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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №46444
 25.04.2011
The brother from the morning all in the green, including the beard - it is he cut his finger - I gru, so what you did not wake me, I would normally squeezed and bumped, he, shit, in response gives "Yes, it is easier to wake Lenin in the mausoleum than you at night".

Lisa

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №46443
 25.04.2011
Discussion on: "How to Stop Reading Habra?"
1: Getting a Girl
Better than two!
3 and introduce them.
4:... with the third
5 – Meet your wife.
What if the girl reads the hubr herself?
Shaker, we are running out.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №46442
 25.04.2011
xxx (17:39:37 24/04/2011)
Do you need a little red floor?
yyy (17:40:09 24/04/2011)
You need a catch (
xxx (17:40:29 24/04/2011)
I am about my cat.
yyy (17:40:50 24/04/2011)
At this age, it will no longer be interesting to take.
xxx (17:41:27 24/04/2011)
I will throw her out.
yyy (17:41:38 24/04/2011)
That happened?
xxx (17:42:36 24/04/2011)
You imagine I’m sitting behind the notepad... She runs into the hall, makes a circle around it... She jumps on the table and tastes good at my notepad.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №46441
 24.04.2011
I want to make a tattoo.
YYY: Where is it?
xxx: on Lenka over the buttocks “here was Nikita”.
yyy: make right under the tattoo "there was Vanya", there seems to be a place left

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №46440
 24.04.2011
[22:12]<crimson> fucking, well why do I know that ringing consonants are full-called only in intervocal positions
[22:12]<crimson> or between voice and sonant
[22:12]<crimson> where am I, fucking, to put that baggage of knowledge afterwards?
[22:12]<crimson> type, I go to work
[22:12]<crimson> and the employer is, and in what position are the calling consonants silent/not silent?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №46439
 24.04.2011
yyy: culinary forums fill me with tenderness and brilliance
yyy: and where they get those billions of disgusting gifs with mice
xxx: I, by the way, always get some solid discussions on culinary forums with a strict design.
xxx: this is probably because I googled from year to year on the topic of cooking only "how much to cook pasta" and "which water to throw peelmen". It’s a real man’s territory where a mouse cannot be.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №46438
 24.04.2011
The Fucking Seven
YYY: What is it?
Do you remember the joke about a child when he finds a bomb in a sapphire at the first attempt?
Type of laptop promised to give?
XXX is fucking! My grandson decided! The tribe confused.
YYY: GGGG and CH?
XXX: the laptop now has to hole. Who knew that in the seven in the bomber can the same schedule reboot fucking!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №46437
 24.04.2011
XXX: My hamster is dead.
YYY: And you did it right!

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №46436
 24.04.2011
Tagged: a minute
Fuck to Fuck
Give up.
My link in contact is saved.
I am at the cemetery.
I am in contact
Writing
You are trying to get in contact from an unusual place. Confirm that it is you.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №46435
 24.04.2011
XOG: I offer to the service "Yandex.Probki" to add more necessary navigator users service "Yandex.Luki".

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №46434
 24.04.2011
With a compromise. by RU:
The Moscow people, who went to the shores of Nevada for business, claimed that it was Putin who controlled the crime of the “Bandit Petersburg” of the 90s: in any case, if the wife of the travelling important foreigner on the street had a bag broken down, then they turned to Sobchak’s head – in a wonderful way, the bag was on the bed in the hotel room for the evening.

The main bag.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №46433
 24.04.2011
From the hub about Android monitoring of the owner:
ekzo: This is one of the reasons why I regularly change the mac address of my wireless internet access point.
To whom did you surrender, Lord?

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №46432
 24.04.2011
Masterstop: I made the fastest disk format in the world
Masterstop: 1 TB per second
Starcin: Did you scratch your screw on the floor?
Masterstop: You think flat, his father rushed on him with his cloth
Masterstop: and don’t ask how he got there.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №46431
 24.04.2011
All men are cowboys! But some of them, like a dog, with different dogs, and some, like a wolf, either one, or with one wolf forever.
Oh, you’ve gotten your patterns. I am a fucking lion.
Ohhhhhhhhhh?? to
There is one lion and many lions.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №46430
 24.04.2011
My mother made my father’s offer on April 1. My father agreed. Thirty-eight years ago, they wondered who they were.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №46429
 24.04.2011
How many people can live without food?
Eighty years, but not for long. :)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №46428
 24.04.2011
The Healthy Nutrition:
"The half-life of the cotlet is only a few days".

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №46427
 24.04.2011
Soon your eyes will narrow, you will start speaking hieroglyphs and you will make Toyotas.
And the animators were offended.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №46426
 24.04.2011
Steve: I would have invented a tablet for all cases of life faster.
from the neck and from the neck.
from everything)
Lil is : )
Pregnancy and Impotence
One... for everything!
He ate and died.

[ + 60 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46425
 24.04.2011
dochkosmonavta: It seems to me that if a white American rapes a ten-year-old black girl, he will first be called a racist.

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