We have been together for six months. Three girls. The situation is shit.
Garbage and Mandarin skins.
One day I shouted: TARAKAN!!!! to
We are all three sitting with our feet on the chairs.
There are the following proposals:
Remove the bed from the walls.
Put the legs of the beds in the water beds.
Buying poison
No one remembers the order
Then the panic begins because, I quote, a friend told me that a cockroach could get into the ear.
further - worse, I quote " and she also said that they climb the walls at night on the ceiling and jump from there"
The curtain.

Dear... did you not get tired of this humour in your address, maybe it is time to learn about what is happening in the country not from Twitter and Facebook, after all, you are not building a farm in contact, and we, the inhabitants, are far from bears in the bench.

A compelling request to the moderators, forgive)))

Prepod studying the list of students on a pair:.. apparently this list was made before the invention of the alphabet...

by Anton
In a porn video, she poured something into the wine while she drowned.
DuriGdimko
The intrigue which
DuriGdimko
What will he do with her later?

There are rumors that watching movies in stereo glasses is harmful to the eye. Who will say what about this?
yyy: this problem was already discussed on the forum, there was an article that someone there after watching 3d after 3 days died of instinct...
Zzz: I read that someone died as soon as he wore those glasses!
Qqq: And I heard on the radio that someone died when I heard that there were such glasses at all...
WWW: And I’ve heard that it’s harmful to sit in front of a monitor...
Someone told me we would die anyway.

I’m listening to metal here, the neighbors started to binge. Minutes after 2-3 they began to strike in a tactical stroke))
We are involved!)

I go on the street with a friend, to meet a girl with an affective figure.
Girl, if I had such legs, I would walk on my arms.
Girl: If you had such legs, you would have been fucking like me...

RDC

Do you remember that saying?
Which one?
-"Bobbies remain in the capital"....
- O_O... The idiot! Well rewarded by the story *ROFL**ROFL*

We brought new cabinets. The doors are folded inside for safety. Doors with magnets. The knife is scary, it is scratching.
Slay came, looked for half a minute, said you, straight like non-Russian, went into the sorting and returned with VANTUZO.

I hate, I hate it. I hate toys. I hate.
WOW: What is that?
I went to her today, she had no one at home...sitting on the floor, watching a movie. Everything, romantic, I start kissing her, in a thrill of passion we roll on the carpet. And... I, an idiot, touch with my hand a healthy railway station from the designer of her younger brother (10 years old), at one of the buildings a bearing column falls off... my, with square eyes, the expression of complete horror on the face: “Blyin, he is killing me!“He goes up and starts collecting details.
After half an hour, it became clear that the nicherta would not come out, we are looking for instructions.
In general, as long as we did the instructions, as long as we restored this foolish station, her parents came!!! to

He: And when you’re pregnant, will you make a T-shirt "the baby inside of me"?
She: =) No... "I am for two"
He: Ok, I have agreed

I work in an ambulance. The reason for the call: "Bite the cockroaches".

When I wake up, there is no temperature. It usually rises closer to the evening. Solved the problem - took and woke up in the evening, there is no temperature.
Fuck, I am the cleverest.

From the French website:

This kind of thing happened to me at the school, at the school.
I go with a friend to buy a tie. There are such sets on the shelves - a shirt with a tie, fun. We choose.
Here comes the grandfather of 70 years and asks, "Girls, how much is this set in dollars?
Well, we, the latter, we assume (the course then, 95 years):
Twelve pounds, grandfather
He worshiped:
In my time, 2-3 bucks were worth it!
We are, of course, under the plintus of Ophigenia!! Then I asked my grandfather, “When?” How is?
He answers so seriously:
“I was driving convoys from San Francisco to Vladivostok during the war. One night, a Japanese submarine torpedoed us. Well, the dog is full, the dry cargo to the bottom, save who can! I was caught with mercoses, and I immediately got a glass of whisky. The gram 200. I and Bowie! Mercury as an officer! "Strong man!" they say.

My grandfather interrupted, and I repented: - What is the tie here?! to

And he said, “Fig knows it! Just with San Francisco in the 43th they stood 3 backs.

Risk is noble. And even necessary. As one of my acquaintances said, playing cards - who does not risk, they do not ride in the trunk!

I read the marriage signs, encountered the following: If your firstborn suddenly gets seriously ill, you need to put on the wedding suit and as if to sit in it on the child, saying at the same time: "Which place she gave birth, such and healed. It is true.” The poor children, o

M brought the salary with five thousand papers.

Q: Can I see it? (They are expecting ) Let us have some ritual with them to increase wealth!
M: Ritual... photocopying?

The soul is not the face, you can’t make plastic!

The castles were big.
The 1961 year. The summer. The holidays. A military ship from India arrives in Odessa port with a friendly visit. Indian marines are sent to the shore for dismissal.
At this time, in Odessa itself, somewhere near the port, a little boy cries his mother small coins to exchange for foreign coins. He collects a collection of old and foreign coins and just can not miss such an opportunity to exchange for a collection of new coins. His mother would give him five, ten, fifteen copies. At the end, probably, perceiving the seriousness of the moment, he gives his son another fifty copies. And here, he quickly runs out of the gate, turning toward the historic center of the city, where, he knows, meetings and fairy coins are waiting for him. The hand involuntarily turns the ringing coins in his pocket.
He was very lucky today. After leaving two quarters from his home, he encountered a troubled foreign mariner. The Hindu was tall, in all white, welcomingly smiling.
Change, said the boy, stretching his blood on his palm for exchange. The Hindus leaned, looking at the contents of the child’s palm. I took a handful of coins out of my pocket and sat down. They were unusual and therefore attractive. Some coins resembled chamomile, others square with a hole in the middle.
The boy immediately began to offer options. The smallest, his five kopecks, he offered for a copper Indian. 10 for a square with a hole.
Twenty for a chamomile with a three-headed tiger. A half remains. And here, he saw among the glare of the petty to the pain familiar Soviet metal ruble. The decision had not yet matured in his head, but his hands had already offered the sailor to exchange our penny for the ruble. The Hindu went out. What happened seemed to have made him very happy. He kicked the boy on his shoulder and offered to walk with him into the city center.
His feet pulled the boy to Tyrus. At the time, Tyr was a rare entertainment for children and is therefore extremely desirable. It was located in the basement of the well-known street in Odessa. He was shot with small-caliber guns and rifles. There was also a bullet "Maxim", possibly for beauty. The bullet cost a rage of money – 10 kopecks, that is, a kopecks more than a milk ice cream. The sailor gave the boy a ruble. He boldly walked to the seller and put the money on the bench with the words: “Uncle, ten bullets, please.” After counting the bullets, he asked, "Where have you learned to speak Russian so well?" "I am Russian," the boy was frightened, taking the bullets from the stand.
I was six years old. In the summer, under the sun on the beach, I became like
and Maugli. I don’t remember how we broke up with a sailor from far away India. But his warm attitude toward me, his kind laughter of childish tricks, along with his coins, have remained with me to this day.

The end of the shelf life of the yogurt means that the bifidobacteria have moved to the side of evil.