Instead of counting "535 687 123" and pulling the ring, as taught in the instruction, it turned out:"ACHTYEBTINAHUAYBLIATPIZDECKOLCOOOOO!1" and pulled the ring))

Denis: in the list of Nakrotich substances got Petrochka
My grandmother is selling.
Alexander: 10 rubles
My grandmother is a drug baron.

Yyy-yesterday saw how two girls tried to raise a wheelchair on a scattered pandus!as long as they wandered, a bunch of mat was poured out of them!the child's ears probably barely hanged off!and why the moms of their children!!!! to
Xxx-and you smurf, like a real man, oh sorry shit, stood and watched!

The real sarcastic answer should be drunk and without any there "blade".

in the chat.

What would you do if you saw a naked girl in the window of a neighbor’s house?
HH: I was surprised.
I got the binoculars!and :)
What fucking shit did these fools roast?!! to

I bought my daughter a guide for preparation for biology. She picked it up and returned it. He said there were mistakes. I don’t know if we’re worried about it in vain, or if it’s time to start worrying seriously.

Ladies and gentlemen "! Do not speculate with a term that you do not understand. Feminism implies the right of women to education, respect, to the right to make decisions, to the right not to be a “second sort” and exclusively an automate on household and the continuation of the race, no more, while the woman, claiming that she is also a human being, remains the weak sex. After all, not all women are fierce feminism fans. But any woman does not have as strong muscles as a man, not such a high endurance, different psyche, and also - heels (we try for you)! Take them for 8 hours - then you can not give me a seat in public transportation.

That’s how much Besson filmed the “Fifth Element” if Jovovich makes a normal jump from 57 dubl?? to

Opk (00:22:01 5/06/2011)
The porn thriller is fun.
Shamefully
incomprehensible
Everyone is fucking

You have reached the End of the Internet", fucking, how the end of the universe has reached, all fucking and nowhere else.

I live separately, periodically visiting my home. Sometimes there is a granddaughter (6 years old). Of course, grandmothers buy him all kinds of tastes.
I: Why don’t you buy me sweets when I come? = is
Brother: Vodka and potatoes with lantern?and ;)
I: Yeah... with age the tastes change...)

A generation of children has grown, whose fathers will inherit accounts in all sorts of MMORPGs.

xxx: What people put on avatar pictures of all kinds of vanilla or photographs of actors, for example - it's all shit! Here my sister puts some mega formulas on higher mathematics on the avatar, and then herself in the comments rushes over them.

She: Do you want to come to me?
He: Mmm, what do you have to offer me?
She: a hot bath, candles, champagne and me.
Are there any pellets?
She: Well... yes.
He says: I am running!

Summer is the time when you realize that sex is sweating, and the real shit is scratching mosquito bites.

The MDA. I went out to the balcony to smoke, and here the pigeon passed by the wind in the back 😉

Boys, it’s time to avenge the girls for their crazed underwear! None of them can imagine how to stretch a regular belt with a fixed lock!

My mother at dr. Lily gave me. And they smell heartbreaking... Daddy thought everything was going to go where they were. I sit on the toilet, and instead of an air refresher, a bouquet of lilies.
I love Dad.

Ready to bet - those who attached themselves to Kudrin for the shot down bombardment, never saw the New Arbat in the eyes. I explained.

This road is not in 8, not in 9 lanes, and all its one and a half kilometers - attention! There is only one ground pedestrian crossing. The rest are underground - and they are normally located within a hundred or two meters. What kind of idiot do you have to be to think of it?

As for the driver - said, mirror, all things. The driver, in general, a good guy - if he did not slow down the speed, nothing could save the person.

I understand that not everyone likes officials. But thinking not "as everything" is also sometimes useful. Plush the plush - maybe, on whom it works

Dimon said that tomorrow the EGE
A few more guys confirmed.
Do the servants not deceive me?
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