The cat spit at me with dry food. The cats are spitting. 2) For what?

Q: How do you like it? ) ) *
Noah, okay, I like it.

The Peders! - they shouted to the Omonov pirates when they were dragged into the bus... pirates! The border guards shouted to them when they were prevented from beating the pidoras. All the passers shouted to them, rushing into the subway... the gay parade took place.

X: I went to a forum through Google.
XXX: I am there admin.

I’m such a botan that when my parents come in, I close Delphi and pretend to rest.

The best tanks are Russian. They look great from all angles against the backdrop of the sights of any city in the world.

Life passed by, and I didn’t even say hello to her.

About how in the Italian airport aircraft on a roll or airplanes with buses collide - this truck is known. But there’s a harsher story, “Catch me if you can.”

A Swedish man from Stockholm named Thomas Salme loved airplanes and played the game.
Microsoft Flight Simulator. Once he discovered the SAS training center in the embassy. He called there, said he was an unemployed pilot and he was given a one-time flight on an aviator to avoid losing his skills. Thomas made friends with a service engineer from the center, who gave him the training machine at night when no one was there. There were manuals on several aircraft in the cabin, he copied them. I studied in this trainer by manuals and the method of trial and error for several months.

One day he learned that the Italian airline Air One had a pilot job and he submitted an application for it. Fake a Swedish pilot license - without registration, without seals. He was invited to take trial flights at two challenging airports in Lampedusa and Reggio Clábria, which he successfully passed. This was his first flight. In Lampedusa, he sat down with one unworking engine, which hit a bird. The license to check in the company did not guess. He was taken as the second pilot on a passenger plane. moved to Milan.

Three years later, he became KFC. He has been driving passengers for 13 years. March 2, 2010 in
He was arrested by Dutch police before leaving Amsterdam. They were accused that Thomas had a late license and she had no right to drive passenger aircraft. When they found out he had no license at all, he was locked in a cell for two weeks and thought what to do about it. He was threatened with six years in prison. Cases in which it would endanger passengers have not been detected throughout its history. They were fined 2,000 euros and banned from flying for one year. for
For 13 years, he changed 3 airlines, flying about 11,000 hours.

The prohibition period is now either over or ends. It seems like he is not flying anywhere yet.

Do you not find it strange? Jiguli Grant came out, and the check-up was immediately cancelled.

I can read my thoughts.
I borrowed with my stupidities.
Q: Do you not believe it?
WOW : No! What am I happy thinking about?
You think I’m a dude.
Fuck, and you won’t argue.

Anastasia Logachev
The stomach of the cat is no more than a finger, and how it will, you will not believe.
58 minutes ago

Alexander the Cat
The evil languages.

When a word emphasizes half a word in red, you understand that you are printing something smart.

Comments to Netbook.

XXX: a gift to a friend, the current is not blue colored

yyy: I also had the first thought was about the girl - to give her, but then I remember that I recently bought a good netbook))

With this memory, you will soon buy her a second.

YYY: Just the first thought was that he’s great for a girl, and with memory everything is like the norm)

XXX: Are you so sure? What did you eat for breakfast yesterday?

Yyy: I roasted 3 eggs with 2 slices of bacon, ate it with 2 pieces of white bread, drinking coffee with cream. I wanted to eat snacks with a glass of green tea, but decided to take it with me)))
I don’t think you really worried about it.)

xxx: What was the name of the man who played the fourth violin in the third row of the London Symphony Orchestra between 1924 and 1927?

Tagged: Johan Lvovich

XXX: The Dog

Years go by... Previously, looking at the Simpsons, he associated himself with Bart, now years later, with Homer...

Half an hour ago I bought ice cream "etalon", and it is written in large letters, which is made according to the recipe of 1960.
I decided to read the content and saw there E 471, E 412, E 410 and E407. I immediately got the question: is the refrigerator No. 1?

He walked out of the entrance with a quick step and decidedly headed to the garbage container. In one hand he had a cigarette, the other he tightly compressed the thin trunk of the tree. Dry and dry, she resembled a chicken. The passers looked at him surprised, many smiled, but his face remained impatient.
It was on the 28th of May...

The best definition of military paint I’ve ever heard is: “In the army, all that hasn’t had time to get rid of it is put in this shit.”
Sir Zabb, escavator

Title: A guy in the army. Dembele in 20 days. I wait.

When will your parents be home?
I: Have they ever bothered us?
He is: Well...
Should I evacuate the area? O_O
He is:...

DoubleDJ: I was at a Kaspersky seminar.
DoubleDJ: The promoter asks: "What kind of protection are you using?
DoubleDJ: Who’s out of the room issued: "We don’t use protection – feelings aren’t the same..."

Metallopocalypse is when you are given coins in a bus with five thousand.