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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №45064
 27.03.2011
I am plagued by blurred doubts.
Judging by the description of the average programmer (beard, sweater, stunned look, stunned look...), our courtyard bomb Valera is a programmer! Or by O_O!! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №45063
 27.03.2011
The Ordinary State will meet the People-Virgin

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №45062
 27.03.2011
From mailing on the Windows installation forum:
A check on "Validity" is going on?
Swedish translation into rural Slavic
XHH: Check whether your system is not stolen from the church, but purchased in Lara "Operational systems"

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №45061
 27.03.2011
Is it possible to consider falling on the ice by applying cold to the sick spot?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45060
 27.03.2011
Discussion on the phone of some new card for the game on the network:
XXX: Short rifle on the veranda, grenade gun in the barracks.
YYY: You know, if the line is listened, then they are already following us.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №45059
 27.03.2011
I go through the park. He lifted his head up, and there was a white tree. And so I was pleased. I think I will share the joy. I call my sister and declare, “I’ve seen the whitebox!” and the sister, after 3 seconds of silence, replied, “Huevo.” We need to stop drinking..."

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №45058
 27.03.2011
From Internet correspondence of a student (C) with a scientific director (N.R.) is :

N.R: Imai, Sorokina, in mind
What’s up until now (the naive!) I await the plan!
Do not turn your head,
Yes, I’m waiting for the course!

C: I write you a rhythm in response,
As there was no plan, so not.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45057
 27.03.2011
Today I was convinced that alcohol is really dangerous to health.
X: Yesterday I was swollen in the sticker...I don’t remember anything.
xxx: but judging by the Yandex’s open page with the “nuclear bomb with its own hands” request, it was very fun.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №45056
 27.03.2011
A couple of cars are being repaired.
When will you clean them?
I: After 2 minutes and anal sex, what?
No matter what, let them lie.
They roared together for a long time.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №45055
 27.03.2011
School, driving and the city. The instructor(s) and the student(s) are:
Ready for the city, learned the rules? =) is
A: What are they? ^ ^ ^
(A) O_O

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №45054
 27.03.2011
Sometimes it seems to me that fate is not just laughing at me, but beating in hysterical rust :-(

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №45053
 27.03.2011
My Uncle of the Honest Rules
When I didn’t joke
He put the cliché on himself.
Then I couldn’t pull it out :-/

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №45052
 26.03.2011
Talk about the Android girl:
ACCETRIN: She would be the smartest.
Accelerator: The best one.
Aksetrin: And I would be absolutely sure of it.
Kane: Then you come home, and she sleeps with the toaster.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №45051
 26.03.2011
Anton: cards, chips, roulette - what is this gambling?
Quinn : Nothing. Cards are small machines with a gasoline engine "Friendship", shards are swords, and roulette is a means to measure length.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №45050
 26.03.2011
Comments for 9600 r.

I listened to these headphones for 3 weeks, my penis grew by 4 cm!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №45049
 26.03.2011
Alexey: the white port wine, and especially the Krasnodar spill, is like
Have you seen the movie Avatar in 3D?
See also: AGA
Alexis : Oh well! It is also the same, but 10 times cheaper and without glasses.

[ + 76 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45048
 26.03.2011
and you. (23:48:49 22/03/2011)
Soon the clock is turned, I forgot.

I am (23:49:04 22/03/2011)
No is. The last time

and you. (23:50:19 22/03/2011)
by Dada. Even if we tell the kids something sad, they won’t believe it.

I (23:54:45 22/03/2011)
I already imagine an old pearl, I sit in a gravitational chair, on the knees of a cosmic fiber plate, an optical fiber lens with a 300-fold magnification in my eyes, in front of me grandchildren and grandchildren play with a refractory stereoscopic timebot, and I with a chilling voice (not lubricated artificial lungs, which replaced my usual, cancer-affected) say 'from the youth went. Yes, I...I was in your years shooting clocks twice a year'

and you. (23:55:20 22/03/2011)
"oh, again the grandfather begins to cheat"

I (23:57:22 22/03/2011)
' It is all a mess. The fork on the frontal lobe of the brain was updated?' ' updated. Not to compile. The programming brain rejects everything that is written not through the ass'

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №45047
 26.03.2011
HHH
Soon I will get out of the Insta ;)
WOWU
A tail or a tail?
HHH
The Tail
WOWU
So close it, you are mine.
HHH
I am not your Nihua.
WOWU
so close his problematic ubiquitous fat hunky with a bunch of complexes and without a future
WOWU
= * *

[ + 76 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45046
 26.03.2011
XXX is easy to distinguish.
If you see the Iroglyph and think
xxx: "squeezed clothes"
This is Hiragana.
xxx: if you think "the cornerstone"
XXX is a catacomb
xxx: if thinking "bl*t fact my brain what a h*rna"
This is Kanji.
XXX: Stopped

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №45045
 26.03.2011
Spring has come, the kidneys on the trees are swollen, the endorphin is in the air.Close the boron and go with us in the raid - we lack people.

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