My girlfriend understands me without words.
That’s just wrong...

Yesterday my friend under the wheels died.
So sorry, the car crashed.
No, this fool threw his wheels and decided he was dead!! to
I hardly convinced him that I am not Satan and that I am not going to roast him in a boiler of boiling oil!! to

Rough students, in the absence of a microwave, heat the cocklets with Russian mustard.

“Summertime” is like uggy, just a movie.

In connection with the relocation and repair, we gave our superactive cat to our mother. I call and ask:"How is our chicken there?" In response, I hear a sad and sad voice of my mom:"The carpet broke into the corner, the flowers were rubbed, the calendar was removed from the refrigerator, April is sitting and eating";;

I will vote in the elections only for the one who legislatively prohibits 930 ml milk packages and 900 g flour packages.

surveyed

Can you read?
Yes is
No is
I don’t know, but I learn.
I cannot read the question.

A: You are a businessman.

T: Sponsor of the washing - puzzles from my mother. Puzzles from my mom - "Another time you shake the refrigerator - I will kill" and everything is clean.

Conversation with a guy:
I: I say right away, there will be no sex!
He said, “You are what! I had no thoughts!
I: Don’t scream, I see it in my eyes!
He said: Nothing like that! Look into these honest eyes (removing the glasses), they say...
I want to fuck!

Oh young people! already
begins
To be tired!
Remember the cock.
Through D
The word is written
The fucking!

V. Mayakovsky

After three years of marriage, having a half-year-old son, he changed status from "all difficult" to "meet"

I never understood people who bite their nails.
After all, without nails it is uncomfortable to forge the hair out of the nose.

Un1x: All brushes must burn the fluid of the fire extinguishing system is not expensive in hell

EDRO - it is like "House-2", has a wild rating, but none of the people I know (and people they know) do not help this rating. The Magic (

by MEIL ROU

Question: What toys are now in the Happy Mill at McDonald’s?

Obesity and stomach cancer

By Small :)

Most often meet people with accessories from PRADA, CC, Armain, Birkin bags can be in the router.

Foreign History
In "In contact" I am in a group of items by name and name.
We gathered together to meet for a beer. Increased
23 of people. When they were already drunk, they stumbled on menta.
You would see their faulty faces when they checked our documents!

A place for those who want to learn art.

1st If you see a dark background and all sorts of suffering on the face, it is Titian.
2nd If on the picture wattachenny ass and cellulite even in men
Don’t worry, it’s Rubens
Three If the men in the picture look like woolish cuddly babes or just Italian pedics - this is Caravaggio. He painted once and a half times. In the next picture - a woman - Gorgonian
Medusa of Arutyunovna. Why she looks like Johnny Depp - a mystery cleaner than the smile of Monylise
4 is If there are a lot of little people in the painting – Braille
5 is A lot of small people + a small incomprehensible one - Bosch
6 is If you can easily draw a pair of thick-shaped amours and sheep to the painting (or they are already there in different configurations), without breaking the composition - it can be: a) Bush b) Watto
7 is Beautiful, all naked and figures like bodybuilders after drying -
by Michelangelo
8 is You see a dancer, you say Degas. You say Dega, you see a dancer.
9 is Contrast, sharp and all have thin bearded faces.
by El Greco
10 is If everyone, even aunt, looks like Putin, it’s Van Dijk.
All of.
by Pi. by Sy.Monet - spots, Manet - people

Electronic pillow against snoring
The soft shell has an automatic system that monitors the sound level and oxygen level. Monitoring is provided by sensitive sensors. As soon as the toy realizes that a person is snoring, the sleeping person gets a lap on his face. Per the snoring person will not wake up completely, but the snoring will stop.

The hernia that prevents sleep.
He who snores at night is also a snoring that prevents sleep.

XHH: What are you doing?
I admire my pumped body!and :)
Are you back in photoshop again?