XXX: Vermischel - a fig, but here is a milk soup with a pen and manna cabbage - it is a gesture.
I love milk, I love all the milk. Kefir, yogurt and dairy glands.

Why is the mother always responsible for somebody (grandmother, father, father, mother-in-law...)? Am I sitting alone in my ass?

Lack of human warmth? Throw more people into the oven!

A friend calls today.
Wow, I have two good news. Stop fucking, fucking I am!! to
In a second:
Okay, one good news.

I get a letter with a tax notice that we owe them 3 rubles. The total cost of the letter is 19 rubles!!Nafiga is asking.

You are drunk!
Passenger: and you have eaten. Eat a lot at night.
Passenger: Oh, sorry, I didn’t want you... never!

Rolf: Mua ha ha ha ha
Flynn: What
Rolf: Zhenya offered to give me a penalty if I wrote her a course in sociology
I asked what topic. The History of Feminism in Russia
Flynn: Agree and describe this case in the chapter “Male penis – the path to final feminization”

I feel like a terrible immoral creature. I feel very good.)

A1ko: It’s terrible to wake up in Mexico in a bath full of ice with a paper with the text “Sorry, we took your kidney.” The session is normal, we are used to it.

XX: Well, I just have no words! I am ugly!! to
xxx: I am not happy :(

AlexSashka: We have everything very simple, girls work until 17:00, and boys until 18:00, but there are people who drop out of work at 17:30.

and embarrassed. About Belarus.
Spring... 2012...I began to eat pigeons.They are delicious and beneficial.The tree bark is suitable as a spice and tea cooking.I have long walked, learned a lot of new and interesting about my city and its architecture.On my birthday I slaughtered the palace.On the balcony it is boiled up with foods salty spiders.I seam my clothes.I learned how to wash my legs.I wash once a month, we light a fire in the yard and heat the water.A couple of times I managed to catch a fish.I cook a bowl and I become a ferment.The tea fungus is also good.We think with my wife to take a loan for two and buy a bicycle.The air in the city becomes cleaner, the rare cars surprise the devor.The city is empty.You I really want potatoes...The president says he eats potatoes every day, but my wife and I don’t believe, it sounds fairy-tale:potatoes every day.We look forward to the summer...Tarakans are not at home.The last one was eaten in September 2011.The mosquitoes are afraid to fly to us, our veins suck them through their own hobbot!The flying birds fly over my city only at the height of 12,000 meters,they are afraid below...the people are jumping!The frogs in the spring only crave sitting deep under the water!The rats have left the city forever!Today, the first time I opened the rope,they are like spaghetti (which even the elderly don’t remember)

I gave it yesterday, fucking. At the seminar with the lecturer did not match the task, but I was absolutely sure of my right. He asked the group’s answers and said, “And we are more!” and I didn’t think about it: “And the Germans were more!” and “How good that he’s a man with a sense of humor.”

Let all the roadmen of Russia go to heaven... But they will be carried out from hell on all the roads they have ever built, having previously planted on the road. And if someone picks at least once, all the way from the beginning.

and Jake:
Once, my sister Lisa and I had to share one bed, because my parents’ friends were staying at home. At night, my penis got up, I hoped Lisa was asleep, but she turned to me. I thought she was going to say something now, but instead she kissed me and we had sex with her. For the last three years, I’ve been fucking with her every night.

by Anonymous:
Why did you write this here? to praise?

and Lisa:
and Jake! How could you? This is our secret!

The Father:
and Lisa? and Jake? My mom can read it!

Mother :
Lisa, why didn’t you tell me? I will go to you now, share this member with me)

The Grandfather:
You all seem disgusting to me!

The Grandmother:
All in you!

Do we bring the cat?
No, we will bring the snake.
Fu, they are ugly!
Cats rub and scratch!
I want a cat! let’s call her Isadora, please Asya.
I don’t want a cat! the snake’s tongue is rugged.
Tagged: idiot
M: hysterical
We will take a child faster than an animal.
M: How did you say that?

xxx: Today in the news said that the leaders of "Orehovsky" were detained.
yyy: almonds, peanuts and fountains?

Lunch, we go in the car with the boss (it-division), or rather we stand on the lighthouse near our office. An economist from our own organization begins to cross the road, at this time the green light is lit for us, the boss touches, the economist looks at the car, at the boss, and is taken off the road by races. The boss whispers under his nose:
He knows I’m not going to stop.

Can the joke about disconnecting water already be written?

About the alarms:
I wake up and turn it off immediately, then sleep again doesn't help ((
WOW: and you put away to get up.)
No, it did not help to try. and ((
WOW: then hide it, or better generally in the closet under the lock, and hide the key too.
XHH: You would still offer there another shade of what, guess the mystery and the castle to open, or until you collect a Rubik's cube fucking open. And here I am so sleepy standing in cowards, marrying and collecting it.
WOW: Oh, and from the closet at this moment the alarm will sing a theme from Ford Boyd. ))