Examination at Jurfake. Prepod walks through the audience, simultaneously looking at the answers:
“Violence is both physical and intellectual... Oh, and weapons mean we have cold and hot!

I study in courses. Second day of training. Unknown to each other. And the group is not all going. In the middle of the couple comes a secretary and informs the lecturer about the missing student "Called Tsoy he in the military committee";
A man sitting next to him raised his hands and shouted "Tooy is alive!!! He is in the army!"

I: There on TV are showing exhibitions of spells. The magician puts his assistant on the sword, then on the spear.
He: Come tomorrow :) I’ll show you the focus :)))

Let’s share our secrets.
YYYYYYYYYYY :)
XXX: I am a fool.

It is said that girls love guitarists. Their fingers are trained.
Do you think the pitchball is worse than the guitarist? and ;)

The day of fire:
In fact, the field is pressed out of the condenser like oil from a sandwich... You want to eat, right?

I went to the water park with my wife...drived, jumped...we stood wet...I ask her...Well how? It just lacks sand in the ass...to be like the sea.

On January 1, I decided to congratulate my old acquaintance with the new year, for 2 years they did not communicate and my number changed.
10:16 am: Happy New Year, Lapushka! be beautiful loved and happy!
10:20 thank you! and you with New Year, puppet!
17:30 she: So, I fell asleep and trembled.

How did you know that you are God?
I prayed and realized that I was talking to myself.
(Government of Havre)

xhx: sent a message in contact: I received a number and
Send this message to all your friends! When you collect 8 digits, it will be the id number in your fate contact!
Okay, let’s see how strong people are. I gathered all 8 numbers, I entered, and I hit the page of my acquaintances, they wrapped it on their dog (!)
The fuck is simple (

- and also to study with me a girl who seriously believes that the last president of the USSR was Nikita Mikhalkov.
But the most frightening thing is that when she said this in a couple, only two people laughed.
I am a predator.

In the pharmacy (morning 7 jan)
Boy: - Girl, can you watt and manganese?
I too, only two bands and a mango.
The next girl in line: You won’t believe it.

Today at the bar:
At the neighboring table, two girls eat salads there, pizza all kinds, two bead-types trample nearby and look straight to eat the girls. After a while one can’t stand, stands up, approaches the girls and says, “You’ve eaten so much! Maybe for a week, right? Can we meet you?"

My wife and mom are a crazy Twitter. They remember everything I whispered when I was drunk.

She (02:50:57 9/01/2011)
I am irritating you, right?? to
on (02:51:00 9/01/2011)
No is
She (02:51:07 9/01/2011)
Do not scream!! to
on (02:51:12 9/01/2011)
No to fuck!

Astrologers announced a hunger strike. Mortality among astrologers has doubled.

Go to study!I know, you will read it here!Your Dean.

A few days ago, I saw a blonde who, waiting for something or someone, during the snowfall, apparently suffered for a long time with doubts that the haircut would be more damaged, the snow falling on her head or the hat thrown on her. In the end, the choice was made in favor of the cappuccino. But this should be done a little earlier, that is, before it is filled with snow.

xxx - My cat lived for 18 years.
Uninterrupted for 18 years?? to
XXX - No, with a break!! to

I watched on YouTube a video about a conveyor from Lego that made small machines from these same Lego parts. One man's comment, just killed: the workers of the car with horror threw their quads