by Borman64
by 12:49 PM
And a beard. Imagine the situation that you were locked up in a monkey after the strain and you are like: "Well, the devil is a policeman! Please let me go. I want to write after a lot of beer!", and he is so HUAJAK to your kidneys with a thumb: "My name is Mr. Police! For friends – just a gentleman!"

In the shop:
Please get up for the eggs.
It could have been said politely:"Rise up, please, in the line behind that man".

My friend is 21 years old, I look at his status in contact:
"Blackjack is there, where are the prostitutes?"

XHH: We put to sleep small. My husband and I were lying in bed and just learned that I was pregnant.
I’ll be like him, and the second will be a girl too. He begins to bubble something unclear that the guy would still like a boy, but of course will be happy with the girl too.
XHH: I develop a topic, throw, and if a twin, both girls? Again, he makes such a blatant protest...
HH: I am already laughing. What if there were three, and all the girls? And suddenly even for myself, at the end of this phrase I sneeze loudly.
On the other side of the bed, first a stunned silence, and then a loud whisper: Yes, no, no!!!! to

A resident of France sued the pharmaceutical company GlaxoSmithKline and his doctor, claiming that the prescribed drug for Parkinson’s caused an obsessive need for homosexual intercourse and gambling. Because of this, he wasted family savings, stole, was raped, lost his job and tried to commit suicide. The applicant demands compensation of 450,000 euros.

I am from the times when the parents grew green onions from the roasted on the window in a bowl.

From the Women’s Forum:
XX: Give urgent advice on what to do.
I have about 2 hours in stock.
A man rushed to the office with a bag of unclean underwear instead of a bag of his things!
He will land at the airport in 2 hours, will call back, what should I say to him so he doesn’t get very angry?
YYY: There will be a time - the glory.

And the father said to him, "Remember, son, never cross the road like we have just crossed."

Homer Detective O_O

In the school U (teacher), A (Anya)
Q. Do you always wear shoes?
A: Well... almost...
What, do you sleep in them?(The Smile )
Depending on where I sleep...

Question to the doctor: Can it prevent the growth of my breasts that I sleep on my stomach?

>> Friends, I really need a consultation
> and > 1. A man who seriously understands forging.
> and > 2. A man who understands how the career of lower police officers is arranged
>> Do you have experts on these two issues?

Do you have a duel with Mente? and :)

After the article about mines, there is a banana.
Tagged: distracting
Imagine a banana is a train.
You are a ruthless utility machine.
yyy: huge knives cut off a piece from the train and grind it, throwing it into the oven
YYY: Where the train floats into nothing
A banana is a train.
Yyy: and in the train our government
YYY: Shaking of Horror
Tagged: omgggggggg
YYYYYYYYY
Yyy: this is a mistake.
I think I ruined it all.

1>how she got me!!! I wish she lived somewhere else in geography!!!! to
2>good that it is not at the other end of astronomy)
1>o That would be the limit of dreams.

Yesterday a child was sitting with an encyclopedia on human anatomy. He talks to his grandmother at the same time. Talk about children and where they come from. Grandmother as an old hardened man, naturally about sex does not want to talk and says "God gives a man children" and the son carefully looking at the encyclopedia "no, grandmother, a man of children gives reproductive organs."

XHHH: We bought and purchased. Speak quickly and without stopping.

It is crazy... I am so happy!))))))))

What is it? 😉

I just tried to read it for 2 minutes 😉

xxx (20:44:06 31/01/2011)
I’m getting married!!!!! to
yyy (20:46:17 31/01/2011)
= – O
yyy (20:46:24 31/01/2011)
And for whom
xxx (20:46:56 31/01/2011)
He is a businessman!! Candidate for Master of Sport!! Thumbs Up Thumbs Up
xxx (20:49:57 31/01/2011)
I don’t know his nationality, he’s Metis.
yyy (20:51:01 31/01/2011)
Have you known for a long time? :D
xxx (20:51:23 31/01/2011)
We haven’t met yet, but Kiromant said we’ll meet in the summer XD

discussion on the forum topics: "the neighbors on top cat links on the balcony, everything flows to our balcony"

XXX: Can anyone explain how she is referenced?
Zzz: I think this way: he goes into the balcony, looks back at the sides, takes a comfortable position, carefully targets the balcony walls from below, makes a cunning stunt (like Lenin) and starts to laugh in bullying. Per at this time she is still mentally singing "The Volga river flows from far away".

Lobby

XXX is
If you don’t get married before the age of forty and I don’t get married, will you get married to me?

YYYY
I think my wedding is scheduled for 30 and 35 now))) now and forty will need m))

XXX is
Explained... )

YYYY
I was booked for 30 years, for 35 years, now you have a reservation for 40 years)

XXX is
Don’t go back to me (I’m not going to go back to you).

YYYY
Will it come, why will it not come? First I get married at 30, then divorce, at 35, divorce, 40)
I can’t fool them all.)

XXX is
Then ask me not to take the turn! 😉

YYYY
The Rothschild!! by Patterson!!! to

I bought a kilo of apples this morning.
I’m sitting around the whole day.
Exaric: Chase another apple, and tonight I'll be haunted.

News on Rambler:
Language of Communication with Aliens
"Given that we know almost nothing about extraterrestrial civilizations, we will increase the likelihood of successful communication with them if we use terms and concepts that are understandable to everyone in the message."

The first comment:
Can this device be used to reach members of the State Duma?