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[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №46244
 20.04.2011
XX: Do you believe in God?
YYY: No
YYY: But I am afraid...

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №46243
 20.04.2011
You are a fool and don’t turn it on.
She doesn’t turn off me.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №46242
 20.04.2011
XXX is
Zhirinovsky: There is a possibility of a tsunami in Japan, so you need to relocate Japanese residents to Russia.

XXX is
We will have our own Japanese schoolgirls!

YYYY
:D

YYYY
I thought about it too, that there is flooding, and we do not master the territory and we are reducing in number...

XXX is
We will be filmed by ONE.

XXX is
Seylormun with the girls drinks after the Jaguar lessons in the entrance =) and smokes Peter first >.<

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №46241
 20.04.2011
News from Lost Film
In the UK a scandal broke out after the advertising agency Clear Channel placed a billboard with the advertisement of the series The Walking Dead ("Walking Dead") near the funeral office.

This is an example of effective marketing.)

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №46240
 20.04.2011
If you keep fucking my brain, I’ll put your penis in your ear, put your ear in your ass, put your ass on your head and make you crawl.
WOW: I have broken up.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №46239
 20.04.2011
On the dating site, the girl posted photos of her wedding...NAH@I???? to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №46238
 20.04.2011
We were visited by friends-friends, dad-mama with a 3-year-old daughter who can read a little. She played with our cat, then pointed to his bowl and said loudly – it’s a cat’s toilet! Everyone in the desire is such a small child, and I guessed. Dad asks her - and how did you know it was a cat pot? She points to the bowl on which the cat’s head is drawn and written in English – SAT and says – C-SAT!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №46237
 20.04.2011
In this weather, you don’t even know what to wear: shorts or a hat.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №46236
 20.04.2011
News site - In Lithuania, a cat brought a local prison prisoner a pack of pasta with a cell phone."He looked very fed, cared for and very important. Not interested in anything else, the cat boldly headed straight to one of the cameras." A police officer took a package from the cat and found a package in it.
The comments:
The cat, after heating up, carried the boys, the whole straw with raspberries was collected with will, and then the shameful wolves were bound.
In fact, everything was easier.Kate just went shopping for himself. Macaron bought, on the mobile phone account filled up. I went to buy the newspaper, and they took it. Now they are trying to hang the cat. They are also in Lithuania.

Not a cape, right?

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №46235
 20.04.2011
Serj (16:45:43 19/04/2011) I also want support and understanding, I don't need a dumb thumb

Shnurik (16:45:47 19/04/2011)fighter

Shnurik (16:45:57 19/04/2011)is like this

Shnurik (16:46:03 19/04/2011)so I am alone

Serj (16:46:10 19/04/2011)and I am alone)

Serj (16:46:15 19/04/2011) let us be together))

Serj (16:46:30 19/04/2011)as a guy with a guy)

Shnurik (16:46:44 19/04/2011):-D

Serj (16:46:48 19/04/2011);-)

Shnurik (16:46:53 19/04/2011)*KISSING*

Serj (16:46:57 19/04/2011):-*

Shnurik (16:47:04 19/04/2011):-[

Serj (16:47:08 19/04/2011)fisherman

Serj (16:47:21 19/04/2011)I hope no one will read this)

Shnurik (16:47:32 19/04/2011)ahahah)

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №46234
 20.04.2011
XXX: This is the case.
xxx : United Russia Party / in each word 6 letters / 666
XXX: I thought about it.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №46233
 20.04.2011
A friend is going to marry a Lebanese, is going to meet his mother in his homeland, says:
Well, the bags from the morning began to collect, I look his shoes dirty, washed, as usual pulled out of them white ropes, washed, hanged on the battery. So you can’t imagine his face when he saw them: dear, I’m sure I’m glad that you care about me, but that’s... you remember how they were snapped?! I, naturally, understood why it all happened when he looked at me with wild eyes, as I squeezed my shoes. He is 26 years old and can’t do that!!! to
We have difficulty understanding them.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №46232
 20.04.2011
Today I heard from a woman working as a curator at one academy.
I’m a rational person, so if I said something, it doesn’t mean I’m going to do it.
And then my idea of rationality finally collapsed...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №46231
 20.04.2011
Axilles 182=) (16:03:01 8/04/2011)
I work in my office as a cleaner.

Thessalonian (16:03:11 8/04/2011)
= – O

Axilles 182=) (16:03:15 8/04/2011)
She is an ordinary clerk.

Axilles 182=) (16:03:32 8/04/2011)
A merciless fighter for cleanliness and order!! to

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №46230
 20.04.2011
My friend's grandmother told me how they were sent to Mongolia in the distant Komsomolsk, they built a house there, they finished, the apartments were handed over, and then after a while they came for the remnants of things. they go down, downstairs at the exit of the entrance there is a toilet with a mountain of shit, they naturally got upset, they were told that they were not Russian pigs to bite in the apartments, the Mongols at their toilets all bite and bite in them at the entrance.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №46229
 20.04.2011
XXX: Here you tell me - we call every day except for the weekend, then we write in the aske, and now even the everyday skype. Have I not beat you yet?? to
YYY: Zebala of course... just no way to stifle you, you have to stifle.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №46228
 20.04.2011
“Daddy has started Facebook,” wrote D. “I’ve taken you,” the parent reacted.

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №46227
 20.04.2011
Turn on the TV
Robocop said:
It is futile!
I believed, turned off, went to make the cursor.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №46226
 20.04.2011
She: Of course, you are constantly using me!
He: Who are you using? I never use you!
She: Well and fool!

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №46225
 20.04.2011
I’m good, I don’t have a boyfriend. I like you, and I like to hint.

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