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A few minutes ago, the Pentagon released five videos from the home archive of al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden. These videos are now shown on CNN. It should be noted that there is no sound accompaniment. On one of the videos, bin Laden is watching a television report about himself.
The dead man!!? to

Damn, where do you all find girls who are offended by your jokes? Do you have a smell of idiots? Normal girls laugh when their guys joke if the jokes aren’t stupid.

Conversation by phone:
1 Come here!
2 Eating
1 and what?
You know how to persuade!

My friend just told me that today is his birthday.

Talking to a girl on the phone early in the morning:
Good morning dear!
A greeting as a deed?
Do you know what day is today?!! to
(2 minutes of silence in the phone, probably decided to find in the search)
Yesterday was Radio Day, tomorrow is May 9th.
Today is exactly a year since you forgot to congratulate me on my birthday.
– Oh! Funny, and you were not lazy to count days, months, etc. (1-2 minutes of silence on the phone, I probably decided to think...) Oh, sorry! Do you have a birthday today?! to

XXX: Now Omon is working in the entrance
xxx: Their first phrase killed the entire entrance: "Open or we will call the Police"

XXX: You can not download a book from the library at the moment. Prohibited by the author
XXX to survive

Why in the car? Should I go on foot in Turkish?
XHHH: The waves. They blasted the MacBook fire, so are you there on foot?

The former colony of Portugal and Indonesia, East Timor
I quoted by memory.
In 2000, it was liberated from the Portuguese yoke, and five years later from the Indonesian yoke.
In front of the White House, the Free Timors gathered and adopted a new constitution.
Which language should be a state language?
Half of the population is spoken in Portuguese, half in Indonesian, and both dialects are reminiscent of the damned colonial past.
And decided – the state language of East Timor – attention!!! The Finnish!! to
I am not joking!
Immediately, a demand for 200,000 textbooks in Finnish and 500 Chuhonets was sent to the bush.
The Finns ate first. Then I realized it wasn’t a joke. They sent textbooks and 500 Finnish teachers.

A few years ago I was 22 years old, a young specialist from a working family. I also lived with my parents for money, but I never thought about whether I could buy an apartment, whether I would have a family, whether I would have personal growth. I just wanted to live interesting. After defending my diploma, I easily found a job because I working from the first course. When I realized that I was wrong with the choice of a profession, I did not cry about the fact that in this country my profession is not in demand - I realized that I walked, and just re-learned - myself, again working for the breadth in the beginning and studying literature. And when he grew up a new specialty, he re-learned again, at 26 years old.
I’ve never thought I’ll be able to depend on somebody, as I don’t doubt for a second that my family and friends will never leave me. Personal growth didn’t bother me at all – I was just interested in living.
I never thought I could buy an apartment – I just lived and worked. And now I have 2 in different countries of the world. I’ve never thought about family, I just can’t tolerate dishonest people. Now I have a beautiful wife and child.
Losers, learn to shoot yourself in the ass. In life, everything is done for work. No one fucking teaches you. Fuck, it’s your choice.

The world: Late night. I sit down on the Playstation. I want to sleep terribly: I haven’t slept for two days. But JRPG's are also interesting to chew, so I play. In the game, I enter the hotel, pressing a cross near my bed. There is a dialogue: "Do you really want to sleep? Yes or No? I pressed yes. My brain seemed to be very alive with the game, because I woke up the next morning, still pressing the joystick, with the inscription on the screen: "Good morning." Do not forget to rest ".

I walk through the corridor, a bunch of my students stand, crosswords are guessed: the dying sea. I am on the way, Aral. The word is written, but it does not grow horizontally. I go to see what they have there - in the cages on the vertical is written - ORAL...

Inscription on the telephone box: "CHANGE FREE!" - and numbers. On top of the inscription with a red mark all errors are corrected, and at the bottom it is assigned: "Sauce properly!"...

Our state will always find a place for its citizens to take action.

“Everything in the world is relative.”
by A. Einstein

This happens often, and many have witnessed or participated in it.
I go on the route. The route is large, like a bus with two doors.
The weather is the most that is May: there is decent rain and water streams flow along the prospectus along the borders.

I am coming out soon, so I am standing at the door next to the driver. It is worth saying that road drivers are, for the most part, a very peculiar contingent, with only their own humor.

We approach the stop, two girls stand under the umbrellas and, a little further, a few more potential passengers. The driver calls to the cashier:
Okay, we have to scratch?
Turn the wheel to the border in the water stream. On the girls flies a stream of dirty water, and they jump back with a whisper. These two beads, the driver and the cashier, the rjute. They have such a sense of humor! Among the passengers there are also a few like them who are choking.

The route stops, both doors open – who goes out and who enters. Through the back door enters a man from the class of those who can be described with one word: "SHKAF". It passes through the salon, culturally pushes away toward the passengers, with two hands removes the driver from the lamb and throws it out into the street through an open door. Then, without rushing out, he lifts the main character of the story from the asphalt and plunges him into the stream running along the road. He shakes his hands against each other and, not in a hurry, goes to the side to wait for his router.

Reaction of spectators.
1st Those who stood at the stop applauded.
2nd Among those who drove on the road are heart-healthy aunts who say:
Why is it so! It could be humane! How do we go next!? to

What are the main achievements of "United Russia"
45% of respondents replied "ye-e-e...", 35% replied "hm...ye-e...", the rest had trouble answering.

A mature man is a man who, if there is a choice – sex or fishing, of course, will choose fishing.

Tagged: fucking
The light went to the club yesterday, he warned me that he would stay at Varka later.
I am alone on the day, I call at 11 in the morning, both phones are turned off, I call the cooker on the home, the sister takes the phone says the girls are sleeping
XHH: I felt like she had somewhat replied when she answered, I called another girlfriend
She said she was with her, go home.
Oh yeah: well, I think cha for the shit, where did you go, let's call the rest of their companions, all the chats are puzzled, smashed - then they went to the shops, then they sat in the movie, then they closed in the bathroom
I’m already sitting bad, I’m cooking good puzzles when I come home.
Here she is calling. “Hi,” he said, “you didn’t lose me? Martini and I walked away and didn’t go anywhere.
I feel like an ebony.

From the "useful surveys":

Which news delights you more?

4th (with 2% of votes) – Prince William married
Third (16% of votes) – bin Laden killed
second (18% of votes) - Six thousand officials punished for lying in income statements

and leads with an overwhelming overwhelming (64% of votes) news that "Ancient human-like “shellfish” were recognized as herbivorous")))

A conversation between two soldiers:
How did you know you were a stone?
Well how. The mayor approached and said, “You are a stone maker.”

Yura: Fact, I understood what intuitively understandable interface means is when through some unknown ass you have done everything as you need, but you can't repeat it for nothing.