10:53: Previously beautiful girls were burned on fires
WOW (10:54): You know, working a year as a photographer, I can safely say that at one time the Inquisition was very overworked.

WOW (10:56): The smart campaign was also burned.

The Six:
Natalya Y: If you want sex life bright,
Not crying in bed for boredom.
My advice is to marry on dojaras.
They have golden hands!
Alexandr M has golden breasts!
His hands are too rough.
You get married, guys, on the fleetists
Flute has golden lips.

Nikita Y: It’s all funny, friends, but by.
You would not bother being an adult.
You marry your loved ones.
My favorite gold weddings.
Ivanauskas: Not bad lines, right word -
Whatever women are, all stars are gold.
In fact, only a couple of divorces...
Buy uplifting clothes.

Roman W: How funny it is. Very much on the subject!
It was not invented long ago.
I will tell you how to solve the problem -
Save money and run yourself!
Andrey Z: Hands, feet, golden lips
This is a big dilemma for me too.
It is better to go to the surgeon.
No eggs – no sex – no problem.

Mihail M: Very radical, without a doubt!
They brought us into the impasse of poetry.
But there is also a solution:
No eggs left – put your ass!

The second course. Department of Programming. Today we were summoned to the carpet of the dean because we broke a wall in the universe with a paper airplane... indeed the airplane was the size of a watt...

The Chairman (17:34) :
You wanted to leave at 16:30.

by Elena (17:35) :
I want now

Go to the logopedist, and then yours:"I love you" sounds: "Lala I’m a pitball"

If you don’t have money, women are not afraid of you.

The docent Lvov, who taught us criminal law, could not tolerate moulding at the exams. The student, noticed in the write-off, without unnecessary conversations went to the door - without the right to get a "five" on the transfer. There were other harshnesses: so, mobile phones were removed and stored on the teaching table, and the docent himself exhausted the students by constantly walking in the ranks with the necessity of staring through the shoulder into our barracks. Oh yeah, he also loved to stop behind the back of a triangle and difficult to breathe for two or three minutes, acting on his nerves. In other words, soul.

The whole stream drank champagne, when in the spring of the second course of Lviv was replaced by a graduate student Masha - a blonde girl, round and pleasant even in those relationships, about which it is not customary to tell children. Unfortunately, the phenomenon of Masha was short - just a day before the June exam
Lviv announced that he would take the exam himself. You can imagine what a blow it was for the students who were completely relaxed at the time of the machine "flood". The entire course spent two sleepless nights and approached the exam in anabolic state.

That June on our course there were three pregnant students - one already in the long term, in the eighth month, and two - fresh, March fermentation. Docent Lviv did not know about these terms, and new pregnant women rushed to use this for the preferential passing of the exam. Strong air balloons were pushed and firmly fixed under the cofflets, and a voila - instead of one girl, ready to give birth, came out three at once.

Both men passed the exam in the first group.
Are you pregnant? What month? He asked the lion when he appeared.
The first girl’s stomach.
The ninth is Ivan Nikolaich. In a week to give birth, - suffering voice
announced by a student.
Okay, I’m not going to bother you – take any ticket.
Which you know.
The glowing student departed to prepare, and a second deceiver immediately grew up before the docent.
How is? Are you pregnant? What month?
The Ninth. Three days later, they say, I am born, a student was eating like this.
I was determined not to give birth, but to die immediately.
I doubted the lion. Let us be fair.
Take any ticket you know and get ready.

The first student eventually passed the exam for "five", but the second was less lucky - the balloon in the coffin began to blow up, and when she came out to answer, Lviv understood everything. He questioned him:
Have you already given birth halfway?
The student became red like a beetle, but still received a "troika", and was not expelled with shame.

And then came to take the exam a real swollen pregnant woman. The lion met her with a smile:
Are you pregnant? He-he-he... what month is it?
The eighth.
Is it not? Not the ninth? The lion was shaken by laughter. Here are we.
Let’s check now. Permit to!
And the assistant skillfully and quickly, before the student had time to think about something, struck her in the stomach with a stamp.

