's amazing fuck!! to

The Parental Forum.
Title on the board of ads: "I change warm things for a girl".

Tired of...

Listen to the truth from the residents.

Ulcer is a vicious opisthorchiatic fish, which is either thrown out or planted for a long time. We usually take out or bring cats. Fish is muxus and нельma at least. There are also "white" fish of less value, but you will still not remember their names.

To scream about the ulcer that he is a fish of a dream is like to raise a beaten 30-year-old frog into the king of the highway.

Filter it up, dear ones.

Recorded in Senna:
"I have 1171 days VKontakte!"
The commentary:
"Better to drink and smoke!"

We sit like that with a girl (we live in different places, we get to meet 2-3 a week) she is behind the comp, and I read a book.
Sasha Gray has ended her career, and I am asking on the machine, and who is this? She didn’t come and kissed me, and only then came to me ;(

Ura to! Among my friends, I found one. I voted for Edo. His vote is 63% of the electorate.

Vote for the party of the Russian Unity!
Enro: We only steal half of it!

8 How to sleep?
Count the sheep.
XXX: How to count them?
YYYY :
of num;
while (1)
{ is
Sheep n = new sheep();
and Jump();
if(n.jump().result=K)num++
} is
They are programmers. And normal people?
Same thing, only with the schedule. It takes extra resources, why do you need it?