How much money would they have stolen from us if it had happened in Japan?
No Shoigu could buy a house on Jupiter’s moon and fuck a prostitute there.

How many wonderful discoveries does not disconnect the skype...

Oh my God! Where I work!

XHH: Supply buzzing in the office at night. Managers drink some Chinese tea and stupidly chick. The head of my department feeds everybody with Dutch biscuits... Serega still can’t get away from the fan. In the pharmacy the annual stock of alcoholic... The commercial director at the corporations at six dances.

I’m the only one who sits with a rye with such an expression of the face... and quietly embraces all...

Nothing can unite two people as much as the opportunity to unite a third.

Tagged with: history, fucking

OutGreeNYCH: I come to work in the morning, and here the hallway.... the sarter broke down and the 1st floor, on which the backlaboratory - was overwhelmed by a hole.

OutGreeNyCH: the stock of tests for 1 time they have not received yet

Comrades culinary and sexual slave owners! Keep your contacts.
and girl. I cook well and I really want to fuck.)

And don’t build my eyes, it won’t help.
WOW is OK. I will look seriously. Like an integrator. With the view "I will now take".

At the psychology seminar, analyzing the results of the test:
A: I think you and I are Pofigists.
B: Go on running.

Not many people know that the album of the group Nautilus Pompilius "Apple China" is dedicated to fake iPhones.

Police officers threatened to take me to the police.

Has anyone told you that you are beautiful?
She is: yes
He: Someone told you that you have beautiful eyes.
She is: yes
Did anyone tell you that you were a fucker?
She says: How rude (no of course!
He is Yes! The first NAH!

20:43:42 Rapunzel for [Melody_FY]: 19
20:44:50 Melody_FY for [Rapuncil]: that 19 )
20:45:06 Rapunzel for [Melody_FY]: I years
20:46:25 Melody_FY for [Rapuncil]: what did I ask?
20:46:55 Rapunzel for [Melody_FY]: what you asked
20:47:11 Melody_FY for [Rapuncil]: Well how old are you?
20:47:39 Rapunzel for [Melody_FY]: 19

Just by clicking on recaptcha, you realize that with the first option you are still lucky.

The head of the GUVD of Moscow personally closed the underground casino
I went to work in the morning and said:
The boys! We are closing.

Do you like the missionary posture?
She: Just in other poses you’re scratching my liver.

Hateful I (20:42:53 12/02/2011)
Astronauts in space cannot cry because there is no force of attraction.

Hurtful I (20:43:00 12/02/2011)
Never thought about it.

Hateful I (20:44:53 12/02/2011)
In space only uber-brutal men are taken

Hateful I (20:44:59 12/02/2011)
who do not cry

Green (20:45:03 12/02/2011)
:DD

Green (20:45:27 12/02/2011)
At training, they insert onto the rings like monocles.

Green (20:45:34 12/02/2011)
Look at the Lion King.

Green (20:45:38 12/02/2011)
simultaneously

The boy said:
He served in the army. Part of it was on the territory of a small town. He briefly met a local prostitute. Wasted her. Last night she came to visit him. The fence was partly from a rabbit grid. But it was on one side of the fence, and she on the other. He wanted a bottle on the floor. She, in short, became the back of the fence, and he therefore settled over the grid and spied it. Suddenly he sees that large army knots are coming nearby. He thinks it’s burned. They saw it all and said to him, “Young man! He did not go on his own and did not allow strangers to enter the territory of the unit. A round-the-round march in part!And" how that happened.

Who has a branch of saccharose in a blade, who has 20 million hryvnia, who has rescuers and specialists, and who has 28,000 bottles of red wine to Japan. Well, how Moldovan can not be loved, they are so cute=0)

The call from the representative of the customer, the voice nervous, excited:
Will you be engaged in our project?
I don’t know exactly what the call is, I answered confusedly:
Of course, he is at work.
The client continues dissatisfied:
Did you promise it on Monday???! to
I was completely confused:
Yes, and what?
Judging by the voice, I just got the "chess and mat":
Today is Thursday!!! to
I am still trying to understand what is happening:
Did you order it just yesterday, Tuesday???? to
And yes?Oh sorry...

My mom is scared of me... I bought some new tea, I sit at the compot, I drink. She approaches, says: “Smell, what does tea smell?” and “I’m (already accustomed that she’s always cooking hard): “Strong tea?” and “Mom (fun): “No, cyanide potassium!” and “I’m squeezed!” It turned out that tea with almonds was...