P.S Everyone remains alive. The mother and child were hardly injured. docent
Lviv personally ran for the plaster to the medical center. And the whole stream received overrated grades for the exam, which we were all delighted.

Russia is the only country in the world that after the end of the world on December 21
2012 will mark the end of the old world on January 3, 2013.

The girls are clear. There is something in their brains that can’t be repaired.
We had an air show here.
While we were driving from one end of the city to another, we argued how we would be better to get to the airport... through the commercial zone, or on the track.
In general, my friend assured me that she says she knows the short road.. and generally through the peaceful (on the road) there are traffic jams.
We drove... not much of the fact that we drove on the dead road of extra 25 kilometers, so entered the traffic jams for an hour and a half, in the end, clinged to gaiters, which did not let anyone and proposed to walk 5 kilometers... the time spent on the way there was almost 3m hours.
Pushed up we went back.. a friend said to turn somewhere (I am not oriented in those places).. and.................. in 5 minutes we were in the city. To the question - which own shit we did not go immediately on this road was given an exhaustive answer.
Yes well. I didn’t want to drive on her.

The shit.

I am looking for work. I came across an announcement:
Animators and salary:
from 300 rubles.
I wonder, what if they don’t pay?

Kirr90: This is the shredder (
HHH: What again?
kirr90: Yesterday a friend came, brought on the hard disk to the session. and dropped the movie, says "a very cool movie, be sure to watch"
Kirr90: Now I turn it on, I begin to watch - the main heroine is cute, the plot is interesting, everything is cool... and now - everyone dresses up and starts to fuck! :( is
Kirr90: I Fuck the Movie Wanted to See

1: Shake, we approach Sanay to the transition, we wait for the green. There is already a crowd of people. Suddenly, in the middle of the crowd, a couple of Kiso spoke loudly:
Yesterday after yoga, I was a little masticated at home.
2: :))) ahaha
1: Ah, all of them looked at her like that. Her girlfriend so left her halfway into the side, like nothing to do with...
And that she was a thief, she was meditating... all the time, fucking, confusing...
2 : )))))
1: Wild rust and no one crossed the road so everyone fell here :))))

Look what cube I have, and you don’t have one.
I have a half-sphere.

When I was a child, I heard a spokesman on television say in a tragic Soviet voice: "You listen to the latest news!", I thought that the news would no longer be, and it was the last.

xxxh: Today at the former job they said that the deer does not endure when I come to them - can not look at my happy birth)))))))))))
Oh well :D

XXX: I didn’t like the salad at all.
YYY: Now for breakfast, lunch, and junk?
XXX for Dinner
YYY: So you get married!! Burning helps to diversify the diet!
Tried, 11 times rejected my hand and heart offerings
YYY: Nothing to yourself!! 11............... How old are you? Or are you a very loving man?and :)
xxx to 20. Not very hungry, but very hungry. And a plate of a good navaristo borsch is a significant argument in choosing a companion of life))))

I call you on the carpet!
Maybe it’s better on the couch?

Since I showed my mom the sims, I’ve been an orphan.

Team Fortress 2:
For a minute 40 people (Striker), who played before this did not ahti as the whole servaq rots, like a puppy:
Striker: hey, I haven’t played for a long time... everything has changed since 1.6 ))
I mean 1.6?! Do you think you’re playing CS? O_O
Striker: Here just my son was playing, went out for a walk, and I sat down to remember my youth... and what kind of game is this?
Review: Team Fortress 2
zzz: this is what the old hardening means - if a person can play CS 1.6 - he can play any shooter :D

With LifeNews:
"You can say as much as you want that you do not smoke, but you will not fool the device," the doctors told Putin.

“Let’s see if I smoke or not,” he told the doctors.

And the prime minister breathed in a tube that looked like an alcotester. The result was 100%.

“Putin smokes,” the device noted.

Putin does not smoke, the doctors said.

This is the right decision, Putin said.