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[ + 62 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32458
 04.07.2010
YYY: I have 160 kg feet in the room today! I am strong! and :)
xxx: and I sat the caps from the flash, so throwing my fingers, that then searched for half an hour...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32457
 04.07.2010
Smoking_sky : Halo
Tagged with: smoking_sky
Smoking_sky: Are you catching because you catch a lot?
Smoking_sky : where are you??? Could you?? to
Coco is Offline

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №32456
 04.07.2010
xxx: Interesting, and will Zhenya Xushe do the kunny or the fig wait?
YYY: Well, they have everything traditionally. It will be a silver wedding.
Good that it is not for gold. My mouth would be covered with sand.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №32455
 03.07.2010
Q: Are you here?
WOW: Well
I have a day today...
xxx: From the morning, the alien for the flash came, the beer came, well, we drank, there was fucking a little))))
I mean =))))
Then came the deck after the disc with the beast, also with beer...
I mean ? ?
Listen, Sir, don’t you want to come with a beer? and :)
Don’t drop the electricity...
Q: The fourth?
WOW: Called Anya, asked if there is someone at your house today and your address... Well how did I know that you have such a busy day =)))
XH: O_O

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32454
 03.07.2010
nick (06:24:57 2/07/2010)
Damn in these screens Sumerek will find out who are not vampires, the quality is equal to everyone)))

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №32453
 03.07.2010
Dialogue about the upcoming Apple presentation for customers

You can tell me more accurately what it is about.

yyy: new Maki, a review of all shit, other shit

xxx: I am in the invitation letter and I will write

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32452
 03.07.2010
Eighty Dollars [18:37]
I thought I was pregnant.)

[ByLik] [18:38]
Thinking harmful

Eighty Dollars [18:39]
Do you lead a healthy lifestyle?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №32451
 03.07.2010
I sit in the office, the heat is terrible. One of the employees is sitting in a black shirt with a long sleeve, black military trousers and shorts and bats in something.
Why is it not hot? (I am asking you)
Fuck him! (Responding to The Neighbor)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32450
 03.07.2010
During the match Uruguay - Ghana

The Wizards on the Tribunes
The Uruguayans may score, but they will not stand.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №32449
 03.07.2010
today at work one man who resigned in guests came, he and say, such as Petrovich, you like you left, we got married and handed him out, and they "As long as I worked here her husband was not needed"))

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32448
 03.07.2010
XXXX XXXX: what is C disc defragmentation and why is it needed?
Silver_metal: this is a box of paper.
Silver_metal: here you got the paper out of the box, read it, and then there is little space, so you broke it into a couple of fragments, moved where it came in and remembered the place of these fragments, and so on each time (this is how you are strange); in the end, in order to read this paper the next time, you have to gather and put together all these fragments.
Silver_metal: Time is lost because of this if the file (i.e. paper) is heavily fragmented: the beginning on one cluster, the end on the other
Silver_metal: and suddenly came a good bearded uncle with glue!
Silver_metal: rolled out part of the paper on the floor, glued and laid. and then again got some papers, glued and laid, and so all the papers, as a result, you worked faster :)
Silver_metal: good uncle Defragmentation

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32447
 03.07.2010
Conversation in corporate chat.

Hello, may be Diane!
She: Good Day, May friend! = = )
Do you want to do it'n'n?
See also: Minet...
He is OK. Kam tu mi end du it. Amy Wine.
She: In Russian minute is very ugly :-[
She: I am uncomfortable...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №32446
 03.07.2010
She: I have Alex (director) phone Andrew asked for 15 times, I'm interested and can't keep it in the phone, I'm just angry.
He has preserved it in you.)

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №32445
 03.07.2010
We manufacture acrylic baths. There was a complaint from a client that our bathroom was blown up in some places. Documents are raised. He bought it two months ago. Sitting smart heads, advised. They could not understand what the problem could be. They decided to send the race for 300 km. In the campsite, like to see what he has there. They despise the client. And he sees that the thin protective film from the bathroom is not removed. There was water underneath it. What! You would see the customer's eyes after this film was scratched out of the bathroom, and underneath it a polished surface.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32444
 03.07.2010
Falcon: Mamma bought a new toilet paper. When I was wiped out, I read the title ' Kitchen Towels for Hands'. of her. Well, I always knew I had my hands out of my ass, but not to the same extent.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №32443
 03.07.2010
Just in the news transmitted: "It should not be so that anyone on the road in the state of alcoholic intoxication could cause human life" xDD

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №32442
 03.07.2010
Our friend Seregha’s whole life (and work and studies) is connected with Africa. It deceived him.
What about Serena?
Fucks with a fucks.
I am choking?
Dimon: she is an active authority aunt, you know how to cheat loves, he once called her a vuvuzela. He then explained that it was an African goddess of the home fire.
I am: aa! Melted...
Dimon: they lived quietly and peacefully, and there was a game of football... and she already boasted to all her girlfriends at work of all kinds of aunts, what a son-in-law of smart and caring...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №32441
 03.07.2010
Sniffer (12:11:23 2/07/2010)
I have often pulled small boys out of the water.

Sniffer (12:12:12 2/07/2010)
One day, a boy aged 6-7, right in front of everyone's eyes began to drown, and at least someone rushed. I crashed, he was underwater, and there was no one. I fucking whipped it, touched it, pulled it out for the hair.)))

Sniffer (12:12:33 2/07/2010)
And the phrase from the boy: yes, I wanted to get the stone from the bottom.))))

Jcvd (12:13:00 2/07/2010)
I would have gotten a stone :B

Sniffer (12:13:09 2/07/2010)
with cement on their feet.

Jcvd (12:13:53 2/07/2010)
Oh, rushed to rescue, you raise, and his rock is tied to his legs, and such hopeless disappointed faces of parents look)))

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №32440
 03.07.2010
Correspondence from Asuka:
Do you have a boss, a grandmother or a gentleman?
Tagged with: Muddy
xxx: the man

YYY: Approximately, only he is MUDAK

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32439
 03.07.2010
22:42 <+skinder> gm, and pastilla what is it?
22:42 < AlDjabad> Skinder did you not eat the pastile? O_O
22:42 <+skinder> by photo from Wikipedia - something not delicious
22:43 <+skinder> or too sweet or incomprehensible
22:45 <%SixFourSix_Angel> Cho? Pastel is delicious!
22:46 <%SixFourSix_Angel> In the photo and cabbage cabbage be-e... and the taste of the most delicious thing!
22:50 <+skinder> > There is no article with this title in Wikipedia.
22:50 <+skinder> and generally cockroach is a vegetable, isn’t it?
22:51 <%SixFourSix_Angel> Well yes. Do you think vegetables don’t make cabbage?
22:52 <+skinder> o_O
22:52 <+skinder> wtf!

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