<BILBO> He came first to the office - as if he was not late...

XXX: Curly curls, curly curls, curly curls are curled in the blades!
Why are they not in the hands of decent people?
Because the fools have money on the bigogues,
And with decent people, money is only on fools.
Remember to cut your hair on the weekend.

“We live in the happiest country in the world, and all the other countries envy us...” It’s because if you want to buy dollars, you have to sell them first. Only we are all dissatisfied with the increase in fuel prices, but a month later they are in a row to buy it at this price, because of a new increase... Only in our country decrees are cancelled before they have time to be announced on the news. It is in our country that you can get in jail for a walk on the square, and not get, for a pedestrian attack... We proudly call our country Belarus, and foreigners jealously ask “Where is it?”

There are no lucky suicides. There are suicide losers.

History of the status of the new student:
"I want to eat"
"I want to sleep"
"I want to die"
"I want to sleep"

We are very supportive of Mithri Tolich!
I hope to turn off the light after 22-00. and the law to take the stops tolerated the road to myself was only lighted with iPhones, and if someone goes with a Nokia there type 3310 stops the police pushed them this Nokia in the ass.
Signature: Equal Pocanchiki from Bhutan.

Ohhhhhh Which computers can be talked about with him, if he thought that the speed of the inette depends on the operating memory...

Auto set in the phone 'help' to write a sms... I wanted to write: 'Tomorrow we will go to the barbecue, I will cook meat and you will find a boiler and cups'
came out: 'tomorrow half on the shabbas, happiness bear meat, and you are our boiler and croissants'... I think to send it or not:)

xxx: I was asked here, what do you like modest insidious strawberries?
YYYY: Gorgeous loving goats?

I lie down and read a book. My drinker approaches, embraces me, and whispers to my ear: “You are the most beautiful of me... And it’s not because I drank.”

And you don’t think that Medvedev and Putin used a combination: “A good and a bad president.”

"What happened in Japan cannot happen to us in principle," says Andrei Salnikov, chief engineer of the Rostov nuclear power plant. All security systems worked properly.

When the mobile company MTS came to Uzbekistan, the local population immediately deciphered the abbreviation as:"Me Tukhum Sotaman", which from Uzbek translates as - I sell eggs.

I get from wide pants.
A duplicate of valuable goods.
Fuck you! What I put in power,
After the collapse of the union.

I have seen Medvedev!! I live.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY The translation said ? ? ?
XXX: I looked at it and went into shit.
Such a feeling that this garlic was personal to me, given the fact that all the pavements were washed with shampoo.
YYY: We have such a party) and you joined it.

Diz: Today in the bathroom in the shower saw a guy who was washing with a sponge to wash dishes O_O

xxx: In Norwegian, for example, it is probably called somewhat leverage. Arbrbrum is some...
yyy: Well, maybe they have cocks like that) And in Norway, argrbrumr is also a sound imitation of cocks)

I checked. In most peoples, the coconut speaks "coco", in Norwegian and Icelandic "gyeok".

And only in Latvian she cries "zeguse"!

Talk about the actions of the intelligence services
KIR: Yes, as always, they first catch someone, then find out that they didn’t catch them. Dadaev, he has already been caught eight times, and shot, and blasted him - and he is running alive.
Draconis: Hole, he had to cut his head – he’s a bitter man.

She: You and I are different, for example, I like to watch melodramas, and you like to watch films about aliens.
Don’t call orcs aliens!

OJSC "RosNano" buy from the population of 32 nails and two hundred nails!and :)
by LuoMan