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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №41624
 13.01.2011
Oh, we found the perfect girl for you!
A 5th grade girl with big tits!
WOW: O_O
I don’t need big tits!
WOW: Oh...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №41623
 13.01.2011
* xxx_and_chicken_24_chicken changes nick to xxx_and_chicken_23_chicken
* xxx_and_chicken_23_chicken changes nick to xxx_and_chicken_22_chicken
* xxx_and_chicken_22_chicken changes nick to xxx_and_chicken_20_chicken
* xxx_and_chicken_20_chicken changes nick to xxx_and_chicken_29_chicken
<yyy> “xxx” has broken?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №41622
 13.01.2011
Today I convinced my mother so passionately that I would not get out of the universe that I even believed :)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №41621
 13.01.2011
Yesterday a funny story told me a friend (working as a dentist). In the evening, he returned home, on the way went to the store for cigarettes, at the exit he met three copniks - typeO is a sigha, that in the little things and all that... He replied to them - no, there was no time for me to talk to you here and calmly goes on, the goot still removed a little and left behind...
The next day, a patient comes to him for a reception (one of yesterday’s copniks). He did not recognize Tolkien. He is in a marble bandage. The client's face is slightly so "fake", probably asked for a cigarette of teeth))) and the little things there))) In general, the client had a broken tooth, which was not subject to treatment.
Well, and Tolyan says to him, said he will not be able to cure, will have to be removed. Go to the surgical office.
And here the client sits in a chair, Tolyan, tchets asks the patient, and so between the matter the mask from the face removes, and does not rush to dress back. After recognizing his face, he squeezed into a chair (as if he was overloaded as a cosmonaut during the take-off) and in his eyes there was such a wild horror. The shopper)

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №41620
 13.01.2011
I watch porn. The scene of rape. Anchorage is appropriate, all as it should be.
She: “No, please, I have a husband and two children.
He is passionate: I also have a husband. “Mahatov’s pause” is more accurate, wife.
It starts to rot, the camera turns off.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №41619
 13.01.2011
Sweet went to skiing with a friend and two ladies. SMS: I only saw next to them (girls) how cool you are! I think it would be okay to go to the sea with two men to see how clever he is.

[ + 106 - ] Comment quote №41618
 13.01.2011
Admin goes to the office and congratulates the printers on the day of printing :(

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41617
 13.01.2011
And in the evening, she fucked me and went to sleep.
In the morning, I went to the kindergarten with my child. At this time, Anka is going to fix something there in the car...."

Does the child sleep in the kindergarten? O.O

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №41616
 13.01.2011
- Girl, I just contacted your tech support and I was broken... Can you connect me again?

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №41615
 13.01.2011
Voffka: A woman should have everything beautiful: her soul, her thoughts, and everything you’ve thought of right now.
KIRUCHO: Yes and yes! Two shit is great!

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №41614
 13.01.2011
In the spectacle of the Kamchatka Theatre, the King turns the clock back an hour so that Cinderella stays on the ball longer.The Kamchatka authorities are trying to ban the New Year's show about Cinderella, considering some scenes from the fairy tale ambiguous and insulting the state authority, as the "Cinderella" is concerned with the theme of changing the clock.And in Kamchatka recently, in fulfillment of the idea of approaching the outskirts to Moscow, the governor also turned the clocks an hour ago, which led to mass protests of the population. So this scene in the show caused fierce applause. And the hysteria of the “powerful lady” who demanded to cancel the show. Moreover, there are two or three more scenes that have caused “unhealthy emotions” in the audience. Reported to the governor, and he said: the spectacle to be prohibited, as inciting hostility to the state power!

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №41613
 13.01.2011
It is said that during the speech of Mutko an English-speaking paralyzed man stood up and left the hall.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №41612
 13.01.2011
The promised Lukashenko century awaits
Xxx : Oh
In the sense, Lukashenko said – Lukashenko did!
YYY: It’s too late for you to leave.
zzz: she whispered when she got a speck between her eyes
YYY: Ohha... and wrote for her OMONOVEC

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №41611
 13.01.2011
The son assembled (with magazines sold) a plastic skeleton. The grandfather enters his room - the grandson is sitting, the skeleton is sitting on the opposite chair."Meet, grandfather, it is Artem". My grandfather’s glasses fell. Then my son decided to make the movie. Entering the room with the skeleton:"A body has been found here, you need to look for evidence". He goes to another room, where the telephone is on. Advertising of the series "The Scale".
There is no evidence here.
A criminal always leaves evidence.
Let’s go to another room, we have to find out.
Who killed Muradov?

Grandfather:"Now we and the name of Arthoma know".

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №41610
 13.01.2011
How can you take a person who has a bigger head seriously?

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №41609
 13.01.2011
Vanilla Mouse(18:14:44 12/01/2011)
You know that there are sometimes bonuses due to 2 forks, etc.
Vanilla Mouse(18:15:26 12/01/2011)
I just caught MEGOBONUS 2 spices, 2 bags with "vegetables" and blatant TRIES forks
Cactus (18:15:55 12/01/2011)
:D
Cactus (18:16:09 12/01/2011)
You are happier than ever.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №41608
 13.01.2011
The author of this:
"It is uncomfortable to fuck with princes - the horse interferes."

Kham... I don’t want to upset you, but the real prince, entering the room, takes off the horse.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №41607
 13.01.2011
Didn't you notice when girls wear bags on their curved hands, on their legs, and under their feet snowflakes, they become like crabs?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №41606
 13.01.2011
If you enter the word in Google, it will highlight "the most beautiful girl in the world", and if the word is "the richest man in the world".
Our world is very simple.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №41605
 13.01.2011
One of them is: Pizzac. Birthday was such a joyful and happy holiday. With balls and candy... Now the birthday is the purposelessly drunken thousands of rubles in company with friends and the damned wall of VKontakte...

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