My friend and I decided to go to our school for a few years.
The change. Two seven-year-old girls pass through the hallway near us. Their dialogue :
Why are you angry?
You slept with my boyfriend.
Okay, it was a long time ago!
How long ago? In the first class?!...
Krek: I had a joke with the lanka yesterday...
and
Krek: I watched the movie, she swimming with a small, I am behind a bunch of shares in the inlet...
and
Krek: I have a whisk at the end of my ear...
and
Krek: She is on the spotlight!! The Imperial March!
and
The Zombie :)
and
Zomba: seducing the small on the dark side?
and
Krek: Probably... but it was something.)
HQ: How is it?
Vicious: That’s how you said...=
A acquaintance working in the library told how one girl almost with a foam in her mouth demanded the “biography” of Hamlet.
What did you want? That somewhere in Yucotán to this day sat one unfortunate Maya and stamped out an endless calendar?
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Yesterday my husband clearly explained what the phrase 'h*em on the forehead' means.
I’ll give you a joke in the eye!
X is a pervert.
Everyone knows how to save, but some people only have this ability when the last half-meter of toilet paper is left.
What are you doing tonight?
I play at the computer until 6 a.m.
GARIK: In what?
Katy: World of Warcraft
Garik: Don’t scare me! Are you playing this too?
Katy: well how bea yeah.. now the main Persian proto-fury war 85 lvl )
Garik: I have a better toy, I am a staff member of the company.
Katy: Yes, you have a better toy.)
We will play at night!
Katy: I fear the worlds are too different))
The worlds are the same, I have 90 Goblins asleep too!
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A familiar girl, the father gave Lexus on the condition that she would hold it herself.
Yes, in "VKontakte" appeared a thousand albums with photos of a-la "I am in Lexus", "I am near Lexus", "I am a cancer near Lexus", "I am driving Lexus shooting myself", "I am driving Lexus photographed by someone" and so on.
Yes, Lexus is in the garage.
Yes, there is a free bus to MEGA.
You don’t know how to cook??? O_O
Wow and why?
xxx XD A real man must know how to cook well)))
Yyy Well if I want, I think I’ll learn no worse than rats from Ratatouj)
In the sense, will you pull your wife for her hair to cook? XD is
Comments on HUBE
by R13:
Hi, you called on Captain Evidence's number. Press 1 to press 1. Press 2 to press 2. Your call is very important to us.
She: Sleep sweet sunshine my beloved. tomorrow don't forget to call:* I love you homo
Is it home?
She is: Khomeini
He says, call me P, P, G, K, U, O, but not Homa!
Can I kiss?
Better than home.
The fence of concrete plates stretches along the track. The paint on it clearly says: wall, I love you!
I change the angle of view - on the neighboring plate with the same color:
<Rem> What do you think about African children’s malnutrition?
<Garry_co> Do They Eat?? to
As one remarkable poet said: "And it seems that everything is pretty puzzled, but still some kind of shit!"
Boy (p) and girl (d) after several unsuccessful attempts to transmit a file via ICQ
D: The facts!!!!! to
D: What a thing!? to
D: It failed again.
D: Try it tomorrow.
P: It sounds like I didn’t get up (((
^ June ^ (22:33:12 9/01/2011)
Here, the Photoshop installer gave me valuable advice on preparation for the exams.
^ June ^ (22:33:34 9/01/2011)
"To continue, close the following applications: firefox.exe"
Can we still have virtual sex? virtual minet - it will be a showcase!
YYY: Well, you can polish the screen and I need to suck the mouse? 😉
xxx: fucking)))))))))))
Protection of labia:
Prep (p) and friend (d)
Q: Prove me this in three ways.
D: bla bla (not important)
A: The first is
Tagged: bla bla
A: There is a second
"Long period of time"
D random: and the area below this schedule will be equal to one!
"Long period of time"
Prepod catches a sheet of paper and under the wild shrinkage of the entire audience begins to take triple integrals. Within a minute, he calculates and runs away. They did not see him again that day.
Re-protection of the lab
D: Well, you asked me last time, I replied that the area is equal to a unit.
P (thinkingly) A... yes... no... this is not true...
The voice behind: fucking, the Nobel was broken!