Let’s order pizza and fuck it!! to
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XXX is not? Do you like pizza?? to

Life succeeded if you do not ask for it more often, but for you!

My grandfather, the kingdom of heaven, had a cube of incredible size.
(German shepherd) somewhere from a small body. Good, stupid and positive. He had a volley, where the dog was driven, if it was necessary to go from street to house, the rest of the time he wandered empty in the courtyard.
The time passed, Kobe became smarter (not only did he not get trained, but did not walk with him).
In the family there was a young filling, a wheelchair with a small began to be carried out on the veranda to sleep in the fresh air. From the dog was flanked with a moving door with a hook.
In fact, here is the story itself.
The family is large, on the New Year's holidays decided to glue peelmen (up to six adversaries), which were placed on the veranda for freezing. And the doors were not closed, or the cowboy became smarter and dropped the hook.
In general, this mocked cheerful idiot with a huge stomach lay on the porch, could not get up, complainingly bowed. There were empty enemies around. Grandfather lost the gift of speech and mentally vowed not to feed this cattle for a month, but rather two. Here, the kobel began to scratch the foot of the old comodo, which stood on the veranda. The grandfather softened, sat down on the cribs and began to lick the dog on the tight belly, innocently mothering, saying as if not exhaling from the bite, painful.
Here the grandfather looked up, stood up sharply, gave the dog a good pinch, spit and went into the house.
Kobe didn’t just scratch the commodity. The last two petals fell under him and the dog tried to pull them back.

The President of Russia promised that soon will appear in all rural houses
The Internet. Thanks to it, people will be able to quickly know when they will have gas, hot water, heating and sewerage.

You have curved legs.
Where are they guilty?! to
XXX: in the arms

Some girls are excited in men with beautiful bodies, and they enjoy them.
Some girls are excited in men's thick wallets, and they use them.
And I’m excited by the intelligence of men, so I fucking their brains.

On packages of cigarettes should be written not "Smoking kills", and "Happy people do not smoke". That’s what I understand, that’s demobilization, that’s a reason to think.

Question: Who do you think is the fastest guitarist in the world?
One of the comments: The fastest guitarist is Grigory Ledencov-Butylkin from VIA "Krochobory"(D.Talulaevo)!He ran a hundred meters along with the guitar "Ural" in 8.9 seconds,when he snuffed from the mints!

We had a new year morning for the kids at work. My colleagues played different roles. The role of snowmen and Yaga babies took lean employees, and the roles of snowmen remained quite large actresses. And now the morning has passed, and one of my acquaintances asks a child:
Who did you remember in the morning?
The child answers:
Snowmen and Baba Yaga.
The mother whispers to the child:
What about the snow?
The child :
Oh yeah, and three swarms!!))

The police law comes into force on 1 April. The Police Academy is waiting for continuation.

11th1

I am going to write a composition on three sheets on the subject"the painting on the left pants of the shredder",to come up with in 5 seconds the four-steps on a given topic and a lot of such a shredder, but I can't imagine how to wander through the pyramid passes the ellipse scattered by a parallel pipeline

The Resurrection. The morning. I am going to work. Everyone is sleeping, the telephone is not on. I know someone online.
Mish, good morning How many degrees on the street?
YYY: I don’t know, I am drunk.

I wonder what it feels like to fuck Putin’s daughter. Just like a whore into absolute power.
Ordinary grandmother fucking - beauty to bleat. I went to the balcony to smoke. And then - finished, went out on the balcony - "Yes, I fuck you all in the mouth!!!And lightning from the sky as in Gorce.

Period of writing the diploma. With the principled scheme of the device there were problems, I called a familiar boy to visit to help. The time is two o'clock at night, it is no longer interesting to sit behind the compass, especially on the horizon so seductively stands the couch. I take a piece of leaves:
I go with the theory.
"I immerse myself in the theory", I don’t snore well, but still at the moment it’s more than inappropriate to sleep – a stranger boy sits behind me writing a diploma, and I "smile with the theory". And here I see another color scheme of the device in action and I hear a voice from reality:
Are you sleeping?
Answer "Yes" can not, it will be bad
– No
What are you doing?
The brain begins to shrink, elaborate options and give a brilliant and very adequate response at the time:
I watched the car paint.

XXX: I want to go to Egypt. There the sun, the beaches, the coup is almost over. And we had the frost, the work and the coup had not even started.

from the hubra, theme "Foundations of photography"

The xxx:
Where is the master button on my camera?

YYYY :
Look carefully, Japanese manufacturers label it as “Off”.

Elina (02:44:11 30/01/2011)
When your session ends

\m/ (02:44:28 30/01/2011)
In five years

A Russian man cannot take as much as is appropriate if you can trick a little and take more.

Dialogue with a girl, she throws me a smiley with a kiss

Skyline (23:06:41 29/01/2011)
I want to live

LADY-L (23:07:20 29/01/2011)
Meet with a kiss.

Skyline (23:07:30 29/01/2011)
Where is?

LADY-L (23:07:48 29/01/2011)
on Monday

Congratulations to women. From biblical times, you want to be equal to men. Here you are:"The law "On the police" has been adopted. It is permitted to beat women with bats.
The State Duma on Friday passed the bill "On the police" immediately in the second and third reading. The reform, which the rapporteurs almost compared to the abolition of bondage, suggests that police will be able to beat women.