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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №46904
 04.05.2011
Are you going to go on your birthday tomorrow?
I am 18 tomorrow, I will be dismissed.)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №46903
 04.05.2011
Only our people are like the cow who is most concerned about the fulfillment of the meat plan.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №46902
 04.05.2011
We sat with a girlfriend and our boys in the country, the boys had to dismantle the old Soviet sofa.. from the neighboring room we heard four phrases:

What a shit?! to
Am I an Ebu?
And naked...
Well and fuck...

Two minutes later, the sofa was dismantled, I admire the Russian guys.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №46901
 04.05.2011
We lie with my girlfriend, we see Viya.And honestly, it is still scary to me.Well, we lie down, we look.And at the moment when the witch arises from her grave and begins to roll around the foam. I want the same night!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №46900
 04.05.2011
Everyone says, I want a prince, a prince. I am a modest revolutionary. To those princesses.

by Obana! The Great Second!
Hope Konstantinovna, have you seen my cowards?
“Well, you know, Volodynka, Felix Edmundovich carries everything to the Museum of the Revolution.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №46899
 04.05.2011
Roshidromet: the hottest month of summer 2011 in Russia will be July

by Danone? ><

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №46898
 04.05.2011
If a woman of the Balzac age performs surgery to change gender, then she will become a rather young promising man.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №46897
 04.05.2011
02.05 19:50 In Dagestan, a newspaper journalist was beaten "Chernovik"
02.05 19:18 Russia rose to two places in the rating of freedom of the press

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №46896
 04.05.2011
He said, “Hello, come to visit me.
It’s a weekend, a beer again.
It can be without beer.

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №46895
 04.05.2011
From one news tape:

Osama bin Laden in his video address personally confirmed the rumors of his death.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №46894
 04.05.2011
A small shop at night. Behind the shelf two ladies, one young, the other - from the USSR, and even in appearance, as it should be, looks like a saleswoman!
I: Please let that juice out.
Q: What else is it?
I: These are the condoms.
The next question put her into a stumble, I still go thinking.
Q: Are you with you?

And if not...? This is how?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №46893
 04.05.2011
My girlfriend is in the final stage of surrender. Worried that little practice... put her NFS most wanted... I would never have thought that you can ride at a speed of 180-250 observing all the rules of the road... I thought a lot... the game had a radically different meaning.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №46892
 04.05.2011
Ukrainian television to May 9 shows:
- 4 tank drivers and a dog (on two different channels randomly)
17 moments of spring (one in color, three in black and white)
All of us (!!!) Series "Star Wars" O_O

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №46891
 04.05.2011
From the explanatory "...I fell and injured myself due to the carelessness of the brain"

[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46890
 04.05.2011
From the tape:
An American in a cow costume stole 98 liters of milk from a supermarket.

There are no humorists in the United States.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №46889
 03.05.2011
Even after marrying a prince, the girl does not become a princess. Proved by Middleton.

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46888
 03.05.2011
Every self-respecting American president should plant a tree, build a house and kill a terrorist.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №46887
 03.05.2011
The last time I put the borscht on a plate to heat myself, the thoughtful master long turned his gaze from the plate, on which the brown spots had dried, on me and finally quietly asked: "The investigator has already come?"

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №46886
 03.05.2011
I walk in the street without touching anyone, a girl in front of me. I decided to meet. I say: "Girl you want something to show". Here, a trance with thin beards turns to me, and disgustingly thinks, "I'm going to show you something myself" and rushed to me while I was giving a dour, I noticed that a mint was watching us and a guy from the balcony.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №46885
 03.05.2011
by Lazarov (11:10)
Pirates of the Caribbean is like sex!
Farnolen (11:11)
Does it come out every three years?

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