My friend and I decided to go to our school for a few years.
The change. Two seven-year-old girls pass through the hallway near us. Their dialogue :
Why are you angry?
You slept with my boyfriend.
Okay, it was a long time ago!
How long ago? In the first class?!...

Krek: I had a joke with the lanka yesterday...
and
Krek: I watched the movie, she swimming with a small, I am behind a bunch of shares in the inlet...
and
Krek: I have a whisk at the end of my ear...
and
Krek: She is on the spotlight!! The Imperial March!
and
The Zombie :)
and
Zomba: seducing the small on the dark side?
and
Krek: Probably... but it was something.)

HQ: How is it?

Vicious: That’s how you said...=

A acquaintance working in the library told how one girl almost with a foam in her mouth demanded the “biography” of Hamlet.

What did you want? That somewhere in Yucotán to this day sat one unfortunate Maya and stamped out an endless calendar?

Yesterday my husband clearly explained what the phrase 'h*em on the forehead' means.

I’ll give you a joke in the eye!
X is a pervert.

Everyone knows how to save, but some people only have this ability when the last half-meter of toilet paper is left.

What are you doing tonight?
I play at the computer until 6 a.m.
GARIK: In what?
Katy: World of Warcraft
Garik: Don’t scare me! Are you playing this too?
Katy: well how bea yeah.. now the main Persian proto-fury war 85 lvl )
Garik: I have a better toy, I am a staff member of the company.
Katy: Yes, you have a better toy.)
We will play at night!
Katy: I fear the worlds are too different))
The worlds are the same, I have 90 Goblins asleep too!

A familiar girl, the father gave Lexus on the condition that she would hold it herself.

Yes, in "VKontakte" appeared a thousand albums with photos of a-la "I am in Lexus", "I am near Lexus", "I am a cancer near Lexus", "I am driving Lexus shooting myself", "I am driving Lexus photographed by someone" and so on.

Yes, Lexus is in the garage.

Yes, there is a free bus to MEGA.

You don’t know how to cook??? O_O

Wow and why?

xxx XD A real man must know how to cook well)))

Yyy Well if I want, I think I’ll learn no worse than rats from Ratatouj)

In the sense, will you pull your wife for her hair to cook? XD is

Comments on HUBE

by R13:
Hi, you called on Captain Evidence's number. Press 1 to press 1. Press 2 to press 2. Your call is very important to us.

She: Sleep sweet sunshine my beloved. tomorrow don't forget to call:* I love you homo
Is it home?
She is: Khomeini
He says, call me P, P, G, K, U, O, but not Homa!
Can I kiss?
Better than home.

The fence of concrete plates stretches along the track. The paint on it clearly says: wall, I love you!
I change the angle of view - on the neighboring plate with the same color:

<Rem> What do you think about African children’s malnutrition?
<Garry_co> Do They Eat?? to

As one remarkable poet said: "And it seems that everything is pretty puzzled, but still some kind of shit!"

Boy (p) and girl (d) after several unsuccessful attempts to transmit a file via ICQ
D: The facts!!!!! to
D: What a thing!? to
D: It failed again.
D: Try it tomorrow.
P: It sounds like I didn’t get up (((

^ June ^ (22:33:12 9/01/2011)
Here, the Photoshop installer gave me valuable advice on preparation for the exams.

^ June ^ (22:33:34 9/01/2011)
"To continue, close the following applications: firefox.exe"

Can we still have virtual sex? virtual minet - it will be a showcase!

YYY: Well, you can polish the screen and I need to suck the mouse? 😉

xxx: fucking)))))))))))

Protection of labia:
Prep (p) and friend (d)
Q: Prove me this in three ways.
D: bla bla (not important)
A: The first is
Tagged: bla bla
A: There is a second
"Long period of time"
D random: and the area below this schedule will be equal to one!
"Long period of time"
Prepod catches a sheet of paper and under the wild shrinkage of the entire audience begins to take triple integrals. Within a minute, he calculates and runs away. They did not see him again that day.
Re-protection of the lab
D: Well, you asked me last time, I replied that the area is equal to a unit.
P (thinkingly) A... yes... no... this is not true...
The voice behind: fucking, the Nobel was broken!