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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №46644
 29.04.2011
Answer by email:
A: I have this problem!I bought the game GTA 4 (license) two or three years ago, so I played it and everything was normal.
Please help me play more hunting!!! to
A: In your case, this is what you need to do.
I hope it helps.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №46643
 29.04.2011
I just saw $1 million.
It looks beautiful. A total of about 20 meters in length. and diversified.
White, yellow, blue, brown and black Maseratti stand in a row on the bull. Shevchenko

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? and :)

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №46642
 29.04.2011
ISO 8859-5: I am sitting in the office now, boredom is deadly, there is no one but me, everybody has run away. All that can be done. The phone rings. I decided to arrest the citizen.
Allo is?! to
Allo, base of rocket boats, head of Aproxin at the aircraft
Oh, sorry... sorry... sorry... sorry... sorry
I hanged the phone and I realized that Gen called. by Dir.
Pack your stuff comic =))))

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №46641
 29.04.2011
Discovery broadcast about Sierra Leone:
We believe that if you eat a man, you take his courage.
How does man taste? Talk like a pork?
I don’t eat pork, I’m a Muslim.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №46640
 29.04.2011
What is the probability that the robbers will find the money hole hidden in the probability theory textbook? and O"

I think it’s much higher now than before you wrote about it =)

[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46639
 28.04.2011
lPAKOTl: in our company, as the prize so fucking, and as the fucking so we two (

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №46638
 28.04.2011
From the blogs:
"Moscow: travel in the subway can be paid by phone"
He is a goopnik and at the post of director of the metro - goopnik.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №46637
 28.04.2011
She: So much time has passed and you’re still angry with me, okay? Was it a good thing for you that I left you for another?
he: Of course, on the first day in the gym earned the respect of two coaches at once, on kickboxing and on handball, when working with pear represented you and sheaak her methyl!)))

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №46636
 28.04.2011
DoLPeeN: I read the Samsung Galaxy Tab user manual
Do not bite or lick the plan. This can cause the plan to explode.
0 - O

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №46635
 28.04.2011
Training system for trimesters. The Session. Crying in the community "halyava come" and in response from another window "I will not come, you are terrible".

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №46634
 28.04.2011
Somilfo: I have thoughts in my head as members of the State Duma. Either they fight, or they don’t visit at all :-/

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №46633
 28.04.2011
XHH: I knocked my knee on the shelf all the way.
Go treat your leg with green.
You have stopped being careful.
You have another unpleasant girlfriend :'?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №46632
 28.04.2011
Alexander Nevsky won the Battle of Neva at the age of 16, the Ice Battle at the age of 22.

WOW: "Wonderkind!!!" - the Germans shouted, going under the water

[ + 72 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46631
 28.04.2011
In Italy there is an insult: Sega - / sega / - the process of masturbation in men.

Fans of Sega toys, greetings to you!
Now it is clear the origin of the word "dirty".

Sega Mega Drive

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №46630
 28.04.2011
“Mommy, why don’t my uncle give me a place in the subway?
Their eggs are heavy, they can’t stand.

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46629
 28.04.2011
by Fuck! Again in the subway appeared these dudes in sunglasses!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №46628
 28.04.2011
The Correspondence:
I won’t let you go to work in the morning. I get stuck in a member and don’t let go.
P: I’ll get up and go. So you’ll be talking there between your legs with a blanket)))
D: So I don’t get in my hands :(

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №46627
 28.04.2011
Mother’s cry from the kitchen to our dog:
M: Go yours to the left, Lavrus, when are you already smoking?? to

Again the garbage bowl turned over and ate the bulls.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №46626
 28.04.2011
About 15 billion years ago, the Big Bang occurred, and since then the universe has been continuously expanding.
First comment: Why it doesn’t affect my apartment, She’s also in the universe :)

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №46625
 28.04.2011
xxx: Bankomat щас delighted... "Credit card validity - 21.12.2012" 0_0

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