... and our gorgeous pure-race cat with a cat got something quite out of the past, after which at the family council it was decided to cross them from Elvis and Anabel to Enuresis and Syranush (for newly acquired bad habits), and what is typical - recalled, wool majors...

I am going to treat my teeth for the first time tomorrow. My day will not be so cool.

YYY: Nico, now is good euthanasia
YYY: Anesthesia in the Meaning

She paints in acrylic t-shirts. On the day in the city was held a fair, where she exhibited her "work" essays.
Her trade fair administration even made a small banner for free. Literally :
T-shirts with acrylic paint. Made by hands.
We sit with her, we talk, here a crowd of copters falls and they begin to look at the banner and the goods. I was stressed. The men kept silent for three minutes, only whistling with their eyes. And then one of them issued: Well, the shit is not made with feet...

I went to the kitchen to drink water. There were no clean glasses, I decided to wash it alone. I thought about something. When I came back, I had washed all the dishes. And my mom always warned me, “July, don’t roll in the clouds.”

Start washing the clothes.
Let them come in, I won’t bother them.

Video of a man crossing the road beating lightning. The first comment:
It looks like a Chinese. So, as many of them, the likelihood of hitting the lightning in the Chinese is great.

I work in a computer firm, today two systems were brought to work for repair, both were under a password, the manager calls the first client, recognizes the password, while recording all stood smiling, the password turned out to be - "Athlete", calls the second client, everyone almost broke out of laughter...password - "kAlbasa"

Sometimes there are such princes that it is better to marry a horse.

The Musketeers 2011 with Mila Jovovich:
There are no zombies here.

XXX: I have the most reliable way to hide the roof
xxx: sprinkled into a folder, a folder in hidden, a hidden folder in a tree from a bunch of other folders, a tree in a sprinkled screw, a screw on a virtual machine, a virtual machine in hidden, a virtual screw file into another hidden folder in a similar tree of folders on a real wind
You are a perverted man.

It is a pedestrian. On the radio advertising of the auto parts store: "...and also - steering tips, ball supports, leverage (read the vital details of the car). We are at the Orlovsk Cemetery, but we are full of optimism.

The secretary of staff explained on the phone how to go to the office, as always with a dull text and mechanical voice, and after she finished her unfortunately in the tube asked "Sorry, and this is a man?".

He works as a pathologist. My favourite quote is "If anything – call".

They killed Benny!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

The body of a dead whale was transported through the streets of China.
Suddenly a whale exploded.
Locals in shock, zoologists in confusion.

Alkaida has become more creative.

Women made of ribs, but never made flesh, are called mannequins.

I heard in the route:

And he, who at all?
“Lieutenant Mil... this, the police. In short, the employee
The security bodies.
In the sense?
In other words, Gonzo!

The prince married. The criminal was killed. It’s just a Disney weekend on Earth!

The name Skolkovo itself arose from nowhere and to many by ignorance seems to be some completely new geographical point that cannot be reached. In fact, this has long been a well-known platform Vostryakov, normally attached to communications to the city. It is located immediately behind the ICAD, that is, not the furthest dust in the universe, so that the whole country can build a special road there, an incredible length of 5 kilometers (precisely - 5 kilometers 340 meters) for an incredible money of 5.75 billion rubles, that is - one billion per kilometer. It feels like the builders were cutting through eternal frost, crushing rocky soils, digging deep tunnels and pulling super-complex bridges. And all this somewhere far from civilization, in the conditions of the exhausting carriage of every nail. But the road collapsed anyway.

The man calls: "look out from the balcony"! I think he "I love you" wrote on the asphalt. And he - "You see where I stand, here our wifi is caught". It is romantic! ))