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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №46484
 25.04.2011
by RU_AUTO

Yesterday evening at the 6th radial (this is a stumbling deaf man in Tsaritsino on non-working days is dying out) saw how the cheerful gas tankers from the gas pumping plant ignited the gas from the pistol and sparked fire clubs into the sky under female screams "- Don't need, Rome, don't need!". Fire flies to the sky, tankers roar, a woman screams, fairy.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №46483
 25.04.2011
In the apartment, the workers brought out 4 bags of garbage and an old door that they wanted to take away. Last night someone broke the door and, attention, threw out two bags of garbage.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №46482
 25.04.2011
I went home through the area. In front of me are 2 types, such hopsticks, 26 years on average. I saw a friend and one of them shouted:
Oh yeah, the nigga! Christ has risen!
and ah!
- "Aha!"... Well you are Vanya and Beadlo!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №46481
 25.04.2011
and blh! Give me a description of the perfect man, or I have been breaking off your advice for a week! The girl is already staring at me!

The perfect man does not exist. It is invented and contains contradictory qualities so that women can blame men for not being perfect. Do not behave.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №46480
 25.04.2011
XXX:Social networks, blogs, television, glossy magazines - have nothing to do with hamstry, not to be a slaughterhouse have always been and always will be and they in combination with other social problems generate a slaughterhouse so was 20 years ago and 200 years ago in any major country of the world the author is naive as a child or he is a hero of a film like Gods with a shotgun.

YYY: Where are the blades, blades? I almost drowned!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №46479
 25.04.2011
I needed to find a photo of a student/schoolgirl with a book... long ago I hadn’t watched so much porn.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №46478
 25.04.2011
Today I drove the first axes out of the kitchen..In the end: I was hiding on the balcony, the axes were still in the kitchen (

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №46477
 25.04.2011
Conversation in ASCII:
Kiss me before I go to sleep :)
Xxx = O
Xxx is:
Xxx = O
Xxx is:
Xxx = O
Xxx is:
Xxx is:
Yyy: What are you? and :-)
Xxx: my mouth is broken :)

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №46476
 25.04.2011
“Children, if you have manganese and manganese in your home, do not mix them and do not burn them!”

is right! Children, mix the margarine with magnesium. And with the mango you will not get anything interesting.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №46475
 25.04.2011
I go home, get out and tell me from the threshold: "Cat, I’m fired from work!"
the voice from the toilet: the gold mine has collapsed.)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №46474
 25.04.2011
Book store, buyer - lady thirty-five years old:

- Tell me, and "The Little Prince" Exupery you only have in this edition? For me, it is a gift, and there are some children’s drawings.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №46473
 25.04.2011
I know a lot of different names and funny names, but I will never forget a guy named Rajopov Kutlimurod.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №46472
 25.04.2011
X: I and the prostitutes pay naturally =)
My Mosque, fuck me!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №46471
 25.04.2011
xxx: you won't believe I jumped on 2 gigs yesterday, I watched all day)
WOW : what?
xxx: boys and girls, as well as their parents, do you want to see fun stories... Reminds nothing?
Q: What is it that has broken?

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №46470
 25.04.2011
Well, I don’t know how there is in the UK about the fact that if the turntable hasn’t turned on – it means driving gay, but we’ve got a pidaras.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №46469
 25.04.2011
A friend said:

I walk on the street, I see old acquaintances (man 6-7), decided to approach a cigarette to shoot... only approached - they me:
Do you have cigarettes?
I came up with the same question :)
- Ah, not then get up with us... we from the beginning of the 2nd was... here, we are waiting for someone with cigarettes...

% of

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №46468
 25.04.2011
xxx: I look at the wedding photos of a girl from one of the schools, who was in parallel school
xxx: she has long emigrated to the UAE, and recently married some bald Arab
XXX: and despite the fact that she has lived in luxury for many years
You can’t change Russian in it. She took a photo at her wedding.
XXX: and photographed all the food, type look what a beautiful table was :D

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №46467
 25.04.2011
XXX: I understand one thing here.
xxx: if in the contact on your page your photos are commented by people of the same sex as you, you have problems with the appearance and you are fucked to encourage.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №46466
 25.04.2011
I went to the site of the Yaroslavl planetarium and there news that soon you will be able to observe the second sun: "...the explosion of the supergiant can happen before the end of the year. Or at any other time in the next million years..."

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №46465
 25.04.2011
Girls, girls and women, deep decolt and mines can each, but not everyone can be a good interlocutor, friend, girlfriend, wife and mother of children...

They borrowed. Leave the pale in peace, they are also needed, and from such appeals none of them has yet turned into a decent lady. But they perfectly cut idiots with a venereal set, and are also grabbers, after which you understand that when choosing a companion of life and in fact it is better to first look not in the decolt, but in the content of the skull.

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