Is there an exhaust of magic in the world? Why does the ritual of calling public transportation-smoked cigarette not work?! to

He is:
You are not defined.

She is:
I am an uncertain integral.

He is:
I must take you.

She is:
:D

Mihas: looked at the history of her google search accidentally, picked "how", and it came out:
How to Create a Twitter Revolution
How quickly to get a passport
How to Impose Impeachment
How to prepare astronauts
The Antichrist in Arabic.
How to reduce blue on the forehead
How to identify a lesbian from the crowd
How to fight as a volunteer
How to translate al-Qaeda
How to get on landing
How to fuck in German
I’m scared to meet her...

xxx: "Vegetarians have a much more favorable emotional state than non-vegetarians". From Wikipedia.
yyy: Addicts have a much more favorable emotional state than vegetarians. I am ?

xxxh: here is what I found: "The Uncovered Husky” is a psychedelic cartoon film, filmed on the Chukotka fairy tale. There, a man constantly cuts off his head so that the birds can fly out of his body. And the unfortunate goose is buried alive by a fox, then the mice are sent to hell, turning into cockroaches... In general, in 10 minutes of the cartoon, the Sverdlovsk film studio could easily make a child a neurasthenic.
I think it’s worth seeing.

Raw food: Parents who force their children from birth to eat bodies should be deprived of parental rights.
Meat Eater: I tell you, take care of your brain. From birth there is meat - it is only vegans can dream in dreams.

[02.05 20:42]^Denis^: "Michael Zadornov. You don’t digitize us! 2011 SATRip" - My New Distributor!

What a symbolic irony.

The aunt came, changed everything in the kitchen, changed the atmosphere in the rooms. How to explain to her that behind someone else's compilation labels on the desk do not touch?? to

I have a domestic machine here under the windows, and in the back is an acid-lily inscription: "Actic capsule".
I believe somewhat...)

I go on the route Moscow-SPb, an inscription on the abandoned post of the DPS: The dog was removed, take the booth!!! to

History of Life:
One of my acquaintances was diagnosed with kidney stones, put on surgery.After the operation he asks the doctor:"Well, show the stones that",what he replied that the stones were not found and in the certificate that was issued after the operation it was written that he had done the PROPHYLACTY of internal organs.

Discussion in the forum:
Kazul'Ka: What do you do for a man?
Kazul'Ka: here I, for example, thanks to Fursenko passed the exam in economics
Kazul'Ka: Preponja (P) asked the previous speaker: "Who is the Minister of Education now in the Russian Federation?"
Kazul'Ka: I and whispered from the last batch: "That is Fursenko, it is Fursenko"
Q: Let’s get a hint! The Five!
Kazul'Ka: I came out pleased, under a friendly scratch of the audience's teeth
Kazul'Ka: the former classmates still remember )))

I am a genius.
Do you joke? (I am joking)
I am joking (joke)

If you noticed your friend painting your nails, what would you react?

YYY: It is lightning!

Katya: My friend bought 3 liters of "live" beer. So it lived in him for 3 days...He even took the hospital.

When it comes to braking...
Recently I spoke to a friend and told about myself and my family. says the husband.
A year as a trolleybus driver. I slept badly, all the time.
dream on the brake crashes, broke the back of the sofa... so we recently new sofa
I bought it, without a backpack...I say – and he is probably screaming in his dream now?
She (confused): Yes, and how do you know?

xxx: I am sitting on a notepad and wondering why there is no headline in it
xxx with hyperlinks

I recently bought a new car.
The Fool...
Q: Do you know that we have gasoline in the area?
WOW: No
xxxh:parked means my tank close to the fence, in the morning I come - the car so carefully pulled off a meter 2 from the fence, gasoline slit... :D

How do you feel about my new hair color?
Good that it is not red.
HGH: Why is it?
Red without soul
If you wanted to fuck a red woman and she didn’t give you it doesn’t mean she’s without soul.

Russian rosettes are the best rosettes in the world! Not that my child, I will pull them out!