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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №47244
 10.05.2011
I came to Omsk on the 6th evening, took a beer and watched a movie (and I took a good beer), and from the morning at 9:00 knock on the door - there is a housekeeper and a company, they say we have a Sabbath... well, I actually say good guys! And you probably for my blessing... I crossed them mean and closed the door!)))

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №47243
 10.05.2011
Who has cut you?
My favorite is my designer.
Stylist of Cooley?
The Interiors:

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №47242
 10.05.2011
Feel an intelligent person - learn about the closure and resumption of the porn lab with BORA... and stop being so ;D

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №47241
 10.05.2011
To the post about the wine "soul of the monk"
"soul" - can not be a verb. It is either substantial or de-participation. A terrible word?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №47240
 10.05.2011
Go to work, give you another cat to feed.
Which other cat??? 0 - O
Who will pay your salary

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №47239
 10.05.2011
xxx: how to film (when you go to the raid, for example)?? to

YYY: you need to press the print screen button 25 times per second, and there will be a video

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №47238
 10.05.2011
Topic about the top of the neighbors from above (how to fight):
10 tips to get rid of, 7 just killed
7 is Become a doctor, start treating your neighbors for free from obesity and bring them to anorexia, they will not be able to melt loudly.

[ + 92 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47237
 10.05.2011
Alex: I read the news: "Topol" Monet sold at auction for $ 22.5 million.."
Color of Summer Night :D
Alex: long wondered who Mona is, and why he sells rockets so expensive

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №47236
 10.05.2011
XHH: The head of the previous DR, our team decided to give a shredder. You should have seen this grown-up and serious, like an uncle, screaming at the phone, laughing and shouting: “Take it off, these shitters gave me a rubbish bowl!”

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47235
 10.05.2011
Everybody has hidden winter clothes. Don’t forget to check your pockets! In the autumn, this money may cost less, and you do not need to buy a new flash )))

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47234
 10.05.2011
The historian of education. The 8-year-old son approached and asked if I had read The Little Prince. In the end, it all turned out to be a lecture on whose side France fought in World War II...Bite me with a stick!!!! to

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №47233
 10.05.2011
Apparently, the Lviv banderists still violated the international ban on human cloning. I simply do not see any other explanation for the increase in the population of these pirates.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №47232
 10.05.2011
What hell is it in hockey?!! to
Get to Ovechkin Gilette!! to

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №47231
 10.05.2011
netl
I was told by Loki at some point during a conversation today.
His mother works as a teacher, and they and colleagues noticed that after some time after the elections they remove several directors in the area, and for some non-serious reasons, which can be applied to anyone at all. They were interested, looked closer at what schools stand out, and noticed that they had the worst statistics on the part of voters for the EP.
by Aimenel
Ogo
netl
I am so surprised:
How can the director influence? After all, it is not the fact that the parents of the students vote in the school, they can not pressure!
They think...
and yes. How can they influence?
Katya is counting. If the statistics are bad...
netl
So the director " loses confidence", we have to believe...

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №47230
 10.05.2011
1 - Drawing
2) Greetings
1) How to repair?
(2) - wallpapers in the room were ripped... it turned out that the walls were holding on the wallpapers...

[ + 51 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47229
 10.05.2011
Costs of tight courtyards
The child plays football, everything is standard: stones in exchange for bars, a transformator bucket as a wall at some gates and... a mattress as a wall at others.

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47228
 10.05.2011
xxx: Today I saw an announcement in the newspaper: "A course of lectures and seminars that will help you stop attending useless seminars and trainings". The cost of the course is 3000 rubles. The phone...
This country cannot be defeated.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №47227
 10.05.2011
xxx:blin sleep like a need, but not hunting... I thought here that it would be good to have a watchman who watched that I would dress according to the weather, eat and go to bed on time))) эх dreams)

Married what do you want? O_O

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №47226
 10.05.2011
Q: Are you really getting married?
YYY: So I think, is it worth it?
XXX: Well you give, so important in the man's detail and not checked?! xd

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №47225
 10.05.2011
and hello! Going out with my daughter, what to wear?
Mother: take a coat, jeans, shoes, etc.
Father : Aha!

10 minutes have passed.

Daddy is dressed. The neck is naked...nothing if I tie my socks???? to

Mom is in shock.

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