From someone:

I come home somehow, angry, tired - the mood is just for killing a passing person. Here, as on my order, a couple of clear boys approach me, say, to smoke? I really had a package of Parliament thin with me – the lady of the heart asked to buy. I do not think very much (I still hear the baking – it will be a morrow), I give him these same slugs. The guy, obviously somewhat upset that he is given this, takes a cigarette, and smokes. My mood rose immediately.

The second type, looking at the smoking comrade, gives:
Do you smoke like your grandmother? – There was such a range of surprise and disgust on his face – how, his clear friend smokes babba sighi!
The first broke:
Who did you call your grandmother? - I was immediately forgotten, and the hoppers self-forgottenly scattered between themselves.
Needless to say, I came home in a very good mood.

Attention to!!! to
All of the courses!! You are obliged to have a group list and give it to each teacher!!!! to

In the middle of white day...

I am the most ordinary!
Yyy: All people are unusual
XXX: I’m not like everyone else.

From Contact:

WOW :
The future mothers. I invite you to participate in the photo project as a model!!! In the face

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I want to be a future mother, participation in the photography guarantees pregnancy?

XXX is
I haven’t been joking for over a day.
YYYY
This fucking Niibazzo is valuable information for me.
YYYY
well x z
YYYY
Maybe the black car will come, load you up and get you infused.
YYYY
How much? I asked him how much he didn’t fuck.
YYYY
And once you know.

A couple of months ago, we had an original DP in the city. The news covered the incident as follows:
"The tram that lost control, struck 11 cars"
Summary of half of the comments:
"Thanks!"

Do you want to feel like a sapphire? Clothes for a sleeping baby.! to

XHH: Can you tell if Bilayna has network resources besides the beologists?
There are, in addition to biologists there are also physegis, motemategis and chemegis.

By March 8 bought flowers and placed in the server room (+16), today got:

The chats are cold.
ADMIN: They are still dead.

I admire my wife:
Sunny, you just don’t know what color you get! It further emphasizes your beauty, the radiance of your bottomless eyes.
Answer: "A said he wasn’t drunk yet..."

P.S. You’ve been surprised by the son again.
FroLi: So what’s there again? ?
She sat and looked at Galileo.
Pomidorko: There was a story about penguins, well, I take and walk by "I also want a penguin"
Pomidorko: Today I come from work, as usual, I sit in front of the computer.
What is Linux?
Ugo, he is the same! It would be so good to put it on his computer, so he didn't push it all. And my PC and his, in addition to my worker’s note=(
FroLi: The evil moment will come out of it.

The Medical Universe:
A woman over 50 years old, my son gave me cable TV, 200 channels. Well, I once turned it on, and there... Two men are having sex. I was curious, I looked. She learned only one thing: the black member is even blacker than he himself"

Girls are like buses, then no one, then three at once.
YYY: Yes, and you don’t know which to enter.

I: Do you remember I told you about a guy I like? So, today at the lecture he was sitting with another girl, chatting with another girl and, the worst of all, dressed up and left with another girl. But he is always looking at me! What, what could this mean?
What, when he’ll fuck her, he’ll think of you.

Stanislav: Are you free? : D
Oleg: Married
Stalin: I am sorry (

Once at sea, perfectly attached through the bench on the run, a young miracle qualitatively ripped his hip. decently so. Naturally in the head of the 17-year-old lobotrases was born a brilliant plan to save the wounded
1. to fall
Sleeping with cigarette ashes
Closing the traveler
4 is ? to
5 is Profit to!! to
But by the evening the victim suddenly had a fever! Now, it is all banal. I found the phone, called an ambulance. When the two nurses saw this shit packed with dirt and dirty ashes, they grabbed in their voices and asked:
I wonder how you haven’t thought about it yet?

How long do you keep silent, and the mint will not be born again.

Requesting and requesting documents.
I am : - Mr. Police and what happened)))
He said, “How clever you are! You can die! The happy path. The dissatisfied went

from ZH:

My son asks today.
- Mom, check the undisputed "o" in the word "gowns" need the word "gowns"?
Why is this for you?
We were asked in literature to write an essay "How beautiful is this world".

My dream is to teach some silly and unnecessary subject to the children and grandchildren of their present schools.