A dinner for two:

He: Light, what shampoo are you going to be?
See also: Garnier
He: Okay, I will look for it.
He is fucking...

My favorite education is Kazakhstan.
The cost at the State University, 1 year of study - 220 000 our diners.(All cars are worse than Merin 2008). Buy a diploma of this universe - costs 300,000 our diners.with full documentation, checklist where all sessions are marked, participation in the lists of students for 5 years.
Fuck... let me buy it cheaper... sorry only, knowledge he does not give (

Discover the terrorist attacks. Fast, high quality and cheap.
of Belarus.

I did not think I would write, but my mom is seriously ill and the condition is not improving, please support, your positive energy will help her!

13:51:42: Oh that happiness was :D
13:51:47 What was it?
13:55:03: We launched the sandwashing camera at the shop, no matter what it is. And one of the workers of her service that same day got drunk and fell asleep there, hugged with this sandwasher. He gave an explanation today. "I, such-as-as, such-as number washed the launch of the sandwashing camera for its good work." On the operative morning read, penetrated and decided not to punish it :-D

14:53:43 [OgeccuT] say something like that.. so that the moustaches on the skin go)
14:54:34 [Cristaliz] Gay parade

Medvedev found a way to make drugs on the Internet."

The president is missing.

burzum: I went yesterday with a friend in the elevator, accidentally pressing the elevator call button
Listening to elevator
friend: two meat grills grill, spatial sauce cheese, cucumbers, salad and onion all on a bakery with a mouthpiece!!! to
Elevator (30 seconds of thought) your order is ready!
Tags: I was crying

I bought a carpet with the inscription DANGER!!My husband said I should wear it 5 days a month.

The Prisoner:
We go with the red in the park. In front of her, a young mother cheats her little son. He notices a redhead and threatens his son, saying:
- You will behave badly - that big bald uncle will punish you!
The child smiles in his mouth:
It will not punish!
Why not punish it? Mami is stumbling. Look what a terrible uncle!
"The Terrible Uncle" is pushing the bark with all his strength. The child criticizes his mother:
Uncle is not good, uncle is good. There is a son in our garden. And he kisses him. So 100 if you will behave foolishly, he will punish you!
"The Terrible Uncle" can’t stand and jump out of laughter. The punch mom takes the baby under the mouse and grows in horror.

No, it is not like people.
After drinking I wake up in an unfamiliar place.
I know, with an unknown guy.
Oh yeah, I am...
xxx:Wake up at home, the computer is on, and on the download - the WoW game client
I’d better wake up with my boyfriend.

The action takes place in honey.
Prepod is late for 30 minutes, our already spit into the ceiling - to do a nephig. There is one who pronounces the tirade: "Vasya (prepod) podi is now awake, fries an egg and thinks: here is the fucking, late, no, anyway these fools don't know the farm and don't learn it." At the same time, he says this, sitting at the lecture table and playing something on the phone. At this moment there is a rushing...

A friend called and rushed where to buy her a deflorator. I had difficulty answering her. It turned out that a regular depilator was needed.

From the sims2 forum:
A: The social worker took the child! What to do?
B is Hello! Also also? How to return a family member, but selected by the social service, baby? and husband how to return? Thanks in advance :)
Q: Has your husband been taken by the social service? :D
B: - not my husband I myself pulled out of the house:(Karoche is now visiting, jealous scandals scandal whistle, beats, and I did it (Return his hottu:(
D: No, my husband is just a gentleman. I don’t know about baby.
E: A friend came to me from work, held my child in his arms all night and eventually took it with him, a goat!
F: -A, when I have a social worker I sell the child, sometimes after the sale comes the police.

I have a shell of grenade, it stands above the computer. There are all kinds of bombs behind the grenade.
The younger brother played intense pointblank, and there means when someone throws a grenade, a whispering cry goes into the timchat: “Granate!!!” Well, he plays, I pulled through him for a charge and dropped the mole on the table right in front of him. And at this moment the scream from the columns was like a grenade!!! to
The brother shouting, clashing and falling escaped to another room in another room, explained that he thought that the grenade from the game has flown out.

After the reform, the wages of doctors will rise from 12 thousand to 10 thousand. The"

Yulia
How to feel yourself?

Ivan is
I am still sick:

Yulia
Have fun!

Ivan is
I am sick! :D

Vitiok: If I lived in the same city with AI developers, I would have been sitting for their murder for a long time, and I would have millions of transmitters wearing it.

She says: Badawaam!! to
Is he drunk?
She is: No! I do not drink and do not advise.
He is: and right! Drinking and advising are two bad habits dangerous to health.

The adviser to the president revealed the reason why parents are unwilling to give their children to freezers.