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I have the irony of fate.)
1 (22:01:44 17/12/2010)
Irony of fate is useless.
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You can watch it from December 20th to January 10th.
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Even if you do not want
2 (22:02:14 17/12/2010)
where
1 (22:02:29 17/12/2010)
Everywhere, even with lighting.

by JJ:

I can’t tolerate technical translations. From all the unfamiliar terms just the head blows, and the brains start to boil.
Although, on the other hand, today one online translator announced to me that the power plug is the "step of power".

(Two friends) Gave an elephant, sweet, in a shell. I am: Tanya, Tanya I fell in love with him! You are always in love with the eagle.

Hopefully next year the rabbit babies will give twice as much!
Do you know that 0 * 2 = 0?
XXX: The Blind

Mother can’t put her son to sleep, so she says:
But you close your eyes and count the sheep in your mind (one sheep, two sheep, three, etc.).
The little one comes into the kitchen in half an hour.
Six thousand five hundred and thirty-three sheep will suffice or continue?
and blue (

The Spinacker:
The Duma at the next meeting considered the prohibition of online computer games (incl. Because they are destroying the population.
The Spinacker:
ppc
The 8Ball:
XD is
The Spinacker:
We are fucking fucking in the country because of WOW.
The Spinacker:
and smoke
8 ball
and ROFL

In the dressing room, she heard a lady on the phone saying, “I’m wrong, he’s not red, he’s rectangular.”

She: I am one of those who are hard to find, easy to lose and impossible to forget.
[21:54:56] he is: ))))
[21:55:17] Is he really a shoe?
[21:56:43] she is going on!! to

I went to yoga yesterday. It is cool!
I had sex...
xxx you have won.

From the discussion of 3 Gothics:

Well, in general, I had such a difficult choice, either to persuade a poor woman to leave the post of the head of the village and thus make her unhappy, but save the village, or I could silence that bandit at the lighthouse and also save the village, but thus inflict on me the anger of some bandit clan...
It’s not an easy choice, so what did you decide?
I drowned in the sea and fell out of the sea. ;)

Zojdberg: what, and when you paint the eyelids, do you not open your mouth?
NinKo: noah... and why)))
Zojdberg: Not Nink, you are still a man) all decent girls paint their eyes with their mouths open)
NinKo: mmm, what, the men paint with closed?)) XD What interesting but interesting details from the lives of men)))))
Fuck it XD

He excavated in the courtyard, after a heavy snowfall, a mine for the car.In the morning he left a cardboard box there with the inscription:Please do not occupy, the owner of the nursery.In the evening found a small chat:Aftar is burning, can you put a motorbike?A mattis?And I am a tomato)))

ROMKIN
I play la 2 at night as usual, running on catacombs. I answer that yes, say "then live for now" and flee
ROMKIN
Soon the cell phones will start.

Mother told me:
Once on the way to work, I saw a acquaintance in front of me (they rarely meet at work), called-does not hear, called louder-nick. I never caught her.
Today is the same situation – I saw it in front of myself and let’s call (the legs don’t run) – Vaaaal, Vaaaal!!! No answer, not even turned. At the stop we still met, I tell her, and I saw you far away, I called, I called, you do not hear!
I hear everybody scream, valla da valla.
Why didn’t you even turn around?! to
I am like Larissa.

xxx: we are going to the subway yesterday, a girl is sitting sunny all over. a guy next to a friend says: see how the chicken has groomed, and you want to whip a fork.

my friend on the phone was hanging in the shape of... a small condom... -"Where did I get it?" - "I don’t know, I gave it, probably from the Eurosite". I go somehow past the Eurosets... on me - fur headphones, under them headphones from the phone - listened to music... I go, and on the whole Eurosets (this I then already caught): "You have bricks in the shape of condoms?" People began to smile... The consultant says: "You would go to the pharmacy, ask them the smallest size!" Exactly! I go to the pharmacy... I go... Standing in line, I declare: "Give me condoms of the smallest size!" No pause, then the guys at the stand bended... Some silly statements began to my guy... The girl thought, strained, went somewhere and brought a really small condom (maybe folded like?Too big for tel. I take it in my hands and say (I didn’t expect it from myself): "It doesn’t eat!!! It is too big!! I need three times less!!Then everything drowned in choking... I decided to offend and proudly go away, but then the girl bended over the stand and whispered loudly, “Girl, let him go!” Even on the street through the headphones I heard their ugly whisper.

Vladimir Vladimirovich, will the sun shine next year?
We are very concerned about the continued stable brightness of the Sun. In this regard, 25 billion euros will be allocated from the budget to maintain the proper uninterrupted operation of the Sun. The rub. It is proposed to create a special body – the Control Solar Chamber, with the involvement of public figures, famous artists, and other interested people. Little will be created. corporation "RosSunce", which from next year will be thoroughly dealing with this painful issue.

December, and there is no snow, and warmth, you can even go out in a t-shirt and shorts, which is because of the incomprehensibility of nature, when the snow falls (((
and bone. Egypt

Why can’t you highlight the conscript with your fingers, press "Copy". Click on your notebook "Insert". Then the menu "Manuscript" - choose your own. and ready!

The son is teaching French, recently confessed when he was studying at school, and I checked his homework (I don't know him myself), then he told me the same text for 3 years in a row