From some forum, discussion of Cunnilingus:

1st First, before direct contact, your partner should carefully shave everything and treat this place with a column.
2nd Do not take this activity in a bad mood or inappropriate mood. Otherwise, you may just get stunned.
Three And finally the third, the last. You have to trust her as yourself. Is there little that can be in the mind of a woman? There are often cases when she breaks her partner’s neck when his head is between her legs.

... and in general, you should shave in advance, not dumb before sex!! to
But you’re also cracked, your face is itching mill.

All people are actors, only their fees are different.

The founder of the largest store chain Woolworth and the inventor of food prices and supermarkets found a true insight that allowed him to raise millions. A shy and upset young man from the village at the age of 21 was arranged as an assistant seller in a small store. At the time, the price of the goods in the shops placed on the shelf behind the seller was not indicated. The seller "on the eye" determined the buyer's solvency and named his price. Then the buyer either traded or left. The poor Frank did not know at all and was very afraid to invite buyers, praise the goods, and trade. He was so scared that one day he even fainted right during work. As a penalty, the store owner left him trading alone for the whole day, threatening that if revenue was less than the usual daily, he would fired him.

Before opening the store, Frank attached to all the goods a paper with the lowest possible price (a prototype of the modern pricer). He placed all the goods deposited in the warehouse on a huge table, attaching a sign with the inscription "All five cents." He placed the table near the window so that the goods and the sign could be seen from the street. And trembling of fear, he began to wait for buyers, hiding behind the counter.

All the goods were sold out in a few hours, and the revenue per day was equal to a week. Buyers, holding the goods in their hands and seeing the price written on it, gave money without trading.

Frank left the owner, borrowed money and opened his shop. In 1919, Woolworth's empire consisted of a thousand stores, and Frank's personal fortune was approximately 65 million.

Lessons of Sexual Education.
Teacher: Children, we are beginning to study an interesting subject. Very soon in our class, boys will be interested in girls, and girls will be interested in boys.
“Maria Ivanovna, can those who are already fucking go to play football?

It’s good to work in an intimate salon... It’s also possible to legally pin the whole day... the range! and :)

If you are a good girl, I will teach you bad things.

Payment cards "Megaphone" 15 years in the market of guitar mediators!

"Do not squeeze your fingers!"
Here I have always been interested in how it is possible to cheat, in small holes of the rosette to squeeze thick, cheat, human, cheat, fingers?! to

See also: Capec. I decided to start a healthy lifestyle. Today I got up early, did the exercise, all according to the rules... and then went to bed again

Dreams are burning. Today was the penalty of Ale Pugacheva. She jumped in the corners and felt how badly the penalty beats today.

It was summer, or morning, or clouds, or day,
Or wind, or evening, or rain, or shadow.
It was early, or autumn, or month, or wood,
When will I let go of this damn grass?

Electronic exhibition in Moscow. The Sony stand. there-here rides a large robot type r2d2, but fashionable.
What is it?
and a robot.
What is useful to him. The Function?
With a breath, he rides.

The gravity on the sofa is much higher than on the rest of the earth’s surface.

is sick. I went to a reception, which I do very rarely.

You have a normal temperature.
A bad self-esteem.
I cannot leave the hospital.
And God is with him, I’m not about it at all.
Do you need a hospital?
I already called my managers, warned that I would miss a few days.
Somehow you are too simple.
My leaders have no doubts about my honesty.
I’ll send you a hospital.

I wonder why you came?

I immediately suspected something wrong. After my mom’s meaningful phrase a week ago: “I looked at Dr. House a little yesterday, and you know... Nothing... I want good food and clean underwear again!”( by

From comments to the news on mail.ru about the President’s ban on mobile phones and calculators at the exam...
xxx: Question: And many people know how to use lagoremic linen and how it looks?
YYY: What is an Orphek Ambulance? How will she look? How to use her? Per a vocabulary is better than a logarithmic line?

Uranium enriched
Reviews of buyers:

I took yesterday. Very high quality. As the saying goes, one head is good, and two is better.

I bought it as a gift to my mom. Now the cakes are not only delicious, but also beautiful - with a pleasant lighting! My mom shone of happiness!

- Here are you shit - I bought it all, now I got stuck in 2011. What should I do with my Delorean? Does anyone have a piece? I need only 700 grams... as I return in 1985 to the bill the agreed amount, interest for 26 years will be my gift.

She: Write me a beautiful word embodying me in Spanish - I choose a nick in the same network
He is shit.
And what about translation?
He: well, like a shit... how would you describe it... can be translated as a small picturesque hill, can be as an indefinite image.. in general symbolizes union with nature and the spirit of nature=)
She says: wow thanks!
He (on his own nose, not in the chat): Well, what am I like a man like that...

And the Supreme Mufti, who proposed to replace the cross on the crown of the eagle of the Russian emblem, must remember that we and Kazan, took and Astrakhan took and the Crimea fought, and therefore half a moon on the Russian emblem can only appear in the cows of the Russian emblem!

Botan in a Cravat