Imho, a lot of money will get the one who creates a device that clamps the toilet lid on the command "Blu!" before flying there mobile phone =(

Proposal for sale of motorcycle:

Hi my buyer. I'm going to give you the Honda DIO 35 ZET X! I don’t remember the year of release, let it be 2003 (everything better than 97). In Russia there was one host and in Japan there were twenty. The run was twisted seven times until the speedometer was broken. I now measure the speed by tears from my eyes. I wanted to tuning, but decided not to spend money on NEO. I really bought the Polini variator belt! Italian, immediately became a sport at 15% Truth faster he did not go. On the headset, a metal plug +7 to the appearance. Eat not fast, but eat the same, so norm where you rush to enjoy life! As soon as I changed the oil with the boys in the fork, they barely collected back as it was, there is no more use. Pumped the hydraulic front brake and cleaned the carburetor, +10 for pre-sales preparation. All the work was carried out in a specialized service, in the underground crossing through the road, there is dry and light all year round. Recently I was riding all over the courtyard with the boys... I thought it would not stand!!! I didn’t get the back tile, I had to buy a new one. But I'm not upset, I'll still get out of the sale. Stickers glued the scales in plastic, now beautiful, and the main thing is not noticeable! No investment is required and I went. If it starts. I will allow myself to ride on the UPAL-KUPIL rule, I will not specifically encounter. No guarantee - I sell a cat in a bag. I will exchange for Subaru. Katie is fucking.

Everybody wants something from me.
The head of the operating room came and asked her to record music for her daughter. Dance "Out of the Amazon".
The Imperial March from Star Wars.
A credit economist came. Asked for the child to describe what kind of plant with pictures.
I wrote everything about cannabis.
The security guard arrived. He said he bought a computer. I asked to record something.
It is distributed by Delphi. What is anything?
She changed her mind to ask for something...

I’m on a trolleybus today. At one of the stops, the trolleybus stood longer than usual, with the doors open. We stand waiting. Here, a drunk man falls into the trolleybus and says, looking at the conductor: "Conductor! I won’t go with you today!" And falling out of the trolleybus :)

Would Uncle Sigmund Freud know that he is attributed to the scourge, it would be possible to connect a generator to his grave.

D is a girl, P is a boy.
D: Go to your counselor, there the cakes were taken away.
Q with meat?
Meat of young virgins.
Q: With your meat?
D: This is a modest question.
Q: This is an unfair answer.

[23:30:39] (Slavutich) Petrov Sanya: fuck you have to do such a thing that during the interaction with methane, it produced some interesting smell, let's say strawberries
[23:30:59] Jaroslav: o-o
[23:31:33] (Slavutich) Petrov Sanya: and you sit like this in the bus and here suddenly from wherever you take, it smells like strawberries or needle woods, or hard coconut, or juicy mango.
[23:32:24] Jaroslav: And I did not understand anyway
[23:32:33] Jaroslav: Nafiga is in the bus?* is
[23:32:54] (Slavutich) Petrov Sanya: well in line for bread, or in the subway, or at home
[23:33:02] Jaroslav: Thou
[23:33:27] (Slavutich) Petrov Sanya: you are sitting with your brother in the room and everything is fine, and you do nothing, and here the hook smells like a nuts)
[23:33:38] Jaroslav: :D
[23:33:42] Jaroslav: The Killer
[23:34:38] (Slavutich) Petrov Sanya: and you understand that you have done nothing and this is a brother, and instead of shouting:" YOU SOUCA SERUN JOBBY Gather your stuff and get off our house because we are breathing!!!!" you whisper about yourself quietly:" Mmm... wood nuts..."

My friend talks in a dream. Moreover, he chases the blunder of the type of aliens, unconnected words, and so on.
I sleep yesterday, I wake up, I wave, I hear nearby: "Facebook."
Smoke, what are you talking about?
It is meaningless.
Who is?
and idiotism. and stupid.
Am I stupid? An idiot what?
He is so gentle:
"Not that you are. You are a small inadequate".
He really slept XD

As a friend said:
I’ve never seen so many men in one day with flowers and empty sad faces.

Everyone has probably seen the service " secrets of your surname " this is what their database has given:

Your surname "Pets" was found in our database. The significance and origin are established.

It is such a feeling that March 8 is no longer a women's holiday, but the day of the man.

Have you bought flowers and champagne? and :)
Booooom: no-a, beer and cakes
Are you saved from women?
Booooom: no, just my girlfriend is my boyfriend :)

I am fucking :(
Let’s have fun!
I am fucking :)

A friend (a Korean) was asked to draw on the back of the dragon, after an hour of dialogue:
Korean: Everything was painted.
XXX (going to the mirror and looking at the painting): You naked me an egg? O_O
Korean: I’m, that’s a dragon, grey, that’s going to run out! = = )

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Is there such a feeling?
When you hear the word "clear" you immediately understand that it is sent on%u...
WOW :
does not happen
xxxxxxxxxxx:
clearly
WOW :
Good is good

R00t: A drug addict?
Var1able: the drug control?
b3ndr: drug control control?

It would be logical if "new folders" were eventually renamed to "old ".

Where the cancers only winter, we live all year round.

People with no such pizza, with a holiday))))
People with my, in front of the flowers. :)

It is difficult to say that in adulthood it is more difficult to fall in love: the calming hormones, or the better knowledge of people.