Oh, that physics...I’m too young for physics!

I love my country, but I do not like the country we live in.

The wallet

Gathered before Christmas at the wholesale market. New Year’s stocks are approaching at the end. On the central alley on the ground the wallet lies. and thick.
Nearby sellers pretend they don’t notice. They do not want to get involved in this matter.
Went in the nineties. I even felt some nostalgia. The cowboys have long since either opened their legal business, or mastered the Internet.
There are still dinosaurs alive.
If I were younger, I would pick up my wallet. I love guiding lost souls on the path of truth. But with age, the desire for adventure weakens. He went where he went.
Looking back, he still lies. Sure, it is somewhere else and a bit thicker, but the same.
You cannot tempt a man! I pulled my wallet with my foot. It smoothly slides on the ice and flies five meters into the gap under the commercial container (the container stands on two long concrete slopes, between which I pulled the shale).
Here comes the main actor. You...It’s...What...From excitement forgetting that by the script he’s not the owner of the wallet, but a simple passenger with whom you need to share content.
“Well you imagine,” I said to him, “thought, empty. Run fast behind the lifting crane. I’ll come in an hour and share in half.”

Why don’t you shave?
I don’t have a girl for whom I’d like to shave.
And for myself?
I buy beer for myself.

In Tel Aviv, in a line to an app store, a man was standing behind a man who was going to buy a box for his MacBook. Close to the box he heard him quietly and gently say to MacBook: "Well, Igor, we'll buy you a coat now."

Dmitry Kazantsev (21:45) :
Interesting version: a hillsman killed the pension fund because he had a debt

Nikita Ivanovich (21:46) :
Duncan McLeod ruins Scottish pension fund

Dmitry Kazantsev (21:47) :
Everybody has gone without pants.

Nikita Ivanovich (21:48) :
It is 😉

Today I saw Rasta-Emo for the first time.
XH: such with dredds and cloth
He probably smokes grass and cries.

I had a quarrel with his mother.
Q: Did you say it again?
She says to me: Ir, go eat, see what I have prepared.
xxxh: opens the strap, and there is a goose, so roasted that the meat from the bones has slipped and such wings are ripped out of the bouillon.
I’m going to fuck: mmm! The German! The pterodactyl!

from ZH:

There is a special clown unit in the Mexican police. It works mainly in schools. Well, so that children are not mentally traumatized and even somehow entertained if possible. A few days ago, the children of this unit were caught in one of the school thieves. Funny so they were chased after them, drowned on the ground, joyfully beat the kidneys. In general, the kids liked it.

He: yes you right man should earn, and woman to maintain the focal)))))))you have a smart girl)

She: I have a man.

I call the homephone.
who?
I am
Who is "I"
Fuck it didn’t work...

News on the tape:
British police took sea pigs for marijuana
British scientists, British scientists...

We exhausted the quota.
Finished the drinking limit.
Wake up, soon to work!
Stand up, you untouched man!

They didn’t even rest on youth.
Neighbors, neighbors, and guests...
Wake up, soon to work!
Stand up until the winter is over.

Your spiritual flight.
All airways are open.
Wake up, soon to work!
Who if not you, go there!

We are waiting for a corporate bowl.
It’s not easy to beat him.
Wake up, soon to work!
I hate the unemployed.

You do not want to lose freedom!
It’s hard to survive without salary.
Wake up, soon to work!
Come on, my virtual friend.

Strange, the table smells like clicks.
It looks like mice are there!

On the radio, the DJ reads greetings:"I congratulate my boss with the change of orientation"
I think it was he that was so whisperedly called Pidaras?

Boorawchick: When I come to the accounting office, they stop working :)
JULKA: What are you doing to them?
Boorawchick: They call it the "man’s break", and I call it the 1c Basic Package Update Accounting :)

Admiral: Yesterday we walked with Shprota. I’m near, I’m just ahead. I crawl, I almost fall. Thinking that Sprot is drying up, as I am almost ridiculously fucked, I turn to her, and her ass from the thighs turns...)

X: I recently ate a delicious fish.
Y: Glad for you
X: Do you want to ask which one?
Y : Which one?
It has been 5 minutes...
This is delicious, I wrote...
Y: Burn in Hell.

And everyone, when the games were set for a long time, placed the cursor at the very edges of the progress bar and waited, waited until it moved, and then again?

My girlfriend wants me to fill it. I don't know what to do: I have only met her for 3 months, and I have worms for 10 years.