Are you going to go on your birthday tomorrow?
I am 18 tomorrow, I will be dismissed.)

Only our people are like the cow who is most concerned about the fulfillment of the meat plan.

We sat with a girlfriend and our boys in the country, the boys had to dismantle the old Soviet sofa.. from the neighboring room we heard four phrases:

What a shit?! to
Am I an Ebu?
And naked...
Well and fuck...

Two minutes later, the sofa was dismantled, I admire the Russian guys.

We lie with my girlfriend, we see Viya.And honestly, it is still scary to me.Well, we lie down, we look.And at the moment when the witch arises from her grave and begins to roll around the foam. I want the same night!

Everyone says, I want a prince, a prince. I am a modest revolutionary. To those princesses.

by Obana! The Great Second!
Hope Konstantinovna, have you seen my cowards?
“Well, you know, Volodynka, Felix Edmundovich carries everything to the Museum of the Revolution.

Roshidromet: the hottest month of summer 2011 in Russia will be July

by Danone? ><

If a woman of the Balzac age performs surgery to change gender, then she will become a rather young promising man.

02.05 19:50 In Dagestan, a newspaper journalist was beaten "Chernovik"
02.05 19:18 Russia rose to two places in the rating of freedom of the press

He said, “Hello, come to visit me.
It’s a weekend, a beer again.
It can be without beer.

From one news tape:

Osama bin Laden in his video address personally confirmed the rumors of his death.

A small shop at night. Behind the shelf two ladies, one young, the other - from the USSR, and even in appearance, as it should be, looks like a saleswoman!
I: Please let that juice out.
Q: What else is it?
I: These are the condoms.
The next question put her into a stumble, I still go thinking.
Q: Are you with you?

And if not...? This is how?

My girlfriend is in the final stage of surrender. Worried that little practice... put her NFS most wanted... I would never have thought that you can ride at a speed of 180-250 observing all the rules of the road... I thought a lot... the game had a radically different meaning.

Ukrainian television to May 9 shows:
- 4 tank drivers and a dog (on two different channels randomly)
17 moments of spring (one in color, three in black and white)
All of us (!!!) Series "Star Wars" O_O

From the explanatory "...I fell and injured myself due to the carelessness of the brain"

From the tape:
An American in a cow costume stole 98 liters of milk from a supermarket.

There are no humorists in the United States.

Even after marrying a prince, the girl does not become a princess. Proved by Middleton.

Every self-respecting American president should plant a tree, build a house and kill a terrorist.

The last time I put the borscht on a plate to heat myself, the thoughtful master long turned his gaze from the plate, on which the brown spots had dried, on me and finally quietly asked: "The investigator has already come?"

I walk in the street without touching anyone, a girl in front of me. I decided to meet. I say: "Girl you want something to show". Here, a trance with thin beards turns to me, and disgustingly thinks, "I'm going to show you something myself" and rushed to me while I was giving a dour, I noticed that a mint was watching us and a guy from the balcony.

by Lazarov (11:10)
Pirates of the Caribbean is like sex!
Farnolen (11:11)
Does it come out every three years?