No, I have strange things. But the bad thing is that my dear people suffer from them :(
Are you talking about your first guy who became gay?
And now, he has a problem with the male part. She became the best lesbian. But it is nothing else. The boy from the sea, whom she kissed for the first time, actually got married.
You are cruel =(

People are so happy when they have the same names.

Do not boil milk in an electric tea. Never ever

What is the meaning of the letters "BW"?
The bicycle troops.
Forever Military
Looks like smart :)
The Vietnamese Waterlords'
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Kim Ky: I want to be a white tea. Avoid the sea wind. Fuck it all. by Fuck. by Na. and all.
Beleraffont: Partly you can already fulfill your wish - go somewhere and shake up on the road. SRI and Road.

on the parking lot was a tournament in children's football and gave everyone ice cream) Some kids named their team "Gazmias" and lost with the score 21:0

[13:41] <OMEN> Invoker: I wash like a car - the rain, and then the vacuum cleaner - the volcano exploded!

He talks so little, why did you give him an iPhone in your hands?

I think my refrigerator turns into a closet. You open the food to the fucking, and eat nothing!

From Asha
Don’t ruin my inner world!
REMUS: do not ruin the ruins somehow)))
Don’t go under the metro!! to

Alcohol is for those who can afford to lose brain cells... Charlie Harper.

If our political parties were guilds, then United Russia would be a guild of thieves.

Comments on photos on the dating site:

XXX: You are very charming! From you comes the charm of the romantic soul of man.
YYY: Yes, I would beat her too...

I think in the next Stalker the developers should make a screw on the rope to throw, and if there is no anomaly, pull back to themselves. It is uneconomic to break the beads.

XXX (21:41:11 29/05/2011)
Yesterday I came home from my birthday, I sit in the toilet, I think I hear the noise as if someone is driving around the apartment on some metal wheels slowly, why then I remembered the silent hill, I have never been so fast.
XXX (21:41:19 29/05/2011)
It turned out that the hanger was on the floor.

Anyone else, after sushi became popular, sat down on marinated ginger? I fucking soon have cakes with it I will start eating >__<

Dashunya: You change your clothes, here suddenly I come in and I start to dress you further...your actions?* and))
Dr. Strangelove: I get a textbook of Russian and we teach it

The place of operation is a furniture company.
A client, a representative of one of the providers, arrives.
(K - client, M - manager of the furniture company)
Q: Can I talk to your boss? I ordered a package a month ago.
A: Hello, hello to you! And the boss doesn’t... By the way, a year and a half ago we applied for an internet connection! How is it with her?
K, terribly embarrassed: Well... I need to clarify... I still don’t know exactly...
M, gladly: You know, your shelf is not ready! And probably our boss you will not find...

<Unicornix> today in the park saw on the standard plaque "bathing prohibited" attribute:
<Unicornix> "Humane-eating birds"

Probably everyone has a all-knowing and all-knowing friend, whose name is "And here is one acquaintance...".