For my company, a cat can eat anything. Grapefruit with carrots in Korean, crackers, fried mushrooms, nuts, waffles, black bread with cheese... And black coffee or juice to drink.
This is with a full bowl of food.
As soon as I go to the kitchen - runs such a "mur-mur-mur", with eyes so interested, say, "without me what to eat gathered, what are your things such that they give?and "

Do you have that kind of shit too?

I did hell and the Holocaust here. I grabbed the tree that stood on the table in the pot, it fucked, and instead of grabbing the pot, I grabbed the tree that naturally remained in my hand.)
xxx: began joint efforts to remove the consequences (ground, leaves), brought a vacuum cleaner, knocked into one socket - not working. They went into the other - AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA Everything has been cut off.)

At the subway, a woman distributed advertisements and said quietly: “Hearing aids, hearing aids.”

If the ancient Greeks were Russians, Phobos and Deimos would be called Stremak and Siklo.

The daughter lists the words that today were asked to learn to write: "America, four, white...". But I was listening!!! to

In the morning I bought a note, and in the evening in Thailand a flood. Last year, the server had a memory bar – an earthquake destroyed several RAM factories. Can I buy Kalina?

A good academic leader will definitely teach his student something useful. My, for example, taught me how to smoke properly in the lab - next to the plugged outlet;)

xxxh: my linen week already calls me "pontiff"
I think she thinks I have pups.
I think she thinks you’ll soon be a daddy!
Tagged with: OO_OO

Fuck, here I am.
ZZZ: What do you mean?
Well, have you heard of TPs who dropped a guy because they dreamed that their boyfriend changed them?
Zzzz: Yes, it is a shit!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Fuck me tonight.
In general, we sleep with Anka after the Squawz, naturally in a drummer drunk and tired... I tried to stick to her, and she wasn’t in any, tired of talking and everything here... In general, I hz on what basis I dreamed of such a dream, but I dreamed that she cheated me with my friends, in turn with everyone and I have in my eyes! I can do nothing!! Shut up!? to
Zzzz: Has Hyacinth put you in? Have you reviewed porn?
xxx:hz, but in general I wake up suddenly, in my head such anger and outrage!!! Here she lies next to me... generally I know how I stopped myself not to kill her... there was a real desire... the anger sprinkled through myself... generally I now really understand these stupid things... And that, if I next time I meet you suddenly fuck you for anything, you forgive me. If you were here tonight, the fucking thing would probably come to you, my friend... I’t expect that from you! You’ve been putting a bitch in that moment.
Zzzz: Oh, you don’t get so nervous! OK to? People in white will come to you, don't be afraid, be calm, they will help you!

d0lboiob: Today the partner took off. He stopped at the zebra.To the left of the school. Students pass by. Age 16-17, cosmetics is not one car, two smoking. Behind them are three boys, also aged 16-17, who, in fact, watch the shapes ahead and try to glue them at the same time.
d0lboiob: The partner looks at the passing girls and says, “Like underdeveloped prostitutes, she is God.”
d0lboiob: Then the guys pass. The partner adds: “And these... primates with iPhones.
d0lboiob: Then he looks toward the school and says, “Shit, are you teaching hooliganism?”
d0lboiob: A minute after 5 his sharp penetration and he says loudly to me, “Epta! We studied with you at that school!”

A real man should be able to grab horns, not wear them.

My friend Andrew had a glass of champagne, but not an ordinary one, but with a little secret. The secret was that the foot of the glass could easily be turned away from the cup and twisted back, and how not look, but the place of connection is not visible. Often on holidays, Andrew put a small ring on the foot of the glass, while offering someone from the present to remove the ring without breaking the glass. The unknowing man, twisting the glass in his hands and not finding the right solution to this task, left this problem. Only three people knew how to remove the ring: I,
Andrei and his sister Lena. But Lena and I promised not to reveal his mystery, as the focus with the ring was used by Andrey in addition to entertaining the guests for another purpose. When I met a girl and decided to break up,
Andrei invited her to dinner, and putting a glass in front of her said, that he wants to marry her, but there is one condition! he marries if she takes off the ring without breaking the glass. Andrei was alone for a long time. This continued until he met the girl IRA in the park, it was truly love at first sight. Andrei gave her flowers, gifts, led to restaurants, made all sorts of surprises. and here
Andrei decided to take a serious step, he made an offer to Irene. What was his surprise when she answered asking for a glass with a ring, saying that she also wanted to pass this test of intelligence. But even more surprised and at the same time pleased how easily she guessed how to remove that ring. Unfortunately, the joy was not long.
Opening her leg from the cup and removing the ring, Ira immediately took off her earpiece, threw it into an empty bottle of wine, closed it with a dumb block and stretched the bottle to Andrew, saying, "I will answer yes, only when you get the earpiece out of the bottle, without breaking it, and without opening the block. After that, I saw neither Irma nor a glass with a ring, and Andrew had only a closed bottle of wine with a ring inside, as a reminder that you should not treat people the way you don’t want people to treat you.

I wonder why the poor, low, grown, unpopulated Gregory
Perelman gives me a thousand times more sympathy than the tall, wealthy and public Andrei Fursenko?

News on Rambler:

"German pigs banned from importing into Russia alive"

Rambler is not fixed.

Why don’t you like Anime?
YYY: What is good? their mouths as if they were taburets
YYY: And the eyes like they want to catch for a week...

Father: You’re 19 years old and you’re still jumping.
The apartment!
You have to jump in your apartment!

indeed :
Fuck, it’s November 11! This means that soon all the webs of the world will write about 11:11 11.11.11.
Who started in advance

I told my grandmother that I haven’t watched the zombie for 3 years. Her reaction – you’re going to sing!! to

Fuck, it’s November 11! This means that soon all the webs of the world will write about 11:11 11.11.11.

Every morning, before I go to work, I have the procedure: we lie on the trail)