I call my girlfriend. His voice is sad, his voice is sad.
She is everything, you are a baby. I finally understood it. Between us it is over.
Okay, but tell me what exactly happened?
There’s a lady on your wall that says you’re a monogamous person. Everyone knows everything about you, only I was blind.
Look at the difference between monogamous and polygamous.
Silence for about a second
She’s a quiet voice – Yeah, rabbit, you’ve always wanted to date a blonde?

xxx: Since %username% will be the only unmarried male at the wedding, the game "kick the men's clothes" will resemble the outcasts in the last round.

by Fomka Yulia:
I am standing at the station, dumb.
Where is the place where taxis go? I forgot the name, it looks like a bear.
The Pandus?

Never look into the shore, they can look at you from there.

Long live the Soviet Union, a free, sovereign and just Russia!

From chat on WoW:

AAA Comp is burning!! to
Shame on me!! to
MB: I will go

zzz: As one ancient samurai said when performing the harakiri:
The way to a man’s heart lies through his stomach.
From there it came)

Dania (14:11:35 4/04/2011)I got a puzzle yesterday! Home Animal Who is it?
Fisher_ka (14:11:51 4/04/2011)
Dania (14:12:05 4/04/2011)nea. Targaryen
Dania (14:12:12 4/04/2011)a on D
Fish_ka (14:12:41 4/04/2011)hz
Fisher_ka (14:12:52 4/04/2011)two
Fish_ka (14:12:56 4/04/2011)
Dania (14:13:00 4/04/2011)aga)
Fisher_ka (14:13:03 4/04/2011) ))
Dania (14:13:05 4/04/2011) and on E?
Fish_ka (14:13:28 4/04/2011)ebaniskamnogoyarakanov or ježek

Sooner or later I will find you.
Are you talking about Caps Lock?

After all these events, surely the ranks of animists wishing to live in Japan have been sorted.
yyy: The rows of animes - maybe... But they were filled with interest by the rows of fans of the series "Stalker"!

After yesterday, somebody looks at me from the mirror with a swollen face, and an obsessive look.

The number of dog dogs would be significantly reduced if the owners were obliged to clean the cakes after their pets, imposed harsh penalties for inappropriate maintenance and walked out without a puppy. Tired of idiots who have closets more expensive than children.

...
P.S I apologize for the many quirks, but the rules of Russian language require that.

Kefiro: You know, I would in principle get married. Only on a normal grandmother, so that I came from work tired, sat at the computer in the office, because in the office not all had time, and she would not cry that I give her little time, and would make me coffee, kissed and went to bed.
Kefiro: I would get up early in the morning and make breakfast for us. It is delicious.
Kefiro: And when I was drunk, I would have eaten in the woods, Natalie Portman would have started to stick to me dirty, and I would have said to her, "Go out, prostitute, I'm married!"
Kefiro: Ideally, she would stick to my ear and say, “Listen, idiot, I’m your wife, go home, it’s too late.”

The snow turns, flies, flies - it is a whisper that April is coming.

If for the development of science it is necessary to send living beings into space, there are as many Negroes in our city to do so.

Edwin Aldrin explained in an interview to journalists why Alan Shepard became the first American in space: "In general, they wanted to send a monkey, but NASA received a bunch of letters in defense of animal rights, and in defense of Shepard did not come a single letter. Here he flew.”

Rescue, a question about your work

Masha: Shorter than a tube with a diameter of 114 mm, its width is 60 mm, how many meters can we wrap into it having 234 square meters of material, taking into account the impact of 10 percent.
Tony: Is that for the harry at all?
Toni: Baba Nura slowly wrapped the screws into a mature button.
Tony: How many nails will she need to keep the bottle fresh?

I have a friend uncle, he is about 45 years old, his mother told him that one day, when he was small (5 years old), she invited all of her friends to visit (well, just sit down to talk, the kids to measure, as usual, shorter).

Well, the moment came when one of the moms came to mind the brilliant idea of putting children on a chair (for solemnity) and asking them the favorite question of Soviet mothers - who you want to become.

All the children of course answered something like “cosmonauts”, “pilots” (the 70s, Hule – the space race, Gagarin and all that). And here they put our hero on the chair, and ask the sacred question - who do you want to become?

What he says is fascist!

Under the flattered eyes of the friends, the no less flattered mother asks her child - why is he a fascist?

What he responds calmly - I like their form!

Hugo Boss is the master of his business.

XXX is fucking!! My boyfriend is webooook!! I broke my nose and hand in the bathroom!! to
YYY: God, what happened to that, Mashk?! to
xxx: you know the joke, about how in the bath type of a rubber snake is plunged, when someone washes and there is a pipe scary everything?? to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? to
xxx: so I sit in the bathroom mean in the headphones, nothing like this, I see the shadow sweet picking up, I look and really the snake squeezes me like this... I think, go you in the pen I will not whisper that I am like a small? So who knew she was alive???! to

Zeka_vasch: I am a little surprised here.
I sent here by name, or more precisely at the end of January, a companion to the default city by ordinary, Orthodox mail of Russia. And just recently, more precisely a week ago, Camard received a package.
Well, I threw roughly 2 months, 60 days, 1440 hours 9800 km here and it came out that the speed of the shipment was about 7 km per hour.
and Ahueno!
The speed of a fast pedestrian. The postman took her straight from here.