Talk about small dogs
What do you feed your mouse?
WOW: to all
Wow: dog food, soup, flour with meat, vegetables, soft toys, LEGO.

So, my lazy friends, if you don’t throw out the trees, spring won’t come. So be prudent! c) Andreyka63

I understand why I stand up in the morning.
xxx: the system checks all devices before launch

He is the son of the devil.
I work in a building next to the city hall, the building belongs to the government of Moscow, respectively, the premises are rented.
Last year, with the consent of the tenant (read the mayor), all tenants for their money made expensive repairs of all premises, and this summer we are all expelled - because now Sobyanin and his shayka will sit in the building.

xxx: And in general, all of this so-called "2000" problem is full of hernia. They survived and did not even notice the apocalypse did not happen. After all, we are now smart steel, we create problems for ourselves even harder, and in the right place. The clock transfer was cancelled, and computers, mobile phones and all our equipment forgot to warn. We are used to the fact that everything automatically for summer and winter time changes. Then now it will be fun to manually turn the clock back and forth again, old-fashioned so to speak, carefully translated by soulless machines...
WOW: And I have always said that my mechanical clock with the 1963 edition of the clock will still allow nanotechnologies to break through and even with them.

Husband: I open the metal crane in the washing machine. I touch the crane from which the water flows. I touch the stream of water - I get a stroke. Question: What class of physics did I take in the fifth grade?( by

History from the mouth of theatre choreographer. Olga (an intelligent and sophisticated Esthetic) climbs the stairs to her apartment. At the venue smokes, as usual, the naked neighbor. Again you topless smoking Vasily Ivanovich, she pronounces with reproach. The neighbor whispered and replied, “No, I’m "Bond" smoking.

How do people ask stupid questions on Google, bypassing Google itself?

The cat was taken, young, carried around the house as a propeller. Before each closed door, he stops and begins to whisper to let go. My daughter is sitting behind a compass. I hear another demanding "miu" stood up, opened the door, released the cat and knocked him in the trail "Blin, Bars, decide where you need to go. Here with orientation fucking you decide, and you can't solve this question"
Drowned with tea. I sit down and think it’s like talking to a child.

Yesterday, they called from the children's clinic, told to pass the son for fecal and urine tests. We packed everything and put it in a paper bag from McDonald’s in order not to carry it in our hands. This morning I carry tests to the clinic, suddenly a 13-year-old boy runs out of my hand, pulls out a bag and washes in an unknown direction. You will be surprised!)

<Death> Google is of course a great search engine. I enter the search for images "negroes with long hair". The first picture is a bald white man.

From the comments to the next news about "Revolving in the pursuit":
The militiamen investigating the case of receiving bribery by the militiamen received bribery from the militiamen.

The video call:
Video call from your interlocutor

The video call:
You rejected the call.
Vl@d: I can’t answer you. I am naked =)
Olya: I am too!! to
Vl@d: That’s what I should have done before I call O_O

You may have come from a monkey, but I have the grip of a panther, the heart of a lion, the trick of a fox, the wisdom of a frog, and the appetite of a tiger.
The Chicken Brain.

XXX: How did you spend the weekend?

Great - in bed

X: with Anton or it just rolled out?

yyy: with fever and cough

YYY: And you know, they’re so passionate guys that I’ll probably be with them tomorrow.

xxx: I am in love
ChaynikUA: bugga... so you need it

XXX: Just out of the soul
XXX: found there "gel for shower"
XXX: The bottle was signed: "Blitz + Double Volume"
XXX: Looking forward to the effect.

Lesson of writing.
Theme of Mat.
1st "Blaze" as the interdomain is written with T.
Fuck, how did you get here?! to
"Blazy" in the meaning of "woman of easy behavior" - through D.
Did she give you? and no. And I do not. That is fucking!! to
This is a necessary differential detail.
2nd In the direct lexical meaning of the word "huy" or applied to the direction of movement of the object is written separately.
You would go on the fucking, Vasya, with your raciproposals.
And fish to eat, and to sit on the fox.
In the function of the dialect, synonymous with "total", "final" and so on, "nahuy" is written jointly.
Cover the diaphragm.
Get away from the road.
The function of the particle is also fused.
What is the difference?? to
In cases of uncontextual use, the rules continue to apply. We assume the direction of movement - we write separately.
Where did you send me?
In the fucking!
by sr.by :
We’re going to listen to Bach today.
and naked!
Three When addressing one person: your mother. To several faces: your mother. Polite to your mother.

Dialogue on the forum about the new air simulator "Battle for Britain" (BOB or BZB)

xxx: A lot of incomprehensible in settings, does not work "hop out with a parachute". But I tried it on earth, maybe that’s why. To be precise, landed in the Thames, under the bridge wanted to fly, grabbed the wing of the water and splashed, and I can not leave the plane. By the way, the plane did not go to the bottom, maybe there was little?
YYY: the plane did not go to the bottom because there is so much on the bottom of such clamps that there is nowhere to sink.

I cannot be silent:

The Saturday evening. I go into the store. Buy seeds for the movie. The cashier girl looks at me and with sympathy in her voice says:"You’re watching a movie again?"

Shall be! I translate from female to human – she wants you to get to know her. Dare to. It is spring :)