This is who?
The Burundi.
I did not know. It will be rich.

I don’t even take my mouth after six.

I love our people...Only our advertisers can think of making a shield with the inscription "I give up to 10 times!!!" Smiling on all 32 faces of the blonde + phone number %. Give me a hand to this advertiser, I now have fun to go to work every time))

I work in a cafe. The man comes in. See in the menu item "Fish in the clay" and is interested in the waitress (O):
Q: What kind of fish do you have?
In the clarity.
I know, what kind of fish?
In the clarity.
M: I’ve already understood what’s in the clear, and what’s the name of the fish?
A: (with the appearance of complete contempt for human stupidity) Fish in the clear.
Understanding that this can continue indefinitely, I come to help: "The Sea Language". The client cries relieved and goes back to the waitress.
Q: What about the harbor?
A: The cats

I was once fascinated by the advertisement of "some volume bodies leave pieces". I can assure my head for the truth of the slogan :)

1: He is an exceptional man.
Do you know how the porn folder on the comp is called? "This is not my"

God, please help me find a good guy. I don’t have a torrent rating, please raise it.

The sectarians came. They say that God is not guilty.
I gave them half a cabbage.

<@F1ReB4LL> Inscription on the packaging "bubble seeds" - MADE AND BACKED OWN "TROL"

What kind of nick do you have on Skype?
WOW : OO
Oh yeah, I forgot it.
WOW : OO
Oh yeah, say you nick already >_<
WOW : OO
You go, you are stupid.
Oh, it’s nick fuck.

The Wolf 21:14
such a cool backpack for the notebook took, *DANCE * really the notebook does not climb in it, but the backpack is cool!

Conversation of two employees of the HIBD:
Have I heard? The mayor was fired.
And for what?
For some shit. Someone has lost authority.

<ngry> walked on grills
<ngry> not found
<ngry> found hidden in the forest bed with fertilized hemp
<ngry> is a good day ?

My husband is sick. He took his guitar and sang lyrically:
"You often whispered to me "do not die",
I promised and will not deceive you.
Why are there so few divisions - and the end...
Why is mercury moving so fast?"
He has a temperature of 37.8.

I get in the subway situation when you have not yet had time to get out, and you are dragged back into the car. I decided to fight it, because there is a range in my shoulders. And here someday I get out of the wagon the last, of course all the straw, well, I also popper, scattering everyone (roughly, but still). I get out and I feel like someone is holding me by the shoulder. I think: fucking, probably an ambala which I caught or minted. I turn, and there is a fragile girl just below me and smiles: thank you, or I would have been crushed there.
Moral: Wait until the people come out!

Father told me how he once went to the office at work. She comes to Laura, and there the grandmother is sitting...her hand covers her mouth and whispers something, like a no-ka repeat! But Billy! You can’t hear Nirvana! So he doesn’t think long, turns to her, his hand covers his mouth and whispers "no slideshow"....She is WHAT-WHAT????? He’s here and I don’t hear it.)

We are separated, forever and forever.by :
You don’t love me, it’s just a habit.
You are an inadequate madman.
You have too much self-esteem, and you need a girl more beautiful than me.
4) You are a crapper.
All Denis, I don’t love you anymore

I want you to take care of me beautifully and romantically.
What about flowers and candy?
There is no milk! Blackjack and the prostitutes!! to

In the evening, Jaguar got up... As a result of the energy, he could not sleep. He solved the problem brilliantly: got up on his knees, put his head on a pillow. And while in this posture the cancer legs spent energy to hold the ass, the head slowly fell asleep.

YYY: Well, in such a muddle-worms it went and calculated. I feel sorry for your future children.

xxx: well fuck, I am 20... not solid to go on such cartoons - about the princess =)
Yyy: It will pass :) I am 30, and I am quietly going to children's cartoons :)