comment to the news "The Explosion in the "House-2"" pleased:

Guards should issue instructions where it will be written that unknown packs should not be touched. When you find a package, you choose one of the participants of the project and send it to see. In the case of mule, you give the lucky participant an apple, well or there a banana (shortly something to eat). In the case of a "no hustle" you scream with your partner "We are happy!!And you close the gates, saving the rest of the inhabitants of the house from another vote.
HDD

We go down with a friend on the escalator in the Hunting Round, a couple of steps below the girl is going in shorts (I don't know exactly how they are called, so I call them so). And then there is a dialogue between us, with the noise we have not calculated at all:

D: Look, the girl has stumbled.
I: What about that!

Fuck, you would see her face, and how she then squeezed quickly, and even in these hats, the fast walking looks so ridiculous.)

The mood rose for the whole day.

from ZH:
But if Romeo and Juliet were allowed to fuck quietly, and nothing was forbidden, they would have in half a year quietly joked, broke all the dishes, and ran out with screams, insulting each other's entire family. Such people only need time, and no one really understands?

Android phone can’t be lost – it’s all the time at the socket

From the discussion of possible punishments for pedophiles (incurable, after all).
xy1: lifetime in the underground chamber 2 on 2. 2 meters down
xy2: with a public bamboo rod over the entire back area of the body once a week
Xy3: what if you are a masochist?
xy2: then get the stick and not hit

Samsung plans to release refrigerators with Wi-Fi :D
xxx: will become a reality posts such as "posons do not open the link computer sleep writing from the refrigerator"
YYY: ROFL
yyy: I’m already seeing a new generation of viruses that slowly changes the refrigerator’s temperature to the ‘open space’ state.
yyy: or enables freezing mode at 9 a.m., when everyone was taken to work, so that in the evening the owner met with a cozy "water"

There are sorrows in life, we argue right before sex, and a woman in anger throws a new package with ganglions in the window, and also drives it out of the house. I walk in the street at night and think, well, what is the basis, what is the probability at all...
HHH: And here I almost get an unprinted package with Gandons on my head. Another bad thing =(

Tagged: Katya
Dark Water: What is it?
Why is it so rude...
Dark Water: What is it?

Have you played computer games at work?
Yes, almost every day.

In World of Warcraft, not a single line of code is written by me.

Are there people who have been dismissed from nearby?

1: Enter, plz, on the way to the old office and grab a knife and a teraflya.

2: That is, you are still not sure whether to treat or immediately kill?

with WV

The Toyota Siena A...
Color of bronze (light brown)
Missing after the wedding. One of the guests left. He brought the keys where the car did not remember. Somewhere in the center says, approximately between Pugasov and Hotel Kazakhstan.
Whoever sees please let me know.

The feces of wombats have the shape of cubes, which is caused by the special structure of their anal hole.

These are the ones who really hit the bricks.

Killed the first mosquito. Beginning of War

2nd Race

zzz: I will vote for the EP if they reduce the prices of gasoline to 10-12 rubles per liter, with the freezing of the price for their term of government
Please tell me that you won’t vote for them :)

Mailer: “AUTOVAZ” will make 20 models
Comments: No, thank you

I have a friend who is completely turned. I turn to him to seek sympathy. I say, you can imagine, I was not stifled by a little bit of a rope from my mouse in a moment of jealousy.
He thought for seconds and stated - I said I should have had a wireless to buy...

12:17:44 Sisi Nose: NELSON came up with the task... so that students (and their parents) would be more interesting to learn:
Ivan Sidorchuk's wife has a cycle of 28 days, and the critical days are 5 days, Ivan's mistress has a cycle of 2 days shorter, but it lasts 2 days less. The secretary tt. Sidorchuka critical days as in the wife, and the cycle as in the mistress. Question: What is the probability that today Ivan Sidorchuk can relax and drink a beer?

<Ka4zilla> Does anyone have a thread?
<mahalex> so thread or trumpet?

I remember having a serious and unexplained health case. I could not breathe normally.. the feeling was constantly that I was suffocating, shortness of breath what it was.. the doctors didn't know what to do.. no one can understand... and there was a doctor who said to me that I just need to get through... I from the beginning ah"el, and then "hop" and I lie on the bed in some unknown posture on my back and my head hangs down and I still can not breathe... I get up and a miracle I breathe normally! And it comes to me that I woke up from the current that the doctor was smart in the dream...

Our mother cries loudly that everyone in the apartment is pigs. Don’t cry, other people are the same shit!! to