xxx: I can support the power orally
yyy: =))))))))))))))))))))))
XXX is fucking
xxx is moral =)

Packing things for moving to a new apartment, countless boxes of shoes are on the exit:
Why do you need these boxes?! to
I: Mom, it’s the shoes.
Do you go in boxes?! to

Were there only girls? And all of it?! to
In the sauna :P
- sorry) a bunch of naked girls... disgraceful... and no one man) Eeeeh) I would be there (I would be jealous)))))
- Well, I would, if you were there, I would show you the figures and go :P in harems I do not participate =P
How many of you were there?
and 10 =)
And ten of them!! Well... well the figures are like that))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

I'm sitting with a girlfriend in a chat 12 nights I'm telling her
Are you going to be fat?
Eat to see.

Announced by:

"8 March the clinic is working, but will not work"

To us from Moscow comes the theater with the performance "Divorce in Moscow". It is hard to buy tickets...

A man should remember:
The day we met
The day the first date was.
The first time I went to a restaurant.
The day when "and remember I then broke the socks"
The day the first kiss
The first time I had sex.

The male brain is so arranged that it just can’t remember so many dates, and that’s why a man tries to do it all in one day.
c) the light

by Nickname_1:
posted 6-3-2011 06:15 PM
I look at the window, and there the man in the bedroom sleeps, I think the shob does not freeze I call 02, and there no one removes the telephone!)))

by Nickname_2:
posted 6-3-2011 07:44 PM
by 911

by Nickname_3:
posted 6-3-2011 07:52 PM
There is no need to freeze anywhere. You need to take it home and warm it with hot tea.

by Nickname_1:
posted 6-3-2011 08:03 PM
Thank you very much, surprisingly!
The local kids were wearing snow and they couldn’t see it anymore.

She: How much do you take for oral sex?
He: You’re waiting for the answer, it’s free, but no, we’ll do it in 5 minutes. 500 rubles for more than 5 minutes. for free...
She: We agree, you have us more than 5 minutes )))
He: Fuck, I misunderstood... oral sex, it doesn’t necessarily pass... And I understand it doesn’t go far...
She is far away ))

In Perm, strawberries are already 200 p / kg! I wonder, are they already releasing it with ions of gold and silver? % of

I met the man today when he was going home. To note, my height is 197, with sports life pumped. I walk quietly, I don't touch anyone, suddenly I hear - "Hey, I tolerated a cigarette, give it!"
I look, there is a goop, a hat on his forehead, probably only my legs and saw. I didn’t bother, I pulled a cigarette. He lifts up his eyes, pumps them out and gives out, "Yes, no longer brother, I've thrown it up!" I am in o_o

Of all the girls, spambots are the best for me. They write that they miss, love and that I am dear to them.

My friend Skinkhead gave me leather gloves without fingers. I feel heavy, I feel heavy. It turns out that this precautionary wienocha has put a cast there! I’m not afraid to go home late.

I recently came to see my son studying at school in secret from him. I go to the computer office:
The teacher asks:
What is the main tool for working with the computer?
The hands! My son is screaming.
I would more precisely say that...
You are what? No one has been using the head for a long time, it is not fashionable!
Now I am proud of my son.

I came to the tax office, the guard asks who I am, opens the door in front of me and moves forward with a bold step. I sneak after him, along the way thinking that in the tax again jumping with security and customers security now carries to the spot. He opens one door along the way, then another, I follow, then turns to the left (although my inspector is sitting in the room to the right), I automatically think “blin, they’ve been transplanted again.” I turn after him and suddenly I realize that I am in a man’s toilet!

have drunk. I admired her ugly body.

A friend told me:
My boyfriend is allergic. When he is overwhelmed, he is crying. I went to the pharmacy for a puddle and something else.
We approach the seller.
I am so happy, I smile and the guy next to me is crying:
Please give me a pregnancy test and condoms.
The seller was in Houston.

He was sick, I mean. The one between the pelvis and the left leg. One week it hurt, another hurt, went to the doctors. I go to the doctor, tick my finger - here the joint hurts. I felt, looked, said, the joints hurt, your eyes are red - no different chlamydia. A lot of directions. I ran for a month probably, I donated blood, went to the orthopedist, went to the ophthalmologist, went to the health centre in the universe, almost about to take a paid analysis for chlamydia. Everywhere I tick my finger, I say - here the joint hurts. Everyone checks, checks, and understands nothing. A rheumatologist is the best doctor. There were six in the count. And before him, however, came the great truth, which he revealed to me... In this place there is no joint, there are ligaments and they are broken. % of

Our rulers and their people live on the other side of the poverty line.

This was not taken from the inuit, but placed there.
It happened to me an hour ago.
I was on the fifth tram. I stand on the back floor. Behind me is a man from a deep bottom. Looks not dirty, normally dressed, shaved, beards under his nose. Suitable conductor, a young woman aged 25-30. He says that there is no money, she replied that, said, prepare then for the exit, and went to call the driver. Sorry for the wagon. Ordinary situation, I have to say.
I regretted him and quietly swallowed the red - on, I say, you will give her.
Thank you says.
The driver arrives at the stop. You have a ticket, he asks. That guy has no money! The driver took him out of the door. With my red!! to
So my reserve of human love for today is exhausted.