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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №56064
 07.11.2011
Fuck, I suffer every time. Open your eyes or not.
Do not shut your eyes! They hope for you!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №56063
 07.11.2011
Why don’t we lose weight when we think? At the same time, when I study or work a lot, I always really want to eat.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Do not eat simultaneously.
Zzz: Cookies are not food!
Yyy: Ahha :)) Package of fats - pounds of fat on the ass!
Zzz : No! No is! The dark side cannot be so insidious!!! to

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №56062
 07.11.2011
Andrew: We are promised for Tuesday -21
The weather is whispering
Andrew: whispering "valley fuck in New Zealand guy, fuck you these frosts"

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №56061
 07.11.2011
<Asha`monkey> I went to the beach once. With two friends. When we got there, they started kissing each other.
<Asha`monkey> Then when I tried to join them they were such "Aga, straight shats".
<Asha`monkey> Sugar.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №56060
 07.11.2011

The term "black hole", as unpolitically correct, is proposed to be replaced by "afro-hole".

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №56059
 07.11.2011
I: The cat takes back the couch at night, takes the sausage and cheese out of the sandwich in the daytime, steals and hides things. Who did I raise?! to
Whom, whom, whom, whom, whom and whom, whom and whom, whom and whom!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №56058
 07.11.2011
Grandfather went to a sanatorium in Gelendzhik, settled him in a room with an ancient old man, a former military. There is a strong north-east blowing all the time, so it is impossible to get out anywhere. On the third day the old man asked to be removed from his grandfather. When asked about the reasons, he replied:
- Just that man is snoring so much that last night I remembered the capture of Königsberg...
This is the fucking (

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №56057
 07.11.2011
from Google

The guest :
What are two things I can do to improve my life?

Who needs to:
1st Don’t worry.
2nd be happy.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №56056
 07.11.2011
Romance ends when you realize that it agrees to give and so, without care.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №56055
 07.11.2011
Zadarov said honourable!! You wore me off of joy!!! to
Hello to you, Igor. Have you eaten vodka today?
How do you count me forever???? to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №56054
 07.11.2011
- I am very interested in whether it is possible to determine by the appearance of the poop if this poop had anal sex.)
And in the face of the mouth, it was mysterious :)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №56053
 07.11.2011
A sick child. The wife sends to the pharmacy to buy some vegetable "N" for children (I don't remember the name) Going to the pharmacy, I realized that it's not so it's all just going to be.
I: Hi, please "N" for kids.
Cash: syrup or candles?
The moment I think, I understand that the instructions from the sweet are incomplete, I get a mobile. As long as the cloves go, the cashier carefully continues: if the syrup, clarify with an orange or raspberry taste.
Should I take candles or syrup?
The woman candles.
I am on the machine: with an orange or raspberry taste?

My wife is stuck, I am hysterical :)

[ + 82 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56052
 07.11.2011
Believe the sad experience, do not pull the keys out of the elevator, especially if you are in a hurry home. The gap between the elevator and the site is narrow, but it’s enough (((

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №56051
 07.11.2011
XHH: Our undergraduate in computer science was completely touched. I set the house to try the archives and then provide her with a report with detailed data, which archiver is the best.
Wow, do you know which archiver is the best?
XHH: What is it?
The hydraulic press :D

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №56050
 07.11.2011
D: Write a quote like this :) so that my body is so pleasant and my heart echoes :)
The defibrillator

[ + 83 - ] [11 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56049
 07.11.2011
If you write an order numerical using numbers and letters, then you need to write:

"5-year-old" (Can not: "5-year-old")
"5th", "2nd" (Can not: "5th", "2nd")

In particular, you can not write a quantitative numerical in the format "5". If it is quantitative, it simply writes one number without any "t", because it itself is read as "five".

This is another scream of the soul.
If everyone doesn’t see it, I’ll kill somebody.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №56048
 07.11.2011
I'm to my boyfriend: let you walk with me, let's go to the store, buy me a facial tonic)
The friend of the guy is the same: Hm, what a questionable quest.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №56047
 07.11.2011
Go to Pop!
Okay, I’ll remind you before I go to sleep.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №56046
 07.11.2011
The guy went fishing with a friend, calling five times a day, and, frankly, he had already made phone calls. Another call, another story for half an hour... I can’t stand it, please:"Give the phone to Cole (friend) for a minute". I handed over the phone, and I asked a friend:"Kol, please give it there!"Kola:"You will then return it to me?"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №56045
 06.11.2011
I read on a news site:
Chilean scientists have established that at this stage of development of technology humanity is not able to teleport to long distances.
I have only two questions about this –
1) Is it true?! to
2) Is it possible for neighbors?! to

